The Queen, Queen Kat, that is. Was busy. Sitting in her throne. Whilst her Butler made her a cup of coffee. Listening to Maroon 5. She had requested that they play live for her. Right now, they were playing Love Somebody.
She was wearing a beautiful dress, light blue, with a pattern on the chest. Benjamin, her Butler, came over to her, bowing, and offering the mug of Coffee. He spoke in a british accent,
"Your Tea, Madam."
She sipped the Coffee.
It was Tea.
"This... Is not Coffee." Her American, Southern accent told him.
"No. No it is not. I told you that."
"But... I didn't want tea."
"But, didn't you say you wanted to be British? To be British, you need to drink Tea. It's sort of a... Ritual. We'll have a coming out party later."
"You British people are so weird. And we're going to have a what party?"
"Coming out party. For both occasions coming up. You turning British, and... Oh my... You... You aren't gay, are you?"
"No. No I'm not."
"I.. I thought you were... The folk out of the castle thought so, too. You just... I'm sorry to say this, Madam, but you look a bit like a dude." Benjamin told her, and flicked his red hair over to the side. He laid the tray down on the table by her thrown, and walked out of the room.
Queen Kat wondered if what he'd said was true.. She looked like a boy? Really? But... She... wasn't a boy... What?
She got up, and went to her room, to look threw her wardrobe. Maybe there was something that could make her a bit... Girlier?
But, she was caught by her Vice King. Liam Dryden.
"Madam, we need to pay the bills."
"Yeah, you do that." She patted him on the head.
"But, we don't have any money. You spent it all on Puppies." He told her, as he fixed his hair.
"What? I don't remember doing that... Sell them?"
"But, Benjamin's grown attached."
"Oh... That's not good... Get Tom to talk to him?"
"Tom's working right now. Composing a song for you. You requested that, remember?"
"No. Liam, I think I'm losing my memory."
"It seems like it. Perhaps there is a remedy? Maybe you need to take a day off from sitting in your thrown and listening to music?"
"Perhaps. Liam! I have the best idea! We shall all take a day off and go on a picnic!"
"That'll be quite a sight. The Queen, sitting on a blanket on the ground, surrounded by servants."
"Then... You wont be servents for a day."
"Then... You will seem like quite the whore." Benjamin chimed in, pushing a cart down the Hallway.
"..."