Frollo awoke one morning in France, and realized that he was tired of being in such a medieval country. He wondered where he could go to escape it all. He then came up with an idea of amazing proportions. He went to and booked a first-class flight to Tokyo, Japan. When he first got there, he loved the culture so much he bought a house.
The next day, there was a huge flood. He was quite frightened. He looked outside and saw a sexy octopus sneaking into the neighbor's house. This reminded him that he had to go get groceries.
So Frollo was off to the Super Market, luckily, he had scuba-diving gear that he brought from France. He saw many fish swimming about the sea. He found this rather annoying. But suddenly, Frollo met eyes with the most beautiful fish he had ever seen. He knew it was a clown fish because Frollo had a Ph. D is marine biology.
"Hey gorgeous," Frollo said to the fish. "What is your name?"
"N-Nemo," the fish said, a bit intimidated by the priest.
"That's a very sexy name," Frollo responded, rather intrigued. "Would you like to visit my parlor?"
"I don't think my dad would want me to," Nemo said defensively.
Frollo then said what many pedophiles say, "Who says that dad needs to know everything?" Frollo had a sinister smile on his face, which frightened Nemo. Frollo saw how he was frightened, so he proceeded to knock Nemo out.
When Nemo came to, he looked to see that he was precariously perched on a bowl of knives. Frollo's voice said silently, "Ah, Nemo, you're awake. I believe you have noticed the bowl of knives you are placed upon. You see, I have an undying love for you. So I present you with a choice." Nemo's heart was pounding over 9,000 beats per second. "Either reject my love, and burn in Hell for your sins, or marry me and we will live happily for many years to come."
Nemo, scared as ever, did not know what to do. Just before he responded to Frollo, Batman burst from the ceiling, and began to punch Frollo harder than 1/4th the punching power of Pee-Wee Herman. Frollo died, and Batman freed Nemo. Everyone lived happily ever after, except for Frollo obviously, because he was dead… or was he?
TO BE CONTINUED…