hello internet
my name is pom and im going to be writin hte sick yaois for u!
sebastian (dats shibe 4 u if u dont know him) is outside with hus right now and they think im fixing this dumb frisbee machine (little do they kno im not fixing it im writing fanfiction and they cant stop me cause theyre out there and im in here)
'So, uh, lovely weather out here, huh?' shibe said 2 hus, a deep, latent homosexual lust slowly welling from inside of him like drool during dindins
'Of course it is. It's always lovely here in dog heaven' said hus. 'There's never a cloudy day! Assuming, of course, that you overlook the fact that we're standing on clouds.' hus looked at shibe, a powerful, commanding aura surrounding him.
shibe looked back at hus, staring him in the eyes. shibe felt himself falling into those cobalt pools of beauty, and he did not want to stop. he wanted to get lost in those eyes, to spend an eternity in them, to become one with the mighty presence that stood before him.
shibe began to blush. 'Y-yeah. To be honest, I'm still getting used to walking on clouds. Back when I was alive I would look at the clouds and wonder just what exactly they were. They were so far away, silent islands lost in a sea of blue. Oh dog, listen to me prattle on. I'm sorry. We just met and I'm sure you're already tired of me' shibe sed
'Not in the slightest. You're one of the most interesting dogs I've ever met.' hus said to shibe
shibe blushed even harder, and then began 2 feel something else. he was getting a doggie boner! 'Oh no oh no oh no this is bad I'm sorry Hus I have to go' shibe sed, turning away from hus and beginning to walk away. he was doing his best to hide his red rocket from hus, even as it throbbed painfully with need beneath him
hus saw shibes doghood bouncing below him, and also got hard 'Shibe, you don't have to hide your attraction to me. It's painfully obvious, in more ways than one.'
'O-oh. Okay. Uh, well, what do you think we should do then? I've never...I mean...' (dats right shibe is a virgin lol)
'Don't worry. Just follow my lead' hus said, approaching shibe
and then they did it in the butt
the end
p.s. this never hapened (unfortunately) because we all know shibe is to dum to know the right things to say to hus and so i'll have to play doggie matchmaker for them 3 ok cya later internet ilu