Hello I don't own Harry Potter... Duh.
Late down in the dungeons a man with shoulder length black hair in a grey night shirt was stirring a cauldron. It shot silver sparks like fire woks. "Now just add the warm milk, and…" White mist slowly rose shaping itself into a moon. The clock read 11:45, the potion master had been up all night making a potion for himself. "Finally, maybe tonight I can actually have a decent night sleep." Snape thought to himself as he poured the silvery blue liquid into a cup. He flicked his wand and the fire below his personal cauldron went out. He turned into his office and softly whispered to the portrait of a skeleton. "Green eyes." He entered his room and placed the cup on his nightstand. The only picture of him and Lilly together sat there. Snape looked at it for awhile, but eventually placed the picture face down hiding the picture from sight. He let out a sigh and drank the potion down. It only took three blinks for him to fall into a deep slumber.
A few doors down, two boy's where sneaking down. "Ron wait up! " Harry whispered. "Well we saw Snape come down this hallway on the marauders map." Ron said. "I know but what if he hears us." "Wait he turned here." Ron interrupted, pointing at the skeleton. "I never seen this painting before." "Me neither. Let's try and guess the password." Harry said. "Harry sucks." "Slytherin rules." "Die potter?" They guessed. "What is the password?" Harry asked getting frustrated. "How should I know green eyes?" Ron snapped. The portrait swung opened. "Green eyes? That's his password?" Ron asked. "Shh lets go in. They slowly entered the room. A soft snoring was coming from the bed. "Ron look, he's sleeping. So let's find a journal or something and get out of here." Ron tiptoed over to Snape's bookshelf. "Harry, come look at this." Harry went to Ron and read some of the book titles. Snap Dragon and Tiger lily's. A Night in the Moonlights end? Midnight Bliss? "These are all tragic romance novels." Ron noted. "Snape properly confiscated them from some six year girl." Harry guessed with a chuckle. Out of nowhere a glass smashed above their heads. Ron and Harry froze. They slowly turned around, Snape was sitting directly up in bed, but his eyes were closed. "Rump roast!" Snape yelled then fell back down into his bed.
Harry and Ron had to cover their mouths to prevent themselves from laughing. "That was close mate." Ron whispered. Harry nodded. "Maybe he keeps some sort of planner under his pillow. I'll check." Harry moved closer to Snape's bed. He moved his hand under the pillow feeling for anything. Without any warning Snape's arm had grabbed Harry and pulled him into the bed. Snape mumbled as he snuggled closer. Harry's eye's went wide. "Ron help me." Harry whispered panic stricken. Ron tickled Snape's ear hoping he would move. "Oh lily." Snape mumbled moving closer to place a kiss. Harry let out a horrific scream waking Snape causing him to punch Harry in the face. "Potter! Weasley!" "Ron run!" "Enclosar!" Snape yelled making his door to close. "You perverted Slime Balls!" Harry and Ron ran to the door and started to pound on it. "We are going to take a trip to the head masters office! I am going to teach you what happens to children who sneak into a grown mans bedroom while he is asleep!" Snape yelled as he seized Ron and Harry by the ears dragging them out the door.