Note: This is a parody fic that I wrote on a whim. I'm kind of way too obsessed with Jily and the Marauders, and this is definitely not how I see any of the characters in this fic. Rated M for language mostly; there's nothing too graphic. Also, I apologize in advance for whatever grammar mistakes I haven't been able to find. I have no doubt that they exist.
Disclaimer: I've always thought that these were kind of stupid, because if a story is on this site, then you know that it's fanfiction, which doesn't belong to the person writing it, but I don't want to be sued.
J.K. Rowling owns the characters and parts of the plot that sound familiar.
The lovely author, waterrain owns the name Shinning Star Lily Dee Lemon, it was a nickname for Lily that I found in her (I assume she's a girl, but i don't know) fic, what no one see's.
The name, Which Witch is Which, belongs to Scooby Doo.
Also, I had recently read My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie when I wrote this, and it inspired me, so there might be a few things that are similar to My Immortal.
Chapter 1: Meet Lily
My name is Shinning Star Lily Dee Lemon, but most people call me Lily. I have waist-length shinning, red hair; that's where I get my name. I'm secretly a mermaid, except I'm not ugly and scaly like those bitches in the lake. In fact, you could say I look exactly like Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
Yesterday, something really weird happened.
I woke up and literally climbed out of my waterbed. I had to rip it open, unfortunately, because the zipper got stuck and the only way to get out was to tear it apart with my fingernails. Now I have to get a new one, which is even more unfortunate because not a lot of stores stock waterbeds that have zippers on the inside.
Later, I was on my way to the cafeteria to eat breakfast with my best friend, Mimi. We've been friends ever since first year because one day, I went down to the great lake to swim because I'm a mermaid, and I saw Mimi swimming down there too! It turns out we're both mermaids and every Sunday, we go to mermaid church together in the great lake.
Anyway, while I was going to breakfast, I was stabbed in the back!
This was a very short chapter, I know, but if i could get a couple reviews if anybody ever reads this I would be so happy that I would have a heart attack and never get to finish the story, so please do that. Let me know if you liked it, let me know if you hated it, just talk to me, please!