Random Inuyasha Moments

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Chapter 1 – Random Inuyasha Moment 1

Okay just to let you know before hand, Kagome is a hanyou in this one!!!

Kagome knew she hadn't been home for a while and decided now was better than ever to leave.

"Inuyasha I'm going home," "WHAT!" screeched the hanyou abruptly leaping to his feet.

"I said I'm going home and you know what that means, don't stop me, don't follow me and definitely don't you dare say another word. I've had it being here with you alone whilst the others get a break and yet you have to lug me around over Japan so Koga doesn't try to mate me! I've had it and I CAN go home so don't say that I CAN'T!" retorted Kagome as Inuyasha grinned.

"Fine I'll let you go home on one condition," "OH REALLY AND WHAT'S THAT!" asked Kagome her eyebrow raised towards the hanyou.

"We'll fight, hand to hand, no claws or weapons; just hand to hand combat." agreed the hanyou who suddenly felt confident that the miko would agree and that he would win.

"Fine, on the count of three we fight." agreed Kagome, little did the hanyou know that she knew hand to hand combat very well for she in fact had learned it as a young child and still remembered EVERYTHING she was taught.

"Ichi – 1, Ni – 2, SAN! - 3!" bellowed Kagome before Inuyasha ran behind her in attempt to knock her down from her feet yet she knew sensing his aura and his intentions so she jumped and twisted, landing her fist on Inuyasha's currently bruised cheek. Sliding back Inuyasha growled, and cracked his claws, noticing this Kagome frowned and knew he was getting frustrated.

"Feh, you got lucky. I'll make sure I don't miss this time." grunted Inuyasha before rushing forward, his fist intent on 'lightly hitting her', for he knew she could heal herself after the battle but when he pushed his fist forwards, Kagome dodged and grabbed his arm, twisting it uncomfortably so he was trapped.

"Give it up. Inuyasha I've won and you know it. You're trapped and if I do let go and you even attempt to hurt me, you'll really regret it.

"Feh, don't be so sure I can still prevent you if I do this." shouted Inuyasha but unfortunately for him Kagome had well-beforehand read his aura. Only one way to stop him.

"Inuyasha," she growled in warning but the hanyou didn't heed any attention to it,

"That's it. Sit Boy!" shouted Kagome as Inuyasha plummeted into the rock hard ground creating a 13 feet deep crater.
"I warned you and did you listen, no. I'm going home." whimpered Kagome picking up her bag and running into the forest, disappearing into the trees as she raced away home.

Sesshoumaru had witnessed the whole scene, already knowing about Kagome's hanyou form due to she'd wished to become stronger through the jewel so she could protect both youkai and mortal; the jewel had complied and granted her wish, thus Kagome became a hanyou. When he saw the hanyou plummet into the ground, it tickled his funny bone and he just couldn't resist walking up to the crater containing a very sore Inuyasha.

"Sesshoumaru! What...do...you...want?" growled Inuyasha spitting out dirt in between every sentence.

"It seems you little brother lack what it takes to overtake your own kind." sneered Sesshoumaru as Inuyasha growled in annoyance.

Little did they know that Kagome was a sitting high upon a branch witnessing their behaviour, grinning she reached into her pocket and drew the blue necklace, chanting, it suddenly disappeared and reappeared around Sesshoumaru's neck, it was then she made her appearance known.

"Hanyou." she said softly before Sesshoumaru astonishingly fell into a 50 feet crater.

Inuyasha laughed loudly.

"You think it's funny do you, osuwari hanyou," Bang, bang! The sounds of a youkai and hanyou crashing further into the Earths core was heard.

"There now if I come back and find either of you fighting, I will personally send you through earth to the other side!" shouted Kagome, walking off and leaving the stunned lord and hanyou to grovel over the situation they were in.

The End!

I know that one was just weird but it was all I could think of in such a short time, but I liked it when Kagome sent Inu after he laughed at Sesshou, I thought it was kinda funny. In truth I'm not the best at humour which is why I prefer romance or listening to those who ARE good at humour, feel free to review of give me some ideas, I'm sure they're better than this, it can be insulting to any character, Sorry even though I'm a Sesshy fan I just had to hurt him too, it was only fair!!!

Jazu xoxo /-.-\"