Author's note
I'm so happy thats going to snow here!!!! Its funny my birthday is this Saturday and my mom was like, " what do you want for your birthday. You can have anything you want"
So I was like, "I want a Akatsuki cape and I want my Zetsu plushie back." I showed her what the cape looked like and she was like no, she said I can have anything I
want...seriously parents you can't live with them and well I'm not going to say the rest. Yea I feel so betrayed so I'm going to let Gaara give the disclaimer and other legal stuff.
Gaara: Lapushxwolfxgirl aka Haya don't own Twilight, Naruto or me. -hugs Haya- Why do you want to look like a Akatsuki?
Me: Because they have cool things plus me and Zetsu have history. -looks down-
Gaara: We'll talk about this later.
It was another boring day in Konoha no missions for our favorite ninjas, Naruto.....was well being Naruto, Sasuke came back to Konoha for some reason who knows. Earlier doing that week when
Sasukecame back to Konoha he was surprised with the news that he had a sister...a half sister none the less guess his dad didn't tell no one about that. Sasuke was in the park with his "new sister"
talking and stuff when Gaara and Naruto popped out of nowhere spying on them to kill their boredom. "Hey Sasuke, Wha'cha doing and who is this super cute girl your with?!" Naruto screamed out
grinning at Haya, Gaara immediately noticing Haya, bowed and smiled at her. "H-hello...." He said swallowing hard as he blushed a little. Haya smiled at both of them, "I'm Haya, Sasuke's sister."
Naruto's eyes widen when he heard this, "How is that possible, isn't your whole family dead??!!" He said screaming and freaking out. "I'm his half sister, same dad different mom....for some reason he's
over protective." Haya said, Naruto smiled at her then sat beside her. Haya smiled at Gaara and blushed a little, "you must be the Kazekage for the Sand Village, pleased to meet you." He smiled and
put his head down moving his feet sheepishly. "Today is such a boring day, I got an idea what we can do!" Naruto said quickly standing up. "What if we were living in the 1950's, with gangsters, old
fashion cars, sock-hops and stuff like that. I got the idea from this movie I saw on t.v. the other night!" Naruto said. "You loser, that was like over 50 years ago, how are we going to do that." Sasuke
hissed at him, Haya and Gaara just stared at them making constant eye contact with each other in the process. Haya decided to break the argument up, "that is a good idea Naruto but how are we
going to do that? I mean we would need like a super powerful genjutsu or Lady Tsunade could pass a law to make this town a 1950's theme town...." Naruto grinned and nodded his head giving a
thumbs up, "you're a genius Haya, we could get Grandma to pass a law then use a genjutsu! Meet me back here in a hour! " He said as he skipped off happily humming. Gaara eye started twitching as
he watched the now super happy Naruto skip off happily, "and I thought he couldn't be more scarier." "She's not really going to say yes is she?" Haya asked looking Sasuke. Sasuke hunched his
shoulders for he didn't personally know Lady Tsunade but only from what he heard Orochimaru talk about.
About 10 minutes later Naruto stormed into the 5th Hokage's office huffing and puffing trying to catch his breath from running. "What do you want now
Naruto and no I'm not loaning you 20 bucks." She said rolling her eyes. "Shoot Aw man!" He said as he turned around about to walk out, when he instantly remembered his reason for barging in.
"Konoha is so boring, can you liven things things up, please." He said looking at her with puppy dog eyes. "What do you want me to do about it. Please don't do that you know I'm a sucker for the puppy
dog eyes." She said as she sighed rubbing her head. "Well I saw this movie the other night on t.v. and it was based on the 1950's and well." "Spit it out man!" "Can you turn this town into a 1950's
theme town!" He said in one breath." "Heck no, why would I do that?!" She glared at him as she yelled. "Well because you can gamble a lot since you like to gamble, no paperwork and I promise I
won't bother you anymore." Naruto said as he continued to look pitiful waiting for the answer. Tsunade thought about the idea for a few minutes and made her decision. "I'll do it!" She said as she
started writing up the decree to make a Konoha a 50's theme town, "Shizune will you please come in my office for a second." She said over the intercom and a few minutes later Shizune rushed into
the room almost tripping over a bowl of instant ramen that someone had accidently left on the floor. "So that's where that went to, I thought I had lost it. I'll cook it later" Naruto said as he picked the
bowl of ramen up off the floor and stuffed into his pocket. "Okay riight moving on." Tsunade said trying not to call Konoha's Insane Asylum on Naruto. "I want to you to make copies of this and post it
everywhere in Konoha and make sure everyone sees it." She said as she handed Shizune the decree, Shizune nodded and quickly looked over the decree then her eyes got wide at the insane law that
just has been passed. "Who's idea was this!" Shizune demanded looking at Lady Tsunade with a serious look. "Since Konoha is losing revenue because there's no ninja missions and stuff need to be
done, plus being a tourist attraction will be a good thing we need. It's so freaking dead around here." She said smiling as she placed her feet on the desk. "Now go and post that flyer!" She said punching
her fist in the air. Shizune couldn't argue with that, Konoha did need more revenue plus it was dead in that town since someone had to gamble the town's goverment money, she turned around and
started walking then suddenly tripped on a book. "What the hell!?" She said as she saw the book, "What the hell is New Moon? Who's book is this?!" Naruto quickly grabbed the book and ran out the
office before anyone could ask him about the book. -That was a close one, Bella is better off with Jacob than Edward- Naruto thought running back to the park to meet Haya and the others. Haya and
Gaara was staring into each others eyes blushing to Sasuke's dismay, suddenly Naruto appeared smiling at them. "I DID IT!!!" "Did what, pass preschool?" Sasuke said sarcastically rolling his eyes and
laughing a little at his joke. Haya smacked Sasuke behind his head, "that wasn't cool, be nice. That's good Naruto..um what's that book in your hands?" Haya said pointing to the book Naruto had in his
hand, "Umm its nothing." He quickly shoved the super huge book in his pocket.
Haya: Wow this chapter is really short, oh well the next one is going to be longer Dattebayo!!
Naruto: Oi That's my line!!! RAMEN! -notices a bowl of ramen on the floor-
Gaara: Random, so anyway the next chapter is going to be posted soon providing that I'm not on my honeymoon with Haya.
Haya: honeymoon!? -faints-
Zetsu: -appears out of nowhere and looks on the floor at Haya- I'm not even going to ask, everyone who r&r will get free cookies....so... -pokes Haya with a stick-
Gaara: So later guys -shuts off the video camera-
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