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This chapter takes place after Danger At C Level.
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SCENE - THE DECK OF THE CRUISE SHIP. DM AND PENFOLD HAD SINCE WENT THROUGH THE FUSION MACHINE TO SEPARATE THEMSELVES AND THE HANDHELD GAMING DEVICE. THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY BACK. HE IS WEARING THE CAPTAIN'S PEAKED CAP AND DANGER INFLATABLE SWIM TRUNKS FROM EARLIER, IN THE SAME MANNER A CERTAIN ITALIAN PLUMBER MIGHT SOMEDAY WEAR A CAPTAIN'S PEAKED CAP AND BOXER SHORTS IN A FUTURE VIDEO GAME. PENFOLD IS WEARING THE SAILOR'S OUTFIT AND SITTING ON A DECK CHAIR IN THE BACKGROUND.
"Welcome to today's live chat with yours truly, and Penfold." Penfold put down his handheld and waved at the camera while DM turned on the iPatch.
"Now let's see who's asking. GQ_Terry over here says, Nice hat. Well, thank you, GQ_Terry."
"pinetree here asks, are you Bill Cipher? Well, pinetree, no, I am not Bill Cipher, nor do I know him, let alone heard of him."
"escalade here asks, have you played Midtown Madness 2? It has a London level. Well escalade, no, I have not played Midtown Madness 2, nor have heard of it, but I will look it up." He then searched online with the iPatch and placed an order.
"Here's a question I'd like to ask. What is 'shipping'? Send in your answers. I'd like to hear them."
"comeyjames says, shipping is the movement of people and goods on ships. Very funny, comeyjames."
"swagger says, shipping is just like matchmaking, without the actual matchmaking. Thank you, swagger, for your answer."
"stanbucks asks, what do you think of coffee joints that pop up everywhere? I don't have an issue with that, but seriously, there's too many of them. Personally, I would rather have more tea rooms spring up around the neighborhood."
"I have another question to ask. What is your greatest acheivement? a_miz-" he pronounced miz as three initials, as he did not think it was a single word. "-says, I fought a man-eating shark and won. I don't know how to say this, but you shouldn't brag."
"theshoemaker says, I once won a race by default because everyone else crashed out and weren't able to continue. Good one, theshoemaker."
"dudleypup here says, I once participated in a competition where everyone except Verminious Snaptrap won. Nice one. dudleypup."
The ship's horn then sounded, signalling the approach to port. "Well that concludes this live chat. We need to get back to HQ, and clean up the colonel's office. Goodbye for now, and thanks for the questions."
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