Disclaimer: don't own FMA or Oklahoma (be it musical or state) I did perform in it but that was a loooong time ago. I'm skipping the prelude to the song talking about tomaters and stuff.

Here it is:

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Lt. Hawkeye looked at the small fluffy puppy and raised her eyebrow. She was honestly at a lost as to what to say. Breda was cowering on a filing unit and Fury was looking at his superior officer with a hopeful look. Riza crossed her arms and said, "Care to explain this one, Falman?"

A musical scale sounded and Falman began bobbing up and down. At length he began to sing, "Iiiiiiiiiiiiit's a dog, Leiutentant." He ran his pointer finger over the brim of his cowboy hat that seemed to materialized on his head, "A carnivorous mammal, yes he is! It's a Dog ! With floppy ears, a small wet nose and a cute little waggily tail! Iiiiiiiit's a Dog, Lieutenant and he need a nice little home to live so he kin sit alone and talk or watch a hawk making lazy circles in the sky!"

"That's not what I'm asking, you need to loosen up." Hawkeye said over the music. Fury then stood on the desk and hugged the pup as Ed and Al walked in and cast Riza a curious look. "I found him out in the cold!" He sang in a high tenor voice, "I couldn't just leave him there. But then I said shit! I still live in the doooorms! So I said I must find a home for this puppy, Black Hayate. Ok."

The scale sounded again and soon Ed, Al, Fury, Falman and Havoc stood on the table, dressed as cowboys as Breda still cowered on the filing unit. "Iiiiiiiiiiiit's a dog, Lieutenant. A carnivorous mammal, yes he is! It's a dog! With floppy ears, a small wet nose and a cute little waggily tail! Iiiiiiiit's a dog Lieutenant, and he needs a nice little home so he kin sit alone and talk or watch a hawk making lazy circles in the sky!

Fury found him out in the cold! And he couldn't just leave him there. But then he said shit! He still lives in the doooorms! So he said 'he must find a home for this puppy', Black Hayate. Ok." The crouched low and began to dance toward Riza singing, "It's a doggie. It's a doggie. It's a doggie. It's a doggie. It's a doggie. It's a doggie. It's a doggie. It's a doggie. It's a doggie. It's a doggie. It's a doggie. It's a doggie. It's a doggie."

Fury ran out of the line and jumped on the cabinet where Breda cowered. The bespectacled soldier held Black Hayate out and spun in a circle as Breda cried.

"I found him out in the cold!" He sang in a high tenor voice, "I couldn't just leave him out there."

Fury joined the others center desk and they sang in unison, "But then he said shit! 'I still live in the doooorms!' So he said 'I must find a home for this puppy', Black Hayate. O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A. OKLAHOOOOOOOMA!"

"Meow!!" the kitten hidden Al's armor mewed. Ed gave his brother a look to kill while the others cast quizzical looks.

"Strange." Riza mused.

"Excuse me sir, I gotto talk to my brother about something." Ed said through gritted teeth and jumping off of the desk, he drug Al out of the room.

"Edward, I believe you have a report to make." Hawkeye called her reminder.

Ed poked his head in the room and saluted. "Thanks for the reminder, sir." He replied, "I'll get right on it."

Riza nodded and turned back to see her comrades, all dressed in cowboy garb. Sighing she put a hand to her temples. "I'm sorry I asked."

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