Year 1
Chapter 1: Watch my greatness and be… amaaaaazed~!
Togepi strolled through her home, the Togepi Paradise. She'd just had a humongous dinner, and now she was ready to go and have some fun!
She didn't know what she wanted to do, though. She could frolic through the triangle-patterned trees... she could lounge on the blue, stripy hills and stare at the pretty clouds in the green sky... she could play with all of her togepi friends... Oooh, there was just so much to do and such little time!
... Who was she kidding? She just wanted to show off in front of everyone! And she would! She was gonna be the bee's knees, and no one was gonna stop her! Her nickname wasn't Show-Off-Pi for nothing!
She kept walking for a while, wondering where to show off her stuff. She grumbled when her belly ached slightly, though. Ohh, this always happened when she ate too quickly. In fact... was it her, or was her eggshell feeling a bit tighter, lately?
Oh no... she was getting the dreaded chub, wasn't she!? Ohhh nooo...! She didn't want everyone to know she was secretly a big fatty!
... Wait, no, she was fine. She had an eggshell to hide her flab! Yeah, she was perfectly fine! Especially since she wasn't thaaat chubby. In fact, she was quite lovely! Yes.
Happy with that thought, she kept on strolling through the paradise. Soon enough, she saw all of her friends playing together in a field near some triangle-patterned trees.
Ooh, this was brilliant! She ran over to the tree closest to them and climbed up it. Once she'd slowly scrambled to the top, she stood on a branch and yelled "[Lovely Firewooooorks~!]" She threw her paws up and fired a firework upwards. It exploded into a bright, golden image of a hand pointing upwards.
Everyone down below immediately looked up at her. Curiosity was written all over their faces.
Perfect! "[Hello, my lovely darlings~!]" she called out. "[Watch my greatness and be… amaaaaazed~!]"
The crowd below her talked amongst themselves in both intrigue and delight.
"[Oh, it's Show-Off-Pi!]" a boy said, hopping up and down in excitement. It was Bouncy-Pi, from the looks of things.
"[She's gonna perform for us! Hooray~!]" another boy, Overly-Excited-Pi, chimed.
Sporty-Pi, another boy, stopped jogging about to look up at Togepi. "[Oh, rad! She's always such an inspiration!]" he said.
"[Oh. Guess I'm not napping…]" another boy, Always-Napping-Pi, said.
"[Don't worry, friend!]" Togepi responded. "[You won't need napping when you've watched me do my magic! Here we goooo~! Sweet Hearts!]" She blew some kisses, forming many pink hearts. They all floated in the air in front of her. "[Now… Pretty Dome~!]"
She created a bright dish of energy, which surrounded her. Focusing, she made it go solid. She jumped up and pushed it off her, making sure to grab it as it tumbled forwards.
Hearing some light gasps from below, she felt her heart soar in excitement. Yeah, this was what she lived for! "[Now… here comes the good part, darlings!]" she called out. She held the smooth part of her barrier, pointing the dish outwards, towards the hearts. "[Lovely Fireworks~!]"
She fired a firework out of the top of her head. As it exploded into a hand again, the hearts slowly drifted towards her. Catching them in the barrier, she held it up and spun it around on her paw. The hearts bounced around on the inside like balls.
The many togepis below cheered at the sight and clapped for her.
"[Not bad at all! Yay!]" Sporty-Pi cheered.
"[Woooooooooooooo! Oh my shell, you're amazing!]" Overly-Excited-Pi screamed.
"[Almost as good as I am!]" another boy, Egotistical-But-Not-Too-Much-Pi, shouted.
"[… I-I could probably do better…!]" another boy, Annoyingly-Mean-When-Jealous-Pi, shouted.
"[No way, she's super cool!]" Bouncy-Pi responded, hopping up and down excitedly.
"[Almost worth the lack of napping I did,]" Always-Napping-Pi grumbled, smiling lightly.
Togepi beamed and soaked up their applause. It was the absolute best feeling in the world! She wished there was a way she could get it from all over the world! Though, knowing her skills, it was only a matter of time~!
She wondered how to continue her routine, if only to scoop up more praise. She jumped when she heard a loud crack behind her. W-What the-!?
She heard another loud crack and then she fell. She screamed loudly until she slammed face down onto the floor below. Groaning, she tried to get back up. Something landed on top of her and shattered noisily out of nowhere, knocking her down again. She was very dazed after that. Ow, ow, owwww...
Everyone gasped out her name. She heard lots of footsteps approaching her and worriedly asking if she was alright.
Grumbling, she slowly got back up. Oh, well, this was a fine dent to her ego. Darn it…
Huh… on the flip side, though, the gentle breeze in the air felt really nice and fresh out of nowhere. Maybe because her face was so warm from the embarrassment. Darn it, darn it…
"[I'm… okay, I think, everyone…!]" she said loudly. "[Just gotta… get rid of my Pretty Dome…]" She waved an arm, making the barrier shards surrounding her vanish.
… Huh, that was weird. There were still some on the ground. And why were they… colored? Heck, they kind of looked like her freaking eggshell, which was smashed and scattered across the ground! Oh no!
"[Wah! Her shell broke!]" Bouncy-Pi shouted, hopping up and down.
"[Oh jeez, she's all naked, and stuff!]" Sporty-Pi shouted, his eyes widening.
"[Oh my shell! Where the heck is her thing!?]" Overly-Excited-Pi screamed, panicking.
"[... Guess I'm not napping for a different reason,]" Always-Napping-Pi murmured, blushing.
Oh dear, oh dear… how embarrassing! She'd wanted to show off, but not like this! She tried to cover up, but her stubby arms couldn't reach.
Ohhh, this couldn't get any worse…
Annoyingly-Mean-When-Jealous-Pi laughed out of nowhere. "[O-Oh, man…! She's so chubby!]" he remarked.
… What.
"[… Hey, yeah, she is!]" Sporty-Pi laughed. "[Togepi shouldn't look like that, should they?]"
Togepi began to panic. "[W-What!? No! I-I mean, yes, of course they should! I'm very thin!]" she cried.
Egotistical-But-Not-Too-Much-Pi sniggered. "[Oh, but I'm not that big!]" he said.
"[Me neither!]" Bouncy-Pi chuckled, hopping up and down. "[And that's a big ol' butt she's got!]"
Sweat poured down Togepi's head. "[N-No, th-that's…! I mean…!]" she stuttered.
"[Y'know, if I didn't know any better…]" Annoyingly-Mean-When-Jealous-Pi started, "[… I'd say that Show-Off-Pi's a chubby chubster!]"
The others burst into laughter.
Togepi screamed in fear. "[Chubby chubster!?]"
"[Chubby chubster! I love it!]" Overly-Excited-Pi cheered. "[Chubby chubster~! Chubby chubster~! Chubby, chubby chubster~!]"
The others laughed harder and joined in. "[Chubby chubster~! Chubby chubster~! Chubby, chubby chubster~!]"
Togepi brought her shaking paws down in front of her and screamed at the top of her lungs. "[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]"
Their teasing continued for a long time. Even as she ran away back home, she could still hear it. Especially when she ran past others in the paradise. Once they'd seen her shame, they'd quickly joined in, too.
What was her life!?
Sitting against a tree, Togepi couldn't stop shoving egg berries into her mouth. The sour ones, especially. Every time she considered stopping, she would hear their voices in her head again... until she shoveled more into her mouth. Ohhh, what a terrible, terrible problem!
It'd been a few weeks since that horrible day when everyone had seen her awful pudge. She'd hoped that the incident would've died down, and everyone would've forgotten about it since then. Especially since her egg shell clothing had grown back, thankfully feeling looser than before… but no! Things had gotten worse! Heck, nobody called her 'Show-Off-Pi' anymore. They always called her freaking 'Chubby-Chubby-Chubster-Pi', instead!
Ughh… life was so awful, now. She just wanted to leave forever and never return. Her ego had been shattered into little bits… and every second she stayed in a place where everyone knew of her porky belly only threatened to make things worse.
While she shoveled some more berries into her mouth, a couple of other togepis walked past her. Both boys. They snickered when they saw her.
"[Wow, I can see where the chub came from,]" the first one, Talks-Too-Loudly-Pi, said. Loudly. "[She's eating 'em like there's no tomorrow!]"
Togepi stared at him in horror. W-What!?
"[H-Hey, not so loud...!]" Terrified-Of-Nothing-Pi hushed quickly, slapping a paw over Talks-Too-Loudly-Pi's mouth. "[What if she tries injecting us with her chubbiness? I'm not ready for the fat life...!]"
"[Hah, good point. Run!]"
The two boys ran away, one sounding more terrified than the other.
Togepi's heart sank like a stone. Ohhhh...!
She shoved one more berry into her mouth and got to her feet with a frown. That settled it. She was going to leave this dumb place forever! She would find more people to impress with her skills, and none of them would ever call her a chubby chubster!
… And if they did, she would leave again!
Nodding confidently, she started towards…
… Wait, how would she get out of this place? She actually didn't know. Togepi Paradise was a big 'dimension' thing, which had a special way of leaving. Since she'd lived here all her life, ever since hatching, she didn't know what the method was. She'd been told that she would know 'when the time came'… but she wanted that time to be now! So forget that!
Well… no worries! She would do the same thing any good togepi would do when they were stuck. Keep using 'the wave' until something happy happened!
She got ready to wave her arms. She was about to yell out her attack, but paused when she realized something. Oh, eggshells, she'd never bothered naming this move. It wasn't very reliable at showing off with, so she almost never used it.
She went through a list of words in her head. Beautiful? No… she wanted to save that one for something better. Gorgeous? Hmm… no, she liked that one too much, too.
Hmm… er… 'Good Wave'? … Okay, no, that one was just pathetic.
… Oh, to heck with it. She shouted "[Good Wave!]" and waved her paws in front of her until they glowed brightly. Her shell grew thicker and started feeling like rock.
She yelped and stumbled backwards in surprise, landing on her back. However, she didn't stop. She just kept on going!
Screaming, she rolled across the forest, hitting several trees and bouncing off them. Finally, she eventually slowed down enough to stop. Dizzy, she flopped to the floor. Ohhh, that hadn't gone well at all…
She took deep breaths, until all the berries she'd eaten didn't feel like they were going to come back out. Frowning determinedly, she started waving her paws again. If at first you don't succeed…! "[Good Wave!]" she cried.
Her paws glowed for a while until she could feel an odd feeling in them. Looking down, she saw a blue sphere of weird energy forming. Tsk, she didn't want a regular attack. She wanted salvation!
Huffing, she tossed the attack high into the air. It flew a fair distance upwards before being carried away on the wind.
Her eyes widened. Oh dear, she hadn't thought that through at all. Her eyes widened further when an explosion in the distance followed soon after, and Always-In-Pain-Pi screamed.
"[Oh… s-sorry, dear!]" Togepi called out to him, wherever he was.
"[That's... alright… Chubby-Chubby-Chubster-Pi…!]" he called back.
She brought her paws to her mouth and gasped. She pouted heavily afterwards. Hmph! For frick's sake!
Tsk… oh well. At least that move had been really swell. She'd have to remember it for the future, or something! Once she got out of this silly place, anyway.
Once more, she called out "[Good Wave!]" while waving her paws. They glowed and then... Oh... Oh holy shells, she felt awful!
Feeling incredibly ill, she clamped her mouth shut. She tried with all her might to keep everything in... but without warning, she violently threw up. Not just a little bit, either. She was shooting it out like it was a powerful attack, and she couldn't stop at all! Aghhhhh! Why had she eaten so much all day!?
She panckingly waved her paws again. She didn't bother saying any move names - not that she could, or anything - so she waved quietly. When her paws glowed, she herself started glowing a bright green, as did the trees and grass surrounding her. An explosion of rainbow light followed, making the trees grow taller. It also made her feel really strong out of nowhere.
Suddenly, her puking went haywire! Eventually, she couldn't feel her feet on the ground anymore. She was actually throwing up so much that she was being launched into the sky!
She shot upwards through the air, going faster and faster with each second. It felt like someone was pulling her inside-out from her mouth. It was awful!
After a few seconds, the forest began to shrink under her. She saw many of the togepis below watching her. She couldn't tell how they felt about seeing her fly away, though. They looked like teeny tiny ants!
A minute later, she couldn't see any more trees. Togepi Paradise just looked like a giant green... place. One with many blue patches and colored triangle patterns scattered about. Bleh, it was hard to find the words when vomiting so hard.
A few more minutes later, everything went cold and dark. She didn't feel asleep, though, so where on Paradise was she!?
In fact... oh. She'd stopped puking. She hadn't even noticed, because all of her guts felt like burning fire. Owww...
... Wait. If she'd stopped vomiting, then why was she still floating!?
She frantically waved about, trying to swim back to the giant green ball. No matter how hard she tried, though, she couldn't move an inch! At least, not towards it! She was still flying backwards really quickly.
Darn it alllllll!
She got ready to rant and rave in annoyance. She was interrupted by a sudden chill out of nowhere, making her shiver. G-Goodness, it was really, really cold up here, wasn't it? And...
... Ack! Sh-She couldn't breathe! Oh, eggshells!
Panicking, she did the first thing that came to mind and used Pretty Glow. Another variation of her 'Pretty Dome' technique. Once she began to glow, she could feel herself breathe again. Oh, thank goodness...!
... It was still really cold though. Ohhhh...!
She tucked herself into her egg. Feeling a lot warmer and cozier, she sighed in content. Much better~.
She suddenly heard a crack from somewhere. She yelped when she noticed a huge split forming down her egg. Oh, for crying out loud! She'd only just gotten a new one, too!
Thankfully, it didn't go all the way. The last thing she wanted was to be naked in this cold, horrible place. She'd turn into an icicle! And everyone would be able to see her... um... slight chubbiness. So, until the new egg shell grew in to replace the old one, she had give her current one the utmost care.
Carefully looking through the crack in her egg, she gasped. Wow... the view was very pretty, actually. So many stars all around her! Was this where they all lived? She wanted to go closer and learn more about them...
... W-Wait, no, no, priorities! If she stayed out here, she was as good as a Dead-Pi! Especially if her Pretty Glow wore off...!
Ohhh, but what could she do!? She could try using Good Wave again... but heck no! What if she used a move that was worse than what got her up here in the first place? No way, forget that! Her life was on the line!
Her thoughts were interrupted by her belly growling. Oh, darn. She was really hungry. Maybe all that vomiting had done her no favors.
... Oh, forget it. The hunger was driving her insane, so it was either risk everything or put up with starvation and misery! And maybe suffocation, too.
"[Good Wave~!]" she called out, poking her head out of her egg and waving her paws. They began glowing, and... Wah! She felt herself zip through the air at a tremendous speed and then stop, all at once. She felt really, really dazed. W-What the heck had that been!?
She looked around. Huh. This place seemed really different, for some reason. The entire place was still big and black... and she could still see lots and lots of stars... but it still felt so different.
She kept looking around. She yelped when she saw the giant orb below her. Instead of a giant green sphere with blue patches, it was now a giant blue sphere with green splodges. Like someone had spilled berry juice all over it, or something.
Huh... had she done it? Was she somewhere new? Well, she was still in this big, black void of icy coldness, so it had done her a fat load of good.
… N-No, wait, not fat. Aghhh, now she was upset agai-!
"[Who dares trespass on my territory in the great space sky!?]" a big booming voice shouted out of nowhere.
Shrieking, Togepi spun around on the spot. She came face to face with a giant, green long thing. It had huge sharp teeth and looked very, very angry.
Togepi shrieked even louder and nearly peed herself in terror.
The big green thing snarled. "[You insult me with your shrieking, small child! The punishment is death via killing!]" it shouted, lunging towards her.
Full on screaming and maybe actually wetting herself, Togepi waved her paws as fast as she could. "[Good Wave! Good Wave! Good Wave! Oh sweet eggshells, Good Wave!]" she shrieked.
They glowed and then a blue light appeared in front of Togepi's mouth. She fired off an icy blue energy bolt, which hit the big green thing in the face, forming lots of ice.
It howled in pain and clutched at its face. Growling, it fired some giant, colorful, painful-looking beam at her from its mouth.
Waving her glowing paws even more frantically, Togepi's screams suddenly went really loud. Loud enough to make her shoot upwards from the force of it, in fact. The laser attack barely missed her.
She saw the big giant green thing clutch at its head again while gritting its teeth, as if in pain.
Waving her glowing paws as fast as possible, she felt something really hot above her head. It was like one of her fireworks whenever she shot them out of her head, except so hot that it stung. Glancing up, she saw a big fiery orb as bright as the sun forming right above her.
It soon stung enough to make her cry out in pain, so she fired it away, up above. Looking at it, she saw a huge spiraling energy beam fire away into the black sky. It travelled a fair way before exploding into the biggest fireworks that Togepi had ever seen in her entire life. Giant, flaming rocks rained down afterwards like falling stars.
The giant, green evil thing roared in anger. "[Enough of this tomfoolery! Your death will be swift and deadly!]" it yelled. It lunged forwards and grabbed Togepi with its claws.
She cried out in pain. When it squeezed her tightly, she cried even louder. Her Pretty Glow failed her and shut off, making it hard to breathe again.
She wheezed. D-Darn, darn...! She should never have left Togepi Paradise...! She should never have-
She was interrupted by a crash and a cry of pain. Looking up, she saw that many of the flaming rocks from before had slammed into the giant green thing, rudely cutting off her beautiful inner swan song. The long monster screamed loudly and tried to get away. It only succeeded in accidentally ramming into more of the flaming rocks, however.
When one smashed onto the top of its head, it gave one last screech before falling downwards rapidly.
Togepi - who was still being held onto by the giant monster - screamed as she went down with it. The two of them went flying down towards the big, green and blue orb.
Eventually, Togepi stopped feeling cold and then felt incredibly hot out of nowhere. Probably because of the giant red fire surrounding her and the monster, which was making it scream loudly.
Freaking out, she brought up a Pretty Dome barrier to surround herself. It helped a little, but she still felt really hot. Really, really hot.
Crying out in pain, she flailed her arms around. When they glowed, Togepi's eggshell did, too. It glowed a bright blue color, like water.
Feeling the extreme desire to hide inside her egg, she did. She felt far cooler afterwards, much to her relief. It didn't stop her from screaming her throat out at falling to her death, but at least she wasn't hurting.
From inside her egg, she peered out of the crack that'd formed earlier. She saw lots and lots of clouds whizzing past at a super fast speed. Soon after, she saw that they were rapidly speeding towards some big green spot in the middle of an endless blue land.
Screaming harder, she closed her eyes and prepared for lots of pain. They carried on going at super fast speeds until there was an almighty crash.
Togepi was flung from the monster's claws and rolled along some soft stuff. When she came to a stop, she lay in place, dazed. Oof… everything ached so much…
She looked herself over. Her shell was cracked all over, and steam was pouring off it… but aside from that, she was in one piece. Thank goodness…
She slowly picked herself up and looked around. Goodness… where was this place? There was soft, yellow stuff everywhere… except in the distance, which seemed to be nothing but water, as far as the eye could see. This place was much different to Togepi Paradise, that was for sure.
Turning around, she jumped. Oh, dear… that monster from before was just lying in place at a very odd angle, looking slightly crispy. It also looked very much not alive.
… Had she done that?
Huh… she must've gotten so strong! Heck yeah! After this, everyone would call her 'Powerful-Monster-Slayer-Pi', for sure! How exciting~!
Wait… that meant that she'd killed someone. Hm. That left her feeling a bit… weird, honestly.
… Well… that monster had started it, to be fair, so she wouldn't be too sad. They could've danced together, played together and made the best of friends… but he'd tried to make her dead, so she'd simply gotten in there, first!
Some noises caught her attention all of a sudden. They were coming from the giant monster's direction.
She froze on the spot. Oh, dear eggshells, it must be still alive! No!
Shivering, she prepared another Good Wave. However, when she began waving, she saw lots of small, yellow things crawl over the giant monster, or walk around it. They all looked at it, seeming very curious.
She stopped waving her glowing paws and looked at the sight. Huh, so the monster wasn't alive? Phew… well that was a reli-
Lots and lots of petals suddenly started pouring out of her shell, surprising her. They flew around her in a pretty spiral pattern, like they were being carried on some imaginary wind.
Oh, wow… so pretty! This was the nicest move she'd used all day- Wah! The petals had gotten under her and were lifting her into the air!
Squealing, she flailed her paws about. Somehow regaining her balance, she stayed upright while floating in the air because of all the petals flowing around her.
She took a deep, calming breath. Her eyes widened when she saw the yellow creatures all looking at her. Oh dear, she'd caught their attention, hadn't she?
… Wait… she'd caught their attention!
Getting excited, she posed in a way Ballerina-Pi - a boy she once knew - used to pose all the time. All while she floated amongst the petals. She had a hunch that it looked stunning!
"[Hello, my darlings~!]" she cried out to them.
They stared for a little while, in what she knew for a fact was complete awe! Eventually, they all cheered and ran over to her in droves, beaming excitedly. When they got close enough to her, they stared up at her as she floated above them.
"[W-Wow…]" one of them mumbled, "[how did'ja do that?]"
"[Are you magic?]" another one chimed, hopping up and down excitedly.
One of the little yellow creatures crossed their arms and frowned at the hopping one. "[Nuh-uh, Pi-Happy! It's obviously an angel, and angels don't use magic!]"
"[They do, too, Pi-Smart-Alec!]" another one complained, lightly shoving into 'Pi-Smart-Alec'.
"[They don't, too, Pi-Argues!]" 'Pi-Smart-Alec' argued back.
Togepi giggled while gracefully floating back down to the ground. "[Now, now, everyone! I'll be happy to talk to all of you, so no fighting~]" she reassured. Landing, she giggled again, holding both paws to her face giddily. "[An angel, though? Really?]"
"[You're certainly cute enough!]" one of the yellow creatures sang out. "[Are you a lady? You're a very pretty lady!]"
She blushed out of bashfulness. "[Heehee, oh my~. Well, thank you, my dear! Yep, I'm a girl!]"
"[Cooool~!]"
"[Really, what are you?]" a particularly girly creature asked. Perhaps a female.
"[I am… a togepi!]" Togepi explained with a graceful pose. "[A spiky ball of joy that will lighten up your lives~]" She bowed. "[And, of course, I come from Togepi Paradise! Sacred home of the togepi!]"
Everyone murmured excitedly.
"[Huh... neat!]" the female creature responded.
"[We're all mousie mice called pichus~!]" another girly creature shouted. Well… a girly pichu, anyway.
"[Oh, delightful! Well, I'm very happy to meet you all!]" Togepi replied. "[My name was...]" She blinked. Her eye twitched. "[… My name is Show-Off-Pi!]"
"[Ooh, another Pi! Neat, neat!]" the hopping one replied excitedly, now seeming somewhat feminine, come to think of it. "[Well, I'm Pi-Happy…]" She pointed at each of them one at a time, starting with the one that had called her cute. "[He's Pi-Shallow… then there's that bro, Pi-Smart-Alec… and he's Pi-Argues… and she's Pi-Cutie… he's Pi-Curious…]" She continued listing off the many pichus who hadn't spoken yet.
Togepi listened eagerly. Wow… so many new friends to make. So many new friends to impress! Oooh, she just knew she was going to like it here~.
"[Say, what's the deal with the big, giant snake thing?]" Pi-Bratty asked, rubbing his nose with his mitten-shaped hand.
"[Hm?]" she asked. "[Oh, yes. The nasty, nasty monster. It was very naughty, and tried to hurt me…]" She proudly put her paws to her hips. "[Buuut…! I was too powerful and graceful for it! So I slayed it without breaking a sweat~]"
Everyone gasped in wonderment. A moment passed and then almost everyone cheered loudly.
"[That's so, so impressive, Show-Off-Pi!]" Pi-Smart-Alec cheered.
"[So cute and so, so strong!]" Pi-Shallow complimented.
Togepi giggled proudly. "[Oh, you two~! It was nothing, really!]"
"[Wow…!]"
Pi-Pleasant put a paw to her mouth in an upset way. "[Ohhh, did you have to kill him, though? That's… I mean, it was very impressive, I'm sure, but… not very… you know…]" she started, finishing with mumbles.
Togepi frowned sympathetically. "[Ohh, I know what you mean. I didn't want to kill it- Um, 'him' at all… but, alas, my paw was forced to deliver the finishing blow before he did me in, instead.]"
"[Ohh, I… I-I guess so…]"
Pi-Curious gazed at the big monster. "[Man, I wonder what it tastes like…]" he mumbled.
Pi-Argues looked at him oddly. "[Really? You see that thing, and you think about eating it?]" he asked.
"[… I'm hungry. And it smells all cooked and nice, like human food.]"
Togepi's belly rumbled at that exact moment. "[O-Oh dear… you know, that reminds me… I haven't eaten in a long while, myself…]"
"[Then let's make that monster our dinner!]" Pi-Brave cheered. "[It'll be the best thing we've eaten, since the day we all escaped that nasty Team Rocket ship together!]"
"[Yeah, yeah!]" Pi-Happy agreed, dancing on her tippy-toes. "[The berries that grow on this itty-bitty island we've made our home won't even compare!]"
"[Eating another pokémon?]" Togepi murmured. "[Ooh, I dunno… that sounds a bit mean…]"
"[I agree. That's, um… not something I want to do,]" Pi-Pleasant agreed.
"[Can't let that meat go to waste!]" Pi-Bratty said. He smirked. "['Sides, that bozo tried picking on you, Show-Off-Pi, didn't he?]"
"[Mmm, I guess so…]" Togepi replied.
Pi-Argues nodded. "[Yeah! 'Sides, he's already dead. And if ya didn't beat him, he would'a eaten you!]" he shouted dramatically, making electricity come out of the red things on his cheeks. "[So s'only fair! … Owww!]" He cringed, grabbing at his cheeks. "[Why's that gotta huuurt…?]"
"[Don't do that until you evolve, you silly goose!]" Pi-Smart-Alec told him. "[We can't handle zapping, yet!]"
"[But I won't get evolvin' unless I zap!]"
"[That's not how we evolve at all!]"
"['Tis too!]"
"[Evolve…?]" Togepi murmured. "[Sorry to ask, but what's that?]"
"[You don't know what an evolution is? Really?]" Pi-Curious asked.
She felt her face warm. "[We, um… didn't have that in Togepi Paradise.]"
"[Oh, we've gotta tell ya all about it, then!]" Pi-Happy replied.
"[When we're eating, 'course,]" Pi-Bratty added, grinning. "[C'mon, let's go eat ourselves a horrible monster! We don't even need to cook it, or anything, thanks to Show-Off-Pi!]"
Almost everyone cheered and headed towards the giant monster, which still had steam pouring off of it.
Togepi hummed in thought. Well… she'd never eaten a once-alive thing before… but some lovely food did sound nice! Especially after the lousy adventure she'd just been on. Besides, the monster was already slain, so… sure! Why not?
Shrugging, she happily followed her new friends. Pi-Pleasant followed along, too, though she seemed less than pleased about their dinner plans. A pity, but she couldn't be blamed, exactly.
As Togepi went along, she allowed her mind to wander to all the different ways she could impress her new friends. In just moments, she could already think of a few dozen. Oh, this was going to be such a tremendous new home~!
TO BE CONTINUED!
Finished: 07/03 (March)/2019
Word count: 5,039
VGS2's pointless notes: So here is yet another new fic for all you lovely peoples! One that's gone through so many changes that it'd make your head spin if I told you about them all! I probably will, eventually, but... all in good time, eh? XP
But yeah, I hope you guys stick around for more errors of a comedic nature! In the near future, there shall be more characters, more shenanigans, and, most importantly, more errors! Some of which I shall show you right now, courtesy of ravengal, who found, like, 90 percent of them! Enjoy! :D *Cringes*
Fun mistake/s of the day: #1: Her name wasn't Show-Off-Pi for a reason!
(She admits that they call her Show-Off-Pi for no reason)
#2: Everyone down below immediately looked up to look at her.
(They saw her to see her!)
#3: 'She held the smooth pat of her barrier,'
(How dare her! She will pat for this!)
#4: Catching them in the barrier, she held it up and pun it around on her paw.
(Hope this heartfelt performance doesn't go balls up! Huehue.)
#5: "[Almost worth the lack of napping I did,]" Almost-Napping-Pi grumbled, smiling lightly.
(The togepi with the most insomnia. I wonder how many of you peeps can relate to him?)
#6: 'It was the absolute best feeling the world!'
(Leave Dio's stand alone!)
#7: "[Oh my shell! Where the heck is her thing!?]" Overly-Excited-Pi screamed, panickingly trying to cover herself up.
(Whoops! I was looking for a particular line to add that to, and then I put it on the wrong one like a numpty. XD Guess he changed genders and thought she was naked, too.)
#8: 'She yelped in surprise and stumbled backwards in surprise,'
(I'm surprised at the surprises!)
#9: 'It flew a high distance into the air before being carried away on the win.'
(Ash wishes he was carried away on the win...)
#10: She felt Togepi really strong out of nowhere.
(A strong egg? Reminds me of Brock's happiny.)
#11: '"[Enough of this tomfoolery! Your death will be swift and deadly!]" It yelled.'
(Who? Pennywise the clown?)
#12: 'When she began waving, she saw lots of small, yellow things crawl over the giant monster, or walk around it.'
(When she waved, she created life. Truly, she should be called God-Pi.)
#13: "[That's so, so impressive!]" Pi-Smart-Alex cheered.
(That's my pokémon name! Maybe minus the 'smart' part... (I'm joking, I'm a goddamn genius, bow down!))
#14: 'As she went along, she allowed her mind to wonder'
(That's generally what a mind does, yes.)
#15: '(A strong egg? Reminds me of Dawn's happiny.)'
(Dawn mugged Brock for his happiny, apparently. XD For feck's sake... though if we could somehow swap Mamoswine and Happiny, I wouldn't complain too much...! (Thanks for finding that, PokeMaster64!))
-ravengal shows her salt for Togepi while I'm busy showering bonus scene!-
Togepi - who was still being held onto by the giant monster - screamed as she went down with it. The two of them went flying down towards the big, green and blue orb. Eventually, Togepi stopped feeling cold and then felt incredibly hot out of nowhere. Probably because of the giant red fire surrounding her and the monster, which was making him scream loudly.
Freaking out, she used Pretty Glow again and hid in her egg. She felt far cooler afterwards, much to her relief.
Then they both crashed and died, giving her the even newer nickname 'Crashed-And-Died-Pi'.
The End