My Crazy Family
I do not own any of the House of a 1000 Corpses characters. Only Sydney is mine
Anyone can tell you their family is weird in some sort of way. You can ask anyone and I can almost guarantee you they will tell you their family is weird in some sort of way. Now MY family is weird. Fucking nuts. My name is Sydney and I am nearing 13. My family consists of Mama, Daddy, Otis, Rufus, Tiny, and Baby, Dr. Satan, and Uncle Earl. Mama told me I should never really go around Uncle Earl. She never told me why though. Otis told me coz he's stupid and I might catch the stupid disease.
The Firefly's ain't my real family…I was adopted like Otis was. Only Otis came to the family coz he's friends with my daddy Capt. Spaulding. I was found inside a camper when I was 5 years old. I have different opionions of my family coz each one's got their own personality. Some I can fool with; others I don't dare. Not coz they'd hurt me…but because they are fucking crazy. Mama and Daddy are real protective of me and always wanna know what I'm doing and where I am going. Guess that's what happens when you are in a large family. There are a few family friends that we have. Not many. One of them being Charlie. Charlie stays in this little "town" of his with this other guy named Cleavon. Daddy says Charlie is like my uncle even though we have no blood relation. We aren't even the same race. But that don't matter none. Uncle Charlie's a good guy and helps out whenever we need him. And then theres this guy we call the Chicken Guy where daddy gets his live chickens from. He uses them chickens to make his famous fried chicken.
I mentioned I'd introduce you to my family didn't I? well lets get started