Me: Well, this is my first fic, so don't be shy to tell me how I do.
Mario: Well, that-a was-a short.
Me: What are you doing here?! This is a Pokemon fic.
Link: We are the commentary.
Me: (slaps hand onto face) Great. Well, just be quiet until the end, okay? Oh, Link you can do the disclaimer.
Link: Why me?
Me: Cause I'm the author. NOW SAY IT!
Link: Yikes! Komodokid doesn't own Pokemon or anything else from Nintendo.
Saturday. The best day of the week. No school. No work. Nothing. It was like any normal Saturday for me, until 9:00 pm.
There I was, sitting outside, listening to the summer crickets. All was peaceful until…
"What the heck?" I said. I looked up into the sky to see a large pink and white dragon flying towards me!
"HOLY COW!" I screamed as I ran faster then a frog being chased by a water snake.
The massive creature roared. Then, a blue and silver dragon appeared. It had four legs and a silver frill on its back.
"What is this? Godzilla?" I asked myself as ran to the house.
Then the pink monster created a pink claw thing and threw it at the blue one. The blue dragon roared in pain and then shot an orange beam at the other creature.
"I'm getting out of here!" I yelled as I ran to my house. Why did I live so far away from the field I'm in?
Then, to make my matters worst, a large grey dragon with gold armor on it appeared.
The three dragons fired powerful beams of energy. The beams collided and the area around turned black.
"What the hell?" I said. The world seemed to crumble.
That's all I remember until I passed out.
Link: That was a short beginning.
Me: Hey, it's only the prologue.
Yoshi: Yoshi…
Me: I don't care what you say. Link, go do your thing.
Link: What thing?
Me: Say the review thing.
Link: Why me again?
Me: Cause I'm the author.
Link: Why do you always say that?
Me: Cause I'm the author.
Link: Stop saying that!
Me: Cause I'm the author.
Link: I'm getting out of here!
(A cage appears out of nowhere and traps Link in it)
Me: I'll let you out when you say the review thing.
Link: Fine. Please leave a review for Komodokid. Criticism is accepted.
(Cage disappears)
Me: Okay Crazy Hand, you can take Link away.
Link: What?!
Crazy: WEEEEEEEEEE! (grabs Link and floats away)
Link: I'LL GET YOU, KOMODOKID.
Me: See ya, Link!