News: The very first chapter of my very first fic, and it's been revised. Yes, I've revised all of the chapters so far, so that they'll make a tad more sense. For now, let's get on with the revised chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

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Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were waiting in Kakashi's house (coughmansioncough) for their 'special mission', but Kakashi was late . . . Again.

"What the hell?" Sakura shouted. "Why isn't he here? Can't he be on time at his own house? It's bad enough that he made me wait for him at my house last night."

Sasuke shuddered and fell to the ground. 'No! Not my sweet, sweet Sakura! I was supposed to be her first!' he thought to himself. Naruto, being the dunce that he was, didn't realize what it sounded like Sakura had just said.

"It was 10:30 before he showed up to help me practice." She yawned. "And he was so rough with me. I should have just went to sleep."

"I'm kind of glad he's not here." Naruto chuckled as picked up a joint. "Now colors and I can be alone. . . together." He lit a few and started inhaling the happiness.

"Put down Kakashi's drugs, Naruto," Sakura sighed, "Or he might make you go pick some more marijuana from his garden. Last time, you got lost in there."

Naruto wasn't listening though; he was lost in the colors. "I like colors! Colors are your friend!" Naruto shouted, and began licking the floor. "Taste the colors!"

Just then their drug addicted sensei popped in and saw Naruto burning the precious joints. "NA-RU-TO!" he shouted, "Make me five-hundred more more joints in a half hour or I'm going to kill you."

Kakashi was about to leave when Sakura began yelling. "What the HELL is our next mission?"

"Oh right, the mission!" he exclaimed. "Go get me-"

"Drugs!" Naruto yelled. "My precious, my precious."

"You want us to fuel your addiction to hallucinogenic-" Sakura began.

"Use small words, Sakura; you might confuse him." Sasuke snapped.

"Oh. You want us to help you get high?" she asked in a confused tone.

"Yes!" Kakashi shouted.

"I guess we have no choice, but could you give us an hour and a half?" Sasuke asked.

"Drugs!" Kakashi shouted and disappeared.

"I'll take that as a yes." Sakura said. "But why an extra half-hour?"

"We have to make sure the dunce doesn't get loose." Sasuke hissed with an evil grin.

He made some strange hand signs and Naruto was bound to the floor by black chains. The three of them remained there until Kakashi got back.

"Okay, where's my weed? He asked as he looked around. "What happened to him?" he asked as he pointed to Naruto.

"He tried to perform the shadow-clone jutsu," he quickly lied, "But he was so high that he performed a binding jutsu instead."

"So he doesn't have my weed?" Kakashi asked as he started to twitch. "You DUNCE!" he shouted as he threw kunai at him.

The kunai pierced his heart and he screamed. "MY DRUGS, MY DRUGS, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!"

Naruto was dead, and that was the end of "Believe It!"

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There, Ch1 of the new revised Adventures of Druggy. You'll meet Druggy in Ch2.I've decided to write some of my random thoughts at the end of every chapter. For now, a joke.

Random Thoughts: How many unicorns does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We're not sure, every time we get more than one in the same room, they start sucking each other.

If you don't get it, that's okay, it's kind of an inside joke. And I'm not talking about the animal.

Before you jump to any conclusions, like Sasuke, Sakura did NOT sleep with Kakashi. He was helping her practice taijutsu.