ATTACK!

Summary: It's Valentines Day, and the girls are going overboard. (Echizen and Tezuka end up hiding.)

Disclaimer: …Eto, can I hire someone else to do it for once in my life? Oh, I know. MOMOSHIRI!

Momoshiro: OI!!!!!

Me: Say the disclaimer, and I'll buy you a burger.

Momoshiro: OKAY! She does not own any of us, and she never will. She never will…

Me: Grabs my Jo stick. HYA! And here's your burger.

Momoshiro: Urgh… knocked out

-----Happy Valentines Day-----

"KYHAAAA! TEZUKA-SEMPAI!"

"KYHAAAA! FUJI-SEMPAI!"

"KYHAAAA! RYOMA-SAMA!"

Was all most people could hear in the morning at Seigaku High. "No way…" Kachiro said as he watched fan girls scurry around the tennis courts, hoping to give the Seigaku Regulars some of their chocolates. "Hah! I, Horio-sama, with two years of tennis experience, will probably get more chocolates than anyone!"

Yeah right… Kachiro and Katsuo thought.

"Anyways, where's Tezuka-buchou and Ryoma-kun?" Katsuo asked.

"Fuji-sempai should know, he knows where everybody is for some reason." Arai said, since he was passing by.

"Arigato, sempai!" the trio said before going of to find their sadistic sempai.

"Fuji-sempai, do you know where Tezuka-buchou and Ryoma-kun are?" Kachiro asked.

"Yes. They should be in the clubhouse, hiding."

"Will they be hiding the whole day?"

"Iie, just during break and what not." And during the time afterwards, making out and whatnot.

"Arigato!"

At the clubhouse…

"Tezuka-buchou! Ryoma-kun! Are you in here? The fan girls are going crazy!" Horio yelled. "Te-" he stopped in his tracks, gaping. Kachiro and Katsuo bumped into him. Katsuo fainted.

… Tezuka and Echizen were making out! (Which is why it is rated T for a reason.)

"…AHH!!!!" Horio said, fainting along side Katsuo.

"…Huh? Oh, it's Kachiro, Horio, and Katsuo." Ryoma said as he came up for breath.

"Errr… I'll take them outside, you two can continue with what you were doing." Kachiro said, red as a tomato before grabbing the unconscious people and (attempting) to run out the door.

"Hmm?" Ryoma said, cocking his head to the side, invisible ears popping up. (OOC part.)

RING! Went the bell. "Oh. See you later, Kuni-bu." Ryoma said, walking out.

"Ja."

During Class, it's total chaos. The teachers have all given up on teaching today, since most of the classes had crazy fan girls in them, making it impossible to teach.

Later… "Finally! Now it's time for tennis!" Katsuo said.

(Okay, I am on a dead line so I'm going to skip this. Let's just say that Inui gave people who were bad a new juice that made them faint.)

After school, Tezuka leaned over and kissed Echizen in front of the whole tennis club, murmuring "Happy Valentines Day, Ryo."

"I'll make sure to get you a suitable White Day present then." Ryoma said.

-----Happy Valentines Day-----

Fin

Author's note: I know that this is OOC, but I made sure that it was.

Happy Valentines Day, minna.

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