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Avatar Jake was in the forest doing science. But he was so bored. So while Grace and Norm took samples on the forest floor, Jake went into a clearing and gleefully slapped some plants with large leaves which disappeared with a pop each time he hit them. Suddenly, all the plants disappeared in one go and Jake found himself confronted by a huge well-armoured Titanothere which roared with fury.

"Don't shoot!" Shouted Grace through her microphone. "You'll just piss him off."

Jake decided to ignore her and fired a burst at the Titanthere from his M60. The titanothere roared. And then it collapsed to the ground stone dead.

"Hey!" exclaimed Jake. "Must have been lucky shot."

Another Titanothere charged towards Jake. Jake fired another burst and the second Titanthere stopped in its tracks and fell dead.

"Hey, I think I've found their weak spot." Cried Jake.

Suddenly, a thanator sprung into the clearing and leapt at Jake. Jake spun round and fired a burst from his M60. The thanataor was hit in mid-air, before falling dead an inch from Jake's feet.

"Hell Yeah! Whose the daddy now!"

Then a pack of ten viperwolves charged into the clearing. Jake fired two bursts from his M60 and all ten viperwolves fell dead.

"Oh, come on!" shouted Jake. "This is too easy. Is that all you've got?"

Next, a sturmbeast charged headlong into the clearing towards Jake. Jake fired a burst from his M60 and the Sturmbeast immediately fell to the ground dead.

"Yeah, get some!" Shouted Jake gleefully. "That's what I'm talking about. Is there anyone else out there?"

Jake fired three bursts into the trees around him. Six Na'vi warriors fell out of the trees and bushes where they were hiding and hit the ground dead.

"Hell yeah, I can't miss today." Shouted Jake.

Full of confidence, Jake pointed his the gun in the air.

"Jake. Don't shoot in the air." Cried Grace urgently. "It's very dangerous."

"Yeah. Well maybe I am fed up of doctors telling me what I can't do." Jake squeezed the trigger.

"No, Jake..."

Jake fired a single shot into the air. "Yeah, I'm King of Pandora!"

Suddenly, a dead Toruk came crashing down through the canopy of the forest and landed squarely on Jake, squashing him flat.

"I told you it was dangerous." Said Grace.