Okay folks this is a one shot since I, in my opinion, am better at them. I may continue this story if I get over 5 people asking me to continue. In that case this is probably edited out/ there are more chapters! Read on!
I HAVE NOTHING (well not much anyway...) AGAINST JAKE! SO NO MEAN COMMENTS ON THIS VERSION!! PURELY A FUNNY IDEA I GOT!!
Disclaimer: This is being posted on fanfiction. Need I say more?
Jake's POV (he's thinking the whole time)
Bella. Sigh.
Why would she chose a leach over me? I mean come on! I'm tall! I'm manly!I can turn into a super strong were-wolf! Whats not to love?! I look down towards my zipper. Seriously, who wouldn't want THAT?! They must be crazy! Yep that's right, one hundred percent Jacob Black!
Bella, no she has to have Edward. And to beat all: I haven't imprinted on Bella yet! I mean come on. We all know that Bella and I are meant to be together.
I mean, I don't think I'll ever imprint on anyone if I can't imprint on Bella. You only imprint once you know...
Mew...
Meowwww...
GERRRR STUPID CAT MESSING UP MY FRICKEN PITTY PARTY!!
Hummm... I wonder if its ever met a wolf. I grin. Well there's a first time for everything. I pause sniffing the air for the cat's sent. Yum. That smells reallygood! Damn, I guess Leachy was right, I am a dog.
I turned the corner... and there she was. The most beautifull girl I have ever seen! It was like the world stopped spinning and everything was drawn to her. My Imprint!
I rushed forward and picked her up, swinging her around. I had seen her many times around the neighborhood, after all she is my next door neighbor, but today... She took my breath away...
Yes it was her, Lauren, the love of my life.
The way the sun strikes her soft, long, sparkly, clean, beautifull, wonderfull smelling hair... How couldn't I love her?
And I will, till the end of time, she will always be mine, even if she is the neighbors cat! Humm Bet you didn't see that coming... I mean I tried to look up the top ten best cat names, but I thought Lauren is a better fit. Unless you wanted him to fall in love with 'Mr.Bigglesworth' Some people are such cruel cat owners shakes head sadly
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