Brambleclaw
1. Address him as "little tigger".
2. Alternatively, accidentally call him Tigerstar.
3. Tell Firestar that Tigerstar is in the warriors den and watch him attack Brambleclaw by mistake.
4. Tell him that Squirrelflight is in love with Ashfur again.
5. Tie a bell to his tail and watch him try and remove it.
6. Paint a fake exit to the camp from the warriors den and cover up the real one. Watch him run into the wall many times and tear up things.
7. Tell him that he is demoted from deputy because his dad is Tigerstar.
8. Go tell Firestar that he is plotting to kill him. Watch Firestar attack him.
9. Tie balloons to his tail and watch him float to StarClan. (Great image there don't you think?)