THE BEST FANFICTION IN THE HISTORY OF PLANET
GOOD MORNING TO YOU! GOOD MORNING TO YOU! WE'RE ALL IN OUR PLACES TIH SUCH SHINY FACES!
SLAM!
Good morning to you to carl #2...
yawn...
I hate mornings.
I pull my comforter off and quickly rush to make some pancakes and check my youtube subscriptions and my miiverse feed.
Oh that's right, you're probably wondering who I am and why you should care about this w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ story anyway.
My name is Carl William Cade or cwc for short. I live I'm a b̶a̶l̶d̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶i̶s̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶m̶i̶d̶d̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶a̶g̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶ thirty year old male going to college for computer sciences and b̶o̶o̶t̶l̶e̶g̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶i̶g̶n̶ and video game creation. And... that's it, I'm not in a relationship, I'm e̶x̶t̶r̶e̶m̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶"̶s̶p̶e̶c̶i̶a̶l̶"̶ not special, just a normal guy. Eventually I might have a family or a high income job but for right now I'm just normal. Speaking of right now...
I power on my gaming PC (#masterrace) and open google chrome.I check my tumblr, deviantart, youtube, and other social media. Suddenly I see my good friend, who I know in real life, has left a comment on my deviantart post. His name is winston, but I just call him woody... WILD WOODY! As he puts it. Anyway in his comment reads: "recolor fags need to get to really get out" referencing my "recolored" sprite of mario I aptly named, dario the plumber. I don't care as he's usually a prick so I just go along with my day... then I notice an alert on my tumblr page...
"have you joined the pro-femenist movement #saoisbae? It's worth it!" I reply with: NO! SAO IS FOR WEEABOO FAG CUNTS WHO DON'T HAVE FRIENDS! I then turn to my cat who now looks like I just insulted his mother as he cringes in fear, I then start petting him and rambling about weeaboos. Then I get an awful,awful idea... I begin to type "#saoisbae" in the search bar... then I am greeted with a ton of posts from a user named therealkirito, then it hit me that everything I knew about the terrible anime known as sword art online was wrong.
I clicked to go to his tumblr and I read his posts. One contained a link and read: "for all who oppose my revival of the mmo sword art online click the link below." I foolishly clicked and suddenly blacked out, when I woke up I was awestruck...