[Deep in the Robin cave]

"Get wrecked gramps I'm MLG!" said an all too enthusiastic Robin.

"I'm the same age as you and what on earth is MLG?" asked a confused Chrom.

Robin rolled his eyes.

"Gosh, it means MAJOR LEAGUE GAMER dontcha know?"

Chrom slapped himself silly thinking he was dreaming. "You realize this is chess right!" yelled Chrom.

"So what I bet I can 360 bow scope you in real life loser!" Robin said with a really geeky voice.

Chrom stood up and flipped the table. "What did you say, skrub?"

"Imma fuk u up m8 rly" yelled the now angry Robin.

"I challenge you to rust 1v1 accept my b8 m8!"

They had an intense stare down until their maid- I mean Cynthia walked up to the two.

"You two seem angry what's up?" asked a very chipper and bright Cynthia.

"GET THE FUCK OUT YOU DUMB PIECE OF GARBAGE" yelled Chrom.

This caused Cynthia to run away crying and then fall off the side of the platform in the cave.

"Oh shit," whispered Robin. "WHAT DO WE DO CHROM, LUCINA AND MORGAN WOULD HATE ME, I'M PANICKING!"

"Get a hold of yourself man!" yelled Chrom. "All we need to is hide the body, no one will notice her absence."

"Good Idea Chrom!"

[Meanwhile at the crew commons]

"Mother have you seen Cynthia today?" asked a concerned Lucina.

"Who, oh you mean the lesser daughter, no clue," said Sumia non-shalantly.

This came as a concern to Lucina due to the fact that if Cynthia is expendable, she might be too.

"Mother am I unimportant to you?" said Lucina like a small, confused child.

"Of course you are, AS LONG AS I HAVE MY CHROMY-POO!" said Sumia with a very disturbed and violent grin while stroking a framed picture of an unconscious Chrom.

[Back to our lovable duo]

"That will be two hundred thousand gold then," said Robin while making his transaction.

"I'll pay whatever it takes for it!" yelled an anxious Virion.

"KK bruh, here." Robin then gave the body to Virion.

"Ooh la laa, now I have something to satisfy my evil desires while sully is away!"

"Imma just walk away now, just saying."

Robin walked to Chrom who waited for him at his room.

"Did you get the money Robin?" Asked Chrom.

"Here ya go, that should cover that annoying daught-"

"Who's annoying," said an unexpectable Cynthia.

"It cannot be. You fell," said Chrom

"Through fire and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth," explained Cynthia.

"Wait what, whose body was that and what's a Morgoth!" asked a confused Chrom.

[Much later, after Chrom reads the LOTR Trilogy]

"You realize we just read all of that in like, a minute right," said Chrom.

"The body was actually Miriel, like who cares about her!" raved Cynthia.

The trio laughed until blood spurted from their necks.

Robin just shrugged at this. Suddenly Robin felt a hand grasp his ass. "Hey Chrom, don't get handsy."

"That wasn't me," said Chrom

"Nope," commented Cynthia. "Just me, NOW MAKE LOVE TO ME ROBIN."

She then jumped on Robin in an attempt to "get some".

All of a sudden, a ghetto, tank top wearing Lucina grabbed Cynthia and started to smack the shit out of her.

"DON'T TOUCH MY MAN!" yelled Lucina.

"Wow a catfight," noted an on looking Chrom.

"Yeah, so hot," added Robin.

"IKR."

Robin turned.

"Wat."