Disclaimer:
If I owned Erik, I would be far too busy glomping him to write.
Therefore, logically I do not.
Life not fair, is it?
… oh yeah- I don't own any of the other characters or songs either, they belong to Andrew Lloyd webber and Gaston Leroux. Nuff said.
LET THE PARODY BEGIN!!!
Erik: (in scary high voice)
Keep singing –
Your Singing and practice
Will keep me happyyyy –
If you stopped, well here's an idea of
How unpleasant your life could beeee!
I'll hang Buquet – while the ballet girl's dance
And burn down the opera house –
Unless you continue singing,
(And become my spouse) (A/N Italics = muttering)
Christine:I heard that!
Erik:Damn!
Christine: goes off, marries Raul – a.k.a THE FOP.
Erik:continues to nag from afar with the help of ventriloquism:
Erik:
Keep practicing, never stop rehearsing –
Even though you're no longer on stage –
Letting your voice be forgotten–
Will provoke my rage.
Think of all the lessons we went through
If you stop they'll have been a waste
Of time for you.
Keep singing,
Singing and practice,
Now that you've run awaaaay –
Please sing for me –
Not "once in a while" –
But every single day!
Or else I will
Just have to whisk you straight
Back to my lair next to the lake –
So if you wont sing for me, than sing for your own saaaake!
(Christine, upon hearing Erik's words)
Can it be?
Can it be Erik?
Oh dear…
Long ago, it seems so long ago –
He warned me not to quit –
And now that I have I
Think I'm in deep shi-
Erik:
I warned you –
I warned you many times –
Of what the consequence would be –
And so from now on you'll
HAVE to listen to meeeeeeeeeeee!
(He steals her back, and makes her sing scales till he deems her sorry.
Or she kisses him.
Or says she will leave Rauol for good
Oooor she turns the grasshopper –
But beware, for it hops jolly high!
:)
A/N
Please review that's all I ask of youuu…
Seriously – cos I'm not doing angel of music/the mirror till I get one review!
So ner!
Pweese?