I am the very model of an obsessed Harry Potter Fan
Adapted by Ophie, who laughed lots while writing this and wants to say that although some parts might not sound right, thats okay. "Why?" You may ask. "I dunno." Ophie will reply. "They just do" and she will go back to eating her soggy, sugar coated cereal and watch you try to figure it out.
- HP FAN
- I am the very model of an obsessed Harry Potter fan
- I've read all of the HP books as many times as I can
- I love all of the Gryffindors and hate all of the Slytherins
- I even know what house Cedric Diggory was in;
- I'm very well acquainted, too, with Cho Chang and with Quidditch,
- I understand the wronskie feint, and I have even tried it
- About the evil Lord I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
- How he's so mean to Harry, how he's given him so much abuse.
- CHROUS OF STRANGE PEOPLE :
- How he's so mean to Harry, how he's given him so much abuse.
- How he's so mean to Harry, how he's given him so much abuse.
- How he's so mean to Harry, how he's given him so much abuse.
- HP FAN :
- I'm very good at receiting the songs of the sorting hat;
- I know the name of Hermione's big ginger cat:
- In short, in matters that concern the great Hogwarts clan,
- I am the very model of an obsessed Harry Potter fan
- CHROUS OF STRANGE PEOPLE :
- In short, in matters that concern the great Hogwarts clan,
- I am the very model of an obsessed Harry Potter fan
- HP FAN :
- I know our mythic history, all four creators of Hogwarts;
- I answer hard questions on the trails in great wizard courts,
- I quote quite easily ever line from every single book,
- I know Hogwarts up side down and inside every little nook;
- I can tell you that Peter is a stupid cheating slimy git,
- Hell, I've read all of the books so I can even proove it!
- Then I can get Sirius free from jail,
- And Maybe whial I am at it Get Luscuis Malfoy impaled.
- CHROUS OF STRANGE PEOPLE :
- And Maybe whial I am at it Get Luscuis Malfoy impaled.
- And Maybe whial I am at it Get Luscuis Malfoy impaled.
- And Maybe whial I am at it Get Luscuis Malfoy impaled.
- HP FAN :
- Then I can write a foot long essay on different kinds of Potions,
- And tell you ev'ry detail of the way a wearwolf transforms:
- In short, in matters that concern the great Hogwarts clan
- I am the very model of an obsessed Harry Potter fan!
- CHROUS OF STRANGE PEOPLE :
- In short, in matters that concern the great Hogwarts clan
- He is the very model of an obsessed Harry Potter fan!
- HP FAN :
- In fact, when I know what is meant by "gringotts" and "goblin",
- When I can tell at sight a vampire from a true human,
- When such affairs as wizard dueling I'm more wary at,
- And when I know precisely what is meant by "Snape's an ulgy little git!",
- When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern wizardry,
- When I know more of magic than a Wizard from the Ministry --
- In short, when I've finished singing, I think I'll have a spot of tea,
- You'll say a more obsessed HP fan you never did see!
- CHROUS OF STRANGE PEOPLE