I don't know why, but I thought that this would be a fun idea! Please enjoy, and if you have any requests for an interview, please tell me!

So basically, all these interviews take place on my new show. It's cool because we got cool pictures on the wall of like different Kingdom Hearts stuff, we got way cool RECLINING chairs on the set and then there's me. I have a kick butt desk that has like, three drawers and a cool cappuccino machine in the corner for 'those characters' you know? We're in front of a live audience (ahem, you) so this is all unscripted! Anyway, let's get started!

Janae: sitting behind her desk Welcome one and all to 'Interviews From Behind the Desk'. I'm your host, Janae and I will be interviewing characters for you! This season is dedicated to Kingdom Hearts, and if you people love me, we'll do another one! So anyway, let's get started! The first guest on the show is of course the main character, Sora!

Sora: walks in from the right side of the stage as half the fan girls in the audience scream and prepare their nets for capture

Fangirls: GET HIM!

Janae: as the girls begin to run at the stage, she pushes a button under her desk that creates a very tall electric fence that stands in front of the show's set.

Fangirls: run straight into the fence and all get electrocuted and die

Sora: do they have those things in a travel size form?

Janae: yeah, but they cost like a million dollars. Anyway, onto the questions.

Sora: go for it

Janae: because no one has reviewed with questions yet, all questions are from me.

Sora: fine

Janae: So Sora, I have to ask...what the hell is up with your hair?

Sora: nearly dies of a heart attack YOU DON'T LOVE IT?

Janae: no, and I have to ask, when you styled it, where you like trying to copy Yu-Gi-Oh! Or something, because you look like Yugi with a big key.

Sora: I can't believe you'd say that! My hair is beautiful, breathtaking and gorgeous!

Janae: how do you and Yugi get it to spike like that? I mean, it must cost you millions of dollars on gel...or is it yen?

Sora: MY HAIR IS NATURALLY LIKE THIS!

Janae: maybe I should get Yugi on the phone...

Sora: JUST GET ON ITH THE QUESTIONS!

Janae: quickly makes a mental note to get Yugi on the phone later Fine. So Sora, what's it like to be the Keyblade's chosen one?

Sora: Well Janae, it's kind of fun, I mean it's pretty cool and all, but I wish I could go home.

Janae: So uh...it's kind of sharp right?

Sora: well yeah, hence the ending 'blade'

Janae: then maybe you can like I don't know...try and cut your sky high hair with it?

Sora: WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION WITH MY HAIR?

Janae: listen man, I'm not trying to say anything in particular, but it DOES look like a porcupine nestled on your head and had little porcupine babies.

Sora: I HAVE NO PROCUPINES NESTLED ON MY HEAD!

Porcupines: show themselves on Sora's head Well if THAT'S how you feel about us, KIDS, LETS GO!

All porcupines jump off Sora's head, leaving him bald

Sora: MY HAIR IS RUINED! Runs off stage

Janae: well, I guess that that's all the time we have for now! Come back next time to see more!

Ending theme plays

AFTER THE SHOW

Janae: on the phone hey, Yugi, it's Janae...

Yugi: is this about my hair?

Janae: that's not important. Dude, how do you keep your hair spiked

Yugi: IT IS ABOUT MY HAIR!

Janae: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Yugi: fine! I'll tell you! The secret is constant electrocution between shooting. Plus it gives you a nice sheen.

Janae: Really? I guess that's why Sora has the thunder spell... THANKS YUGI

Yugi: DON'T CALL ABOUT MY HAIR AGAIN! Hangs up

Janae: hangs up

If you have an idea for who I should interview or questions you want me to ask people (they can come back as guest stars) let me know in a review!