Hey guys Smoke here with a story staring the merc with the mouth Deadpool!
Deadpool: What up bitches!
Me: Crossed with Five nights at Freddy's!
Deadpool: Wait what?!
Me: I don't own Deadpool or Five nights at Freddy's! Enjoy!
It's midnight at Freddy's Fazbear Pizza Deadpool has just started is shift and heard the voice mail from the former employee. "I'm gonna kill that guy for making this story." said Deadpool.
"True but he never did a Deadpool fanfic before." said Serious Deadpool, one of the voices in his head.
"Still. But putting me in this story? He could of picked Grimlock or Delsin Rowe." said Deadpool.
"Maybe he'll put in hot chicks with big boobs!" said Kid Deadpool another voice in his head.
"He better, he only give me his word with a basket of tacos!" said Deadpool.
Then he looks at the monitor and sees that Bonnie Bunny is missing. "What the hell?! Where did Bugs Bunny go!?" Deadpool asked.
Then he hears something coming this way and Foxy pops out of nowhere and attacks Deadpool. Deadpool screams like a little girl and the screen went black.
Deadpool wakes up and finds himself trapped. "What the hell? I'm in a suit." He teleported out of the suit.
"Ok no body makes me shit my pants in this story." said Deadpool taking out his gun and cocks it.
In the dinning room, Freddy, Chica, Bonnie and Foxy were celebrating after killing another employee. Then Chica sees Deadpool with a angry look on his face. "I thought he was dead?!" Bonnie asked.
"I can't die, you wascelly wabbit." said Deadpool and shoots Bonnie's head off with a shotgun.
Foxy jumps towards Deadpool, Deadpool takes out his swords and slice Foxy in half. Chica charges at Deadpool but Deadpool puts a grenade in Chica's mouth and it exploded. "You're next Yogi Bear." said Deadpool.
"Don't kill me man!" Freddy begged for mercy.
"I got something better." said Deadpool and kicks Freddy in the nuts and presses a detonator. The whole building explodes and he walks away from the explosion. "Damn i'm good."
Deadpool blamed the manager of Freddy Fazbear's pizza for blowing up the place and took the batmobile to the playboy mansion. "So that's how I saved the world!" said Deadpool.
"Oh Deadpool you're so brave." said a hot girl in a pink bikini.
"Is there anything else we can do?" A hot girl in a jade bikini asked. "Have about we have some fun."
Deadpool looks at the camera and winks.
Then a looney tunes circle appears abd Deadpool pops out of it and says. "That's all folks!
The end.
Please review and stay frosty.