Disclaimer: in this comic, the characters that are not mine are all the
cast of Fruits Basket and the cast of Samurai X and Rurouni Kenshin. Under
no circumstances will I be held responsible for lost or missing property
(such as your spleen) and I will not replace lost or stolen credit cards.
Also, the characters such as the lighting crew and the camera crew are the
property of Mer007, a writer on , and of whom is a close
friend of mine. I am using her characters at her digression. Also, Dr.
Hobo is property of VG Cats, a trademarked (I think) webcomic of which I
enjoy. If you have a heart attack at the stupidity and utter randomness of
this spoof on life, just stop reading 'cuz it's always going to get worse.
Thank you.
Note: I spell all things how I mean to spell them so don't get in a snit about spelling with me, because you'll just lose. -Rashes Rating: restricted, for sexual references, violence, and language.
A Barrel full of Monkies
Scene start: the insanity begins Jon: shaking head well, here are. L.A. What do we do now?
Lily: maybe we could find a place to spend the night?
Jon: yeah!
Nina: hey, look! An old abandoned theater! Let's stay there since we're broke.
Jon: nah, it could be haunted.
Lily: oh, come on, Jon. I'll protect you.
Jon: smirks okay.
Nina: save it people. We need to get in before we freeze.
Jon: under breath damn(just when I think I can get a little "alone" time with lily(that
Nina had to butt in(
Lily: hmm?
Jon: oh, nothing. smirks
Some damn bum: slurred hey, peoples. Can I come with you for a while? I'm looking for and 'venture.
Nina: before anyone else could react sure! By the way, what's your name?
Dr. Hobo: ny mame is Dr. Hobo.
Everyone: aaahhhh(...
Everyone: (
Jon: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight( thinks to himself wow, this guy could be fun(
Lily: why are you a doctor?
Dr. Hobo: you see this? holds up scalpel why would anyone else other than a doctor have this?
Everyone:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Jon: damn it, I'm cold! Let's just get in the condemned building before I freeze to death!
Lily: Jon! Don't swear! slices Jon's kidney with her hand
Jon: oh, shit! That hurt!
Lily: and there's more where THAT came from.
Jon: world of pain!
All except Jon: stares at Jon writhing on the ground holding his left kidney(
Lily: well, like Jon said, lets go.
All: walks to the side entrance
door shakes
All: oh crap...
door bursts open, revealing Inu Yasha, a demon slayer and a horde of fangirls close at his heels shouting "sit boy"
Jon: wtf?! guards both kidneys
All: enter stage left All: sees a fully decked stage complete with light crews, camera men, and on the stage sat a
woman, sitting on a couch with what seemed to be anime characters from the anime "Fruits Basket" (from which the author of this looks upon with great favor) and is saying something about a giant sword one of the characters is holding.
Kenshin: oro? (Translation: what?)
Jon: HEY! Aren't you that one guy...oh, what's your name...oh yeah! The Botosi? Was it?
Kenshin: I prefer not to talk about that.
Jon: aah. Well, was I right or not?
Kenshin: yep. I am, or was, the Botosi.
Jon: let's get out before he kills us all!
Kenshin: dun worry, im all better now. I haven't killed in a long, long time.
Nina: is busy trying to keep up with all that has happened and still recovering from her heart stopping three lines up
Jon: hey, who is that over there threatening to kill us all with that big- ass sword?
Kenshin: I have no clue.
Jon: well, then, you know what they say: when the tough get going the tough get machine guns.
Kenshin: no!
Jon: stfu!
Kenshin: hey!
Jon: clutches kidney too late
Lily: I told you to stop!
Kenshin: wow. Can you teach me how to do that?
Lily: sure. All you do is punch the person slightly behind the side in the kidney. And if you kick a person in a certain spot in the back of the leg, they fall down and piss themselves (I'm really not kidding on this).
Kenshin: hey look! Get that dog!
Dog: bark
Lily: what's that in its mouth?
Kenshin: you don't want to know.
Lily: blushes oh...right...GET OVER HERE, DOGGIE!
Kenshin: smacks face I've created a monster...
Jon: seriously, what is that in the dog's mouth?
Kenshin: my loincloth.
Nina: thinks nice.
Lily: running after dog a little help...over here...please?
Kenshin: actually, I'm pretty tired.
Jon: yeah. Let's get to a hotel or something.
Kenshin: I'm with you, man.
Jon: lily! C'mon! Were going now!
Lily: 'kay!
Nina: well, what're we waiting for?! Let's go! Scene end
Note: I spell all things how I mean to spell them so don't get in a snit about spelling with me, because you'll just lose. -Rashes Rating: restricted, for sexual references, violence, and language.
A Barrel full of Monkies
Scene start: the insanity begins Jon: shaking head well, here are. L.A. What do we do now?
Lily: maybe we could find a place to spend the night?
Jon: yeah!
Nina: hey, look! An old abandoned theater! Let's stay there since we're broke.
Jon: nah, it could be haunted.
Lily: oh, come on, Jon. I'll protect you.
Jon: smirks okay.
Nina: save it people. We need to get in before we freeze.
Jon: under breath damn(just when I think I can get a little "alone" time with lily(that
Nina had to butt in(
Lily: hmm?
Jon: oh, nothing. smirks
Some damn bum: slurred hey, peoples. Can I come with you for a while? I'm looking for and 'venture.
Nina: before anyone else could react sure! By the way, what's your name?
Dr. Hobo: ny mame is Dr. Hobo.
Everyone: aaahhhh(...
Everyone: (
Jon: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight( thinks to himself wow, this guy could be fun(
Lily: why are you a doctor?
Dr. Hobo: you see this? holds up scalpel why would anyone else other than a doctor have this?
Everyone:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Jon: damn it, I'm cold! Let's just get in the condemned building before I freeze to death!
Lily: Jon! Don't swear! slices Jon's kidney with her hand
Jon: oh, shit! That hurt!
Lily: and there's more where THAT came from.
Jon: world of pain!
All except Jon: stares at Jon writhing on the ground holding his left kidney(
Lily: well, like Jon said, lets go.
All: walks to the side entrance
door shakes
All: oh crap...
door bursts open, revealing Inu Yasha, a demon slayer and a horde of fangirls close at his heels shouting "sit boy"
Jon: wtf?! guards both kidneys
All: enter stage left All: sees a fully decked stage complete with light crews, camera men, and on the stage sat a
woman, sitting on a couch with what seemed to be anime characters from the anime "Fruits Basket" (from which the author of this looks upon with great favor) and is saying something about a giant sword one of the characters is holding.
Kenshin: oro? (Translation: what?)
Jon: HEY! Aren't you that one guy...oh, what's your name...oh yeah! The Botosi? Was it?
Kenshin: I prefer not to talk about that.
Jon: aah. Well, was I right or not?
Kenshin: yep. I am, or was, the Botosi.
Jon: let's get out before he kills us all!
Kenshin: dun worry, im all better now. I haven't killed in a long, long time.
Nina: is busy trying to keep up with all that has happened and still recovering from her heart stopping three lines up
Jon: hey, who is that over there threatening to kill us all with that big- ass sword?
Kenshin: I have no clue.
Jon: well, then, you know what they say: when the tough get going the tough get machine guns.
Kenshin: no!
Jon: stfu!
Kenshin: hey!
Jon: clutches kidney too late
Lily: I told you to stop!
Kenshin: wow. Can you teach me how to do that?
Lily: sure. All you do is punch the person slightly behind the side in the kidney. And if you kick a person in a certain spot in the back of the leg, they fall down and piss themselves (I'm really not kidding on this).
Kenshin: hey look! Get that dog!
Dog: bark
Lily: what's that in its mouth?
Kenshin: you don't want to know.
Lily: blushes oh...right...GET OVER HERE, DOGGIE!
Kenshin: smacks face I've created a monster...
Jon: seriously, what is that in the dog's mouth?
Kenshin: my loincloth.
Nina: thinks nice.
Lily: running after dog a little help...over here...please?
Kenshin: actually, I'm pretty tired.
Jon: yeah. Let's get to a hotel or something.
Kenshin: I'm with you, man.
Jon: lily! C'mon! Were going now!
Lily: 'kay!
Nina: well, what're we waiting for?! Let's go! Scene end