Hey guys! It's the Author here! My friend Canada wants to write a blog :) Care to give him a little love? Send him your letters. He'll accept almost any topic from almost anyone. If you aren't accepted, it's for one of three reasons.
1. It would mess with the storyline
2. Man, that's just creepy
3. Italy ate your letter
I don't own Hetalia. If I did, I would be a country :)
And now... The Majestical Daily Life of Canadia
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H-Hello everyone... C-Canada here. Um... I g-guess a lot of people seem to like um... fanfiction? I've never h-heard of it before... but Ms. Cuba showed me this story about Papa and Mr. England. *Blush* Maple that was REALLY embarrassing...
Ms. Cuba seems to think I'm Alfred. And, um, s-so long as I don't delete this off of my f-friend's fanfiction account- oh, he's really nice by the way! He knows who I am! Maple I'm so happy! A-Anyway, um... maybe more people can tell me apart from my brother! I h-hope people will notice me more, but if even Kumihara f-forgets my name... I d-don't know...
Where was I? Maple, I'm so confused right now...
Oh right! Um... So send me your letters! I'll do my b-best to respond to everybody, eh? :) Um... That's a smiley face right? Alfred told me that's what all these internet people u-use. I d-don't really use my computer too much, I'm m-mostly outside or reading a nice b-book.
I g-guess Mr. Russia is having a p-party or s-something... but I don't t-think I'll get invited to g-go. M-Maple, I'm g-getting all n-nervous again. I-I'm p-probably going to l-lay d-d-down now. D-Does that m-mean I h-have to end the c-chapter? Um... I guess n-not.
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H-Hi everyone. I'm back now. I g-guess I don't have to end the chapter after all. So that's g-good news. Maple, I hope I didn't embarrass myself again. S-Stupid me :( Oh hey, that's a frowns face! Or something like that anyway... I really need to use the computer more.
Eh, um... I g-guess someone's at the door... I guess I'd better go get that. Um... I'll be right back, okay?
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What's up homies? America here! So, I totally snuck into Mattie's house. I'm sooo baddass. Tony agrees with me, dontcha brodski? Hey wait, what do you mean, the aliens want to experiment on my hamburgers? Dude, totes not cool. Okay, like, I just bought me like ten burgers so me and Japan can have a broski house party right? And then Tony comes along and he's all like bro, bro, c'mere. And I'm like, sure bro! I'm totally like the most awesome hero ever! And so it turns out that like these totally not hero-worthy alien dudes that are totes not cool and definitely not American want to crash the bro party? What the heck man? Not bro-worthy, right? And so I'm all like Tony, dude, let them hang out with the always totes cool Prussia! Because that's totally a hero thing to do. Anyway I have to go because I think Mattie figured out that no one's at the door and oh no he's coming up the stairs and why am I still typing this gotta go have... TONY BEAM ME UP!
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Um... Did you ring the doorbell? I d-don't think t-there was anyone, s-so I'm trying to make s-sure I don't have an intruder trying to steal my Maple Syrup. Maple, I love my Maple Syrup! H-Hey wait a s-second, I didn't type that up there... Um... be right back everyone.
Stupid America s-stole my c-computer... I wish he'd j-just let me have s-some privacy... Hey wait a second! America's having a p-party? Maple... Of c-course he is... S-sorry. I shouldn't be complaining. I have Kimohana, and he'll keep m-me company. I'm not lonely, honest! Really! Oh Maple I did it again... *blush*
I'm really n/not doing too well with this whole blog thing... I'm g-gonna ask papa about it tomorrow after the world c-conference, if he notices me. It's not his f-fault, I'm sure he's really busy with his work! That's why he d-doesn't see me! That's got to be it...Right?
Um... Send me letters? G-Goodnight e-everyone...
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Dudes, it's America here. Okay broskis. So like I totes had this awesome party with Japan and we were so totally epic it was like a real par-tay! And then Tony like trashed my house with his alien dudes, and then we totally got teleported to this awesome world of cheezeburgers and it was like so totally epic and Japan had this totes weird cat smile thing on his face dude I love Japan but sometimes that bro creeps me out man. I'm gonna go watch some like totally scary horror movies and play some games with Tony. Dude, Tony is a beast at life. Anyway that's the America report of hero-brand AMAZING and fyi I definitely don't like the super awesome Russia at all broski. Totally... I don't... Don't give me that look computer!
So I'm gonna like upload this before my little bro wakes up,
Stay classy, my bros. And totes give my little brother some love kay? If you EVER fucking touch him... I own a spiked bat.