It's a joke. Please don't take it seriously :)
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Bear sat in the kitchen of his one bedroom apartment, alone for the first Pancake Day in years. Dante was gone, but he cooked enough for the two of them. With each bite he remembered that boy's winning shot that had made Dante angry enough to drive his car into a girl, then into a wall. He also remembered the good times; threatening the desperate and beating up the unfortunate. He shovelled in the last remains of his pancake pile, and started on Dante's.
"Why, Dante, why?" he yelled. Then he began to plot his revenge on the Scott family.