I own nothing. But this game is fun… I discovered so much about my friends! And I was the only one out of ten to have climbed a Christmas tree… Remus speaks first, and the bit in capitals is (quite obviously) who drinks.
"Ok… so what's this game called?"
"I never."
"That's a stupid name for a game."
"Well, I didn't make it up, did I?"
"What do we do?"
"Right. I say something, 'I never…', and if we've done it then we have to drink."
"Ok. You go first."
"Right… I never… um… had a pet."
REMUS DRINKS
"What? You never had a pet?"
"My parents, really mean, remember?"
"Yeah, suppose. I never… climbed a Christmas tree." SIRIUS DRINKS "What! I shouldn't be surprised, really."
"I got tipsy. And wanted to climb a tree."
"You are such a freak, you know that?"
"Oh, you love me really. Right… I never… skinnydipped." BOTH DRINK "Rem! When the hell did you skinnydip?"
"Last year, you prat. You were with me."
"I don't remember that."
"You were drunk. I never… told anyone I loved them." BOTH DRINK
"I never told anyone I loved them and meant it." NEITHER DRINK "Remus, did you lie?"
"Yeah."
"Who was it?"
"Anuviel Fuschia."
"Aren't you still dating her?"
"Yeah."
"Why? If you don't love her?"
"You date someone new every week, never loving them, and you're asking me why?"
"I didn't say I didn't love someone. I do. Just never told them."
"And why not, Mr Padfoot?"
"It's your turn, Remus."
"Stop trying to change the subject. I will find out."
"Your turn."
"Ok… I never… told my best friend who I love." SIRIUS DRINKS "Hang on!"
"James knows."
"How come he gets to know, and I don't?"
"Coz he's… a nice person."
"James? As in James Potter? Our wonderful Prongs?"
"Yup, that's the one."
"I hate you."
"Oh, Remus, your words wound me. I never… had sex." BOTH DRINK "Rem? When did you have sex?"
"A while ago."
"You never told me."
"Don't sulk. I don't tell you everything."
"I told you when I lost my virginity!"
"As I recall, you shouted it in the common room."
"That's beside the point. The point is, you knew."
"I'm sorry. Now, it's my go. I never… got so drunk I passed out." NEITHER DRINKS "Really? You've never passed out?"
"Did I drink?"
"Someone's getting angry."
"Someone's being an arse. I never… kissed a guy." REMUS DRINKS "I really don't know you, do I?"
"Yeah, you do."
"Rem, you've done things that I haven't done! I thought you were the innocent one out of our group."
"I don't have to be innocent all the time."
"Well, you shouldn't be like this."
"Why not?"
"Because you shouldn't. I don't want you to kiss other men."
"…"
"What?"
"You said other men."
"Huh? No, I didn't."
"Yes you did. You said 'I don't want you to kiss other men'."
"So what?"
"Siri…"
"Rem, what did it feel like?"
"What?"
"Kissing another guy."
"OK. Not great."
"Why not?"
"Because it's only really great if you love that person. And I've never kissed the person I love."
"Hang on. You love someone? Who?"
"Unuh. You didn't tell me, I'm not telling you."
"Oh, go on."
"No."
"Please…?"
"Don't use puppy dog eyes on me, Black."
"You're no fun. You won't tell me who you fancy, you won't tell me the guy you kissed, and you didn't tell me when you had sex. I don't even know if you're my friend any more."
"I don't know if I want to be."
"Huh? What did you just say?"
"I said I'm gonna drink the rest of that bottle."
"Um, Rem, now you're gonna be completely pissed."
"Good. Now, about who I love…"
"…"
"…"
"Remus, you just kissed me."
"Well noticed."
"Come here."
Yayness! I had a day off college today, and this was the result. As well as some bits about my own characters (who have now been drawn! I love my Rave!)
If you're on deviantart, please friend me! I'm oz-nuriko. If you're not on deviantart, join! You don't have to draw… I can't. I can make frogs on Paint though… XD