Knock knock

by itmefrog

It was too late.

Hank Hill was at the doorsteps of the Soupanousenphone family, wondering what in the world did his boastful neighbor, Kahn, want. He knocked the door and stood with his hands in his pockets as he stared at the ground.

He was not prepared. The door opened and before Hank looked up, he was greeted with a "Howdy neighbor!" but it wasn't in the tone of a cheerful jackass, oh no.

It was in the tone of a cheerful manwhore.

When Hank looked up, he saw Kahn dressed up in a dominatrix suit.

"BWAAAAHHHH!" Hank Hill exclaimed, eyes bulging.

Kahn looked impatient as Ladybird limped her way past him. "Hurry up, hillbilly. Your stupid dog was unimpressive."