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It was night time at the Loud House and a certain white eleven old was getting ready for his favorite show to start.
"Do you believe in ghosts? Join me, Hunter Spector, spectre hunter, leader of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters, or ARGGH! As I descend into the scariest place in any home, the basement! Sunday night at 8 PM! Don't miss it, or you'll be left in the dark! ARGGH!" The commercial announced.
Lincoln marks his calendar, "It's finally here! The live season finale of the greatest show ever! Lincoln looks at the readers. All right, I know you're probably saying to yourself 'Lincoln, with ten sisters, there's no way you're going to get to watch your favorite show.' And, you'd be right. Every Sunday at 8, it's the same thing." Cut to a flashback of his sisters fighting over the remote End flashback. "But tonight, I have a help." Lincoln says. He then breaks out his walkie talkie. "Snow Ball calling Snack Pack, do you read me?" Lincoln asked.
Snack Pack was a young male black man named Jonathan Velaquest with black dread locks that covered most of his face. He looked around to be 5.11, he wore a black short sleeve shirt under a green jacket, with lots of pockets, black and gray cargo pants, black soap shoes, a sliver utility belt wrapped around his waist and was carrying over his right shoulder a big black traveling satchel. "This is Snack Pack, I read you loud and clear, Ready to roll out?" Jonathan asked.
Lincoln looks at the readers "For such a landmark event, I asked for help from my friend Jonathan otherwise know as"The Man with the Plan." Lori met him back in Pre-K and ever since then he's been the brother I never had he's also knows my sisters just as much as I do maybe even more.
"Um Snow Ball, are you still there?" Jonathan asked.
"Yeah, just come up to my room so I don't miss ARGGH. It's almost 8:00!" Lincoln yelled.
"I'm here." A voice said startling Lincoln. Jonathan chuckled and walked into the Linen Closet.
"Well thanks for pulling a Lucy." Lincoln said with a annoyed face. "Anyway It's time to put Operation Distract My Sisters So That I Can Get to the TV First and Watch the Special Live Season Finale of ARGGH and Think of Shorter Name For This Operation into action." Lincoln said.
"How about Operation Left in the Dark?" Jonathan suggested.
"That's a way better name, now let's go!" Lincoln yelled.
"Cartoons! Cartoons! Cartoons! Cartoons!" Lola and Lana cheer coming out of their room.
"Did someone say tea party?" Lincoln says revealing a tea pot and a box of cookies.
"Eeeee! Thank you, Lincoln!" Lola thanks the white haired taking the items and goes back to her room.
"Hey, I don't want to be part of some dumb old tea party, I want to watch TV!" Lana complains.
"Not even if- pulls out something from behind him- these guys are invited?" Jonathan holds out two frogs; one croaks.
"Eeeee! Thanks, Johnny!" Lana thanks the paper bag headed boy takes the frogs and goes back to her room.
"Hey, Brace Face where ya going?~" Jonathan called towards Luan.
"Hey boys, I was just heading downstairs to watch TV." Luan said at the top of the stairs.
"You might want to grab your video camera instead. The twins are at it again." Lincoln said.
Lola and Lana fight in their room biting, kicking and scratching
"You can't come!" "V.I.P. only!" Lola yelled.
"This is totally gonna go viral!" Luan yelled goes back to her room to get her video camera "Thanks, guys!" she added.
"Ow. Ow!" Lola yelled.
Lisa and Lily come out of their room.
"Hey, girl genius. I saved you a trip downstairs and got that stuff you needed." Jonathan said while Lincoln picks up Lily.
"The lactose, triticum protein, sodium chloride crystals, sucrose, and galus galus ovum?" Lisa asked.
"Milk, flour, salt, sugar and eggs." Jonathan says holding out the ingredients with his left hand and bopping Lisa's nose with his right.
"As usual your brain power comes in second to mine. Thank you." Lisa says taking the ingredients and goes back into her room.
"Yeah! Two minutes to game time! Whoo!" Lynn yelled.
"Hey, Lynn, check it out." Lincoln says holding out a football that starts floating. "I filled it with helium for the extreme player who demands more." Lincoln adds.
"I demand more!" Lynn yells.
Leni approaches Jonathan. "Hi Joey, want to watch the Dream Boat with me? Leni asked with a blush on her face.
"Lynn, go long!" Lincoln yells.
Lynn chasing the ball and struggles to get the ball.
"Get over here, you!" Lynn yells.
"Hey Leninna Bun, sorry can't let you pass, there's spider nest coming out of the tv!" Jonathan yelled while Lincoln gently rocks Lily.
"Ah!" Leni yelled frantically rubbing her head "Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!" Leni then ran away.
'Sorry Leninna Bun.' Jonathan thought.
"Hey, bros! TV tonight is gonna be rockin!" Luna yells Strumming her guitar "Yeah!" She added.
"Or, you can have your very own flashlight rock show in your bedroom." Jonathan says rummaging through his pulls out a colorful flashlight and Luna takes it.
"That is sweet! Thanks, J!" Luna yells going back into her room.
"Has anyone seen my phone? I need to live-tweet my show!" Lori complained.
Lincoln takes out the phone and presses buttons on it. "Hey, Lori! Hey, Lori, I found your phone!" Lincoln yells.
"Give me that!" Lori snatches her phone. "How many times do I have to tell you to keep your hands of my stuff!" Lori yells. Lincoln counts down from 3 and the phone rings. "Hello? Oh, hi Bobby." Lori laughs "No, I didn't text you to call me, but I'm glad you did!" Lori says before glaring at Lincoln. "Thanks for nothing, twerp!" Lori yells.
Jonathan then sees Lily sleeping in Lincoln arms and takes her out of the white haired boy's hands and takes her to his room. [the garage] "And that makes 10." Lincoln says.
Lincoln slides down the rile of the stairs and jumps to the floor. He then looks to the Reader. "Like I said, I might not be the fastest, and I might not be the strongest, but to get all of my sisters out of the way, it pays to have a plan."
"You forgot me." A monotone voice said.
"Ahh!" Lincoln yelled he then falls to the ground after getting startled by his spooky sister. "Lucy! I always forget about Lucy!" Lincoln yells.
"Story of my life." Lucy says.
"What are you doing here?" Lincoln asked.
"It's the season premiere of my favorite show, "Vampires of Melancholia" Lucy said.
"This is the episode of ARGGH that everyone is going to be talking about at school tomorrow! Please let me watch it? Pretty please with a black cherry on top?" Lincoln begged.
"I'm sorry, Lincoln, but you know the rule. I was here [in slow motion] first." Lucy says.
"NOOOOOO!" Lincoln yells and then looks at remote and licks it. "Ha!" Lincoln adds.
Lucy holds up another remote "That's the old remote that Lily threw into the toilet." Lucy says.
Lincoln gags, rubs his tongue, and spits out the germs. He then weeps.
"Sorry, Lincoln, I can't miss my vampires. Edwin is so cold and tormented and mysterious. Sigh. If only he wasn't from another century." Lucy says.
"Another century! That's okay, Lucy. You watch your show on the big color TV. I'll just go watch my show on Dad's crummy, old, black-and-white TV." Lincoln says.
"Black and white are my favorite colors." Lucy says.
"Yeah, it'll make watching my show a little bit more... spooky!" Lincoln said.
"Spooky is also my favorite color." Lucy adds.
"Well, enjoy your vampires." Lincoln says pretending to leaving.
"Wait! I'll take the old TV!" Lucy yelled with a monotone voice. Lincoln smirked.
Lincoln dashes to the garage and gently knocks on the door to get Jonathan without waking up Lily. Jonathan then opens the door and then gives Lincoln a annoyed look. "Linc what the, aren't you missing your show?" Jonathan asked.
"Lucy got to the TV first I need to borrow dad's old TV?" Lincoln asked. Jonathan closed the door a rustling sounds were heard. Jonathan then opens the door and hands Lincoln the TV. "Here run boy run!" Jonathan yelled.
Cut to Lucy's room where Lincoln is found grunting to get the TV to the other side of the bed.
"How can only two colors be so heavy?" Lincoln asks putting it on the bed. "Here you are. Now to plug it in. So, you can be happy or sad or whatever that emotion is. And I won't be left in the dark." Lincoln plugs in the TV, but the power goes out. "Dang it." Lincoln added.
Many of the Loud kids murmur in confusion about the power outage.
"All right! All right! Everybody just calm down!" Lori yelled.
"Guys! I can't see anything! I think I've gone blind!" Leni yelled.
"No, you didn't go blind. What the heck happened?" Lori asked.
"I was just plugging in the old TV for Lucy and it must've made the lights go out." Lincoln said.
"Of course it was your fault, Lincoln." Lori said annoyed.
All the other sisters complain about what their brother did.
"What? All I did was plug in some dumb old TV!" Lincoln asked.
"Hey! I know why the lights went out! Cause they liked each other! Luan joked then giggled as her siblings sigh "Get it? Get it?" she added.
"That one was so good, it deserved a cookie." Lisa says handing her one.
"Oh, thanks." Luan eats it. "So anyway, what did one light bulb say to the other?" Luan asks then suddenly started glowing.
The rest of the siblings gasp.
"You're glowing." Lincoln said.
"Oh. I already told you that one?" Luan asked.
"No, dude. You are glowing." Luna asked.
Luan notices she is "Hey, wow!" Luan yelled surprised.
"Everyone back away from Luan. The siblings step back. Lisa, Mom and Dad said you're not allowed to use your siblings as experimental guinea pigs anymore!" Lori yelled.
"Yeah! Not after what you did to me!" Leni added.
Cut to flashback of Leni and Lisa with Leni experiencing side effects from Lisa's experiment. Her face is extremely swollen and covered in blemish like substances.
"My face feels funny." Leni says.
End flashback
"Classic. All I did was infuse the bioluminescent DNA of the Aequorea victoria jellyfish into a cookie. I call them Gloweos. Besides, now we can see." Lisa says.
"Okay. Everyone huddle around Luan. Lori orders.
They do as Lori says.
"I always knew I was the light of your life." Luan joked she then giggles as the rest of her siblings sigh.
"Okay. So, how about we get that power back on." Lincoln says.
"Hey, when Mom and Dad are out, I'm in charge. So first, we need to get a head count to make sure we're all here." Lori says.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten eleven and me, that's 12. Yep, that's all of us. We are all here and accounted for." Lincoln said.
"You forgot us." A monotone voice said.
Lincoln screams and falls to the ground after getting startled by Lucy who shows up holding hands with Jonathan who holds Lily with one arm.
"Can I go flip the circuit breaker and get the lights back on before Lucy or Jonathan gives me a heart attack?" Lincoln asked.
"Again, in charge. I'll do it. Where's this circuit breaker thingy?" Lori asked.
"In the basement." Jonathan said.
The kids arrive at the basement. Lori's silhouette peers over the basement's darkness.
"Why am I the one who has to do this?" Lori asked.
"Because you're in charge!" The others angrily yelled at the same time.
"All right, all right! Come on, Luan. Light the way." Lori says.
"That's the brightest idea you've had all day!" Luan says then giggles. Lori pulls her from the group, but after doing so, Luan's glow goes away. The rest of the group gasp. "Oooh. I thought I was staying in tonight, but I guess I'm going out!" Luan giggles as the rest of her siblings sigh.
"Lisa, give her another one of those cookies. We won't tell." Lori says.
Lisa looks at her clipboard "Negative. That was the only one. Prototype." Lisa states.
"Just great..." Lori says then hears a wooden creak and gasps in fear. There's something in the basement! I'm not going down there!" Lori yells.
"Ooh! You're scared of the dark!" Lynn taunts.
"I am not! You're the one who's scared." Lori countered.
"I'm not afraid of anything." Lynn counters back.
"Boo." Lucy says in monotone.
"AAH!" Lynn screams.
Then most of the girls start arguing, while the twins start to tremble with fright.
"THERE'S A GHOST IN THE BASEMENT!" The twin yell at the same time then start sobbing
"Guys! I'm running out of time! It's really important that I...I...I..." Lincoln starts, but then sighs in realization. "...fix this. OKAY, QUIET!" Lincoln yells. The girls stop fighting. "Come here, you two. It's okay. There's nothing to be afraid of." Lincoln says then hugs the twins to comfort them. "Your big brother will protect you. In fact...I will protect all of you! For I am Snow Ball! Highly trained student of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters! Or...ARRGH!" Lincoln then puts on night vision goggles points to Jonathan. "Snack Pack I'm going need backup." Lincoln says.
Jonathan hands Lily to Luna then puts on a light brown paper bag with black goggles on his head clicks the right side of his goggles and activates night vision mode. "I'm right behind ya Snow Ball." Jonathan says.
Lincoln & Jonathan then prepares to enter the basement. "I will now descend into the scariest place in the house: the basement, But fear not, with my official ARRGH! branded night vision goggles, I can see in the dark." Lincoln begins to head down but slips down the stairs and hurts himself.
"I felt that one." Jonathan said.
"Lincoln, are you okay?" Lori asks.
"The bad news is, my goggles are just a toy, and do not really see in the dark! The good news is, they cushioned my face from the hard basement floor!" Lincoln says.
"Hey, Johnny! Don't you have a video camera with night vision setting in that purse of yours?" Luan asks.
"Satchel." Jonathan says giving Luan a annoyed look while while rummaging in his bag. He then pulls out a video camera. "Found it." Jonathan said.
Lincoln rushes back up. "Sweet!" He then takes it. "It's just like the cameras they use on ARRGH! We're going in Snack Pack." Lincoln says.
"Wait! You're not leaving us up here all alone, are you? I mean, we couldn't possibly let you two go down there all without back up. We should all go down together. As a group." Lori says then grins pleadingly.
"Very well. I'll lead the way." Lincoln says.
The group then enter the basement Lincoln leads the way with Jonathan's camera as his guide.
"You may want to stay close. There's no telling what could be lurking down here in the dark." Lincoln said.
"There's nothing funny about this situation. Although, I do like dark humor." Luan said scared.
"Is someone touching my hand?" Leni asked.
"You're touching your own hand." Lynn said.
"I hate basements." Lori stated.
An eerie sound was heard.
Lori gasps. "What's that moaning?!" Lori asked in fear.
The girls all gasp and Lincoln turns to the source.
"Don't freak out. It's just the pipe settling." Lincoln stated.
Another scary sound was heard.
"What's that scratching?!" Leni asked in fear.
The girls gasp again and Lincoln checks.
"Don't be scared. It's just Cliff the Cat." Lincoln stated.
Cliff is using his scratching post and meows.
"What is that smell?!" Lynn yells while plugging up her nose.
The girls gasp again and Lincoln sees something familiar.
"It's just Lily with a full diaper." Lincoln says in disgusted.
Luna is holding Lily and understandably grossed out by her baby sister.
"Poo-poo!" Lily says then giggles.
"See, guys? I told you. There's nothing to be afraid of." Lincoln says.
Another ominous noise occurs, surprising Lincoln and his sisters.
"What is it?!" Lori asked.
"Lincoln...LINCOLN..." a mysterious voice says.
"IT'S A GHOST AND IT KNOWS MY NAME!" Lincoln yelled terrified.
The girls all start running around screaming except Lucy.
"I'LL SAVE YOU, SISTERS!" Lincoln yells and charges at the ghost. Lincoln punches and kicks the ghost, but the ghost puts up a fight and ends up putting him in a headlock.
"Save yourselves guys the ghost got me!" Lincoln yelled.
The lights come back on and it turns out Jonathan is the one giving Lincoln the headlock.
"My EYES!" Jonathan screamed.
"Please evil spirit have mercy on me!" Lincoln pleads.
Lori finding the circuit breaker and turned the lights back on herself. "Cool it, Lincoln. It's not a ghost. It's just our free loader." Lori said.
Lincoln opens his eyes and looks up towards and raises a brow. "Why did you scary us?" Lincoln asks.
"You guys went pass the circuit breaker and I took the chance to mess with you guys." Jonathan said then started laughting while giving the white boy a noogie.
"Guys! I still can't see!" Leni yelled with her eyes closed.
"Open your eyes." Lisa said.
Leni then opens her eyes. "IT'S A MIRACLE!" Leni yelled.
"First one to the TV is couch commando." Lori said.
"I can still get there first!" Lincoln yelled.
Lincoln hurries to the couch so he can be the first one. He dashes pass Lori, Leni and Lisa and runs up the stairs, he slides his feet and drifts pass Lynn. Lincoln then jumps over the twins with Luna on his tail holding Lily and passes all of his sisters, he manages to get there first and grabs the remote and turns on the TV only to be find out that his show is now over.
"WOW! That was by far the best episode of ARRGH! ever! I'd hate to be you if you missed it!" Hunter yells.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Lincoln yells then looks down sadly "I can't believe I missed my show..." Lincoln says disappointed.
Lincoln starts to break into tears and the others all see how miserable he is and feel pretty bad for him.
"Sorry you missed your show, Lincoln." Lori says after handing him some popcorn.
"But you just lived it. Check it out." Luan plugs Jonathan camera into the TV and shows him what he filmed.
They watch and enjoy their little adventure on film and Lincoln is happy to have actually lived the show instead of just watching it.
Lincoln to the viewers "You know, I may have missed my show. But sometimes, it's not about being there first. Sometimes, It's about being there together. All of us."
"You forgot me." Lucy says.
"AAAHH!" The siblings Get startled by her appearance.
"HELLO!" Jonathan yells popping out from behind the couch scaring the siblings again.
"Ha, two for two." Jonathan says then chuckles while the others start throwing popcorn at him.