So this is just something REALLY random I made at school so I could cure my horrible writers' block I'm having. Note: This actually has NOTHING to do with Silent Hill. This was done for the lulz and nothing else!
James was at the Woodside Apartments and had just found a flashlight and a pistol. He was walking into a room, then saw something.
A small blood-stained envelope. He opened it. Just a slip of paper, no items.
It was a letter. James decided to read it.
Dear other person in Silent Hill stupidly looking for his dead (?) wife who's called James(guy, not wife), how ya doin?
Soooooooo... I'm stuck in a demented hospital and I need your help. There are a bunch of monsters trying to eat me or spit acid at me or slash me to pieces or suffocate me and they're outside the room I'm in. My friend Serah is high on sugar, outside, smacking monsters with a plank, all while wearing an elephant costume and screaming "MERT!". It's her battle cry. I'm wearing an army uniform some guy called Alex Sheperd gave to me. He's looking for his brother. I kindly directed him to an endless pit of despair at the end of Simons St. I haven't seen him lately. I saw his brother, though. He was looking for his little stuffed bunny "Robbie". He asked me to find it in a rather rude and immature way. So I asked him to be more polite, a bunch of crazy stuff that defies all logic happens, and I somehow end up here.
James continues to read. Things start to get very...strange.
... I like to eat petrified couch stuffing. Do you like to eat petrified couch stuffing? BECAUSE I LOVE TO EAT PETRIFIED COUCH STUFFING! I made a Happy Meal cry. I FEEL SO PROUD! I hear you made a Happy Meal cry too! LET'S BE THE HAPPY MEAL DEPRESSION TRIO OF SILENT HILL! You're probably wondering why I said TRIO. It's because my friend Alice is part of the team as well! She's a veteran at making Happy Meals cry. This probably makes no sense to you, doesn't it? Well, I don't care what you think! I hate Laura. She annoys me. Pyramid Head isn't to nice either. He is going to throw you off a roof!...Wait, THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN YET! I just spoiled some of the story for you. I'M SO SORRY. You also have to kill Maria or Mary, even though it's most likely for you to fight Maria. OOPS! I did it again! I did something even worse. I SPOILED THE ENDING(S)!
ANYWAYS!
PLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASE HELP! The hospital is Brookhaven Hospital (of course you knew, though!)
Sincerely, Lucy Sullivan
P.S. I...A...AP!..!
"..."
James stared blankly at the last thing written on the letter. Parts were smudged and illegible.
He put the letter in his pocket.
"Never know when you need a random letter. I mean, I took a broken radio that doesn't even work with me. This makes about as much sense."
And he walked off.
I know. I fail. This was all for the laughs. IT WAS MEANT TO FAIL.
R&R, PLEASE
Or the Happy Meals will cry. And we'll run out of petrified couch stuffing.