Bulldo150: Once again corny title, you wont understand it until you read the story. Ok? Ok... now i dont own golden sun or any of the characters i think that kinda of obvious because if i did i wouldnt be typing this i would have programmed Mudshipping into the game MWUHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Ape Jazz Episode 1: Mogall Mud
"Alright that ape is getting annoying, were always using force on the tree stump, but he always gets away!" Isaac yelled in frustration.
"I agree maybe Ivan could read the apes mind before he gets away to figure out what move he will take next and we can stop him, can you Ivan?" Mia asked, "Ivan? Oh my! ISAAC! IVAN AND GARET ARE MISSING!"
"What!"
"They were right behind me earlier!"
Somewhere else in Mogall Forest-
"Um Garet… I think we should speed up with the others… Garet?" Ivan asked he looked around. "OH NO GARETS SWORD!" Ivan ran over to the sword "Oh no why? Garet's sword is the last thing left of him…. Garet I never told you this buddy, but you were my best friend!"
"Um… Ivan?"
"Garet's sword is talking to me! Garet can you hear me?"
"Ivan…."
"Garet we, I mean, I have to get you out of there!"
"Ivan over here."
Ivan turned around to see Garet's head sticking out of the ground, "OH MY! He has been beheaded!"
"IVAN!"
"And his head is talking he's possessed!"
"IVAN THE GROUND JUST COLLAPSED UNDERNEATH ME!" Garet yelled.
"Oh I knew that." Ivan said and started helping him get out from under the ground.
Back with Isaac and Mia-
Night had fallen and Isaac and Mia made a campfire. Mia shivered in the cold, although she used to be used to it over at Imil she suddenly got more used to the warmer weather after she left Imil. She felt a warm scarf go around her she smiled to herself, Isaac was her best friend out of all the group she talked to him late at night as if he were a diary. Although she hadn't been with the group for very long Isaac was the closest to her. She frowned, "Wont you be cold?" Mia asked as she was sitting next to the campfire.
"Ha me? Cold I'm a guy and I can take the cold weather!" Isaac laughed and then the wind blew past him, "Brr!"
Mia laughed "Here you can have it back."
"No no I would feel guilty for having a lady be cold."
"Take it!"
"I wont take it unless you prove your not cold."
"Oh fine." Mia grumbled and looked back to the fire. "Hey my cloak can work as a blanket, it could fit two people."
Isaac went bright red, he didn't want to make Mia feel bad for him, but at the same time he didn't really want to be that close to her. She was his friend and all, but Isaac had a crush on her. "Um… No really I'm not cold."
"Look don't make me make you get in here!" Mia said spreading out her cloak.
Isaac gave up and walked over to her and draped the other part of the cloak around his back and sat down and watched the fire with Mia. 'Extremely close not good! Warning Isaac Warning' Isaac thought. -Hey Isaac- 'Oh no not Flint' -just touch her- "What? You perv' -no like put you arm around her!- 'What? No!' -please c'mon she will like you for sure!- 'No its to…'
"Mwuhahhahahahaha" a voice from the trees laughed.
"What was that?" Mia asked.
"Monster most likely." Isaac answered.
"Mwuhahhahaha, COUGH HACK! Oh I got to stop doing that… I mean little humans!" A zombie and a skeleton warrior popped out. "My friend…. Mr. Zombie, and I have noticed that you are in our club area! So were going to go head and kill you now, so zombie make them be confused!" The Skeleton Warrior commanded. The confusion had no affect on Isaac, but confused Mia. Isaac attacked the Zombie and killed him which made the Skeleton Warrior mad. "Ok dude how do you kill a zombie? I mean it just doesn't make sense. Anyway you attack me and your girlfriend goes."
"She's not my girlfriend!"
"Whatever dude." The Skeleton Warrior said. Unfortunately Mia was still confused and hear wrong although she had a crush on Isaac, it wouldn't of mattered if she heard girlfriend because she was certain Isaac didn't like her that way, but she didn't hear girlfriend she heard just friend, which devastated her.
Isaac finished off the skeleton warrior when he had the chance and went back to the fire, but Mia stood where she was sobbing tears out. "Mia….?"
"Go away!"
"What's the matter?" Isaac asked and walked over to her, but she turned her back to him, "Hey I'm your friend tell me."
"That's not what you told the Skeleton Warrior."
"Is this about that girlfriend thing? If it is then…" Isaac was interrupted.
"Sure you may like Jenna as a girlfriend and not like me as one, but I just wanted you to be my friend!" Mia screamed.
"What? I am your friend."
"That's not what you told the Skeleton Warrior!"
"He said girlfriend."
"Huh?" Mia's tears slowed, "You mean he didn't say friend?"
"Yeah he said girlfriend," Isaac said.
"You mean your still my best friend?" Mia asked.
"Of course I am." Isaac replied with a smile.
With Garet and Ivan-
They had also started a campfire. And were laying on opposite sides of it. "Yo Garet."
"Yeah?"
"Have you ever you know thought about girls?"
"Duh"
"Well who do you want to you know be your girlfriend." Ivan asked, "Do you like that girl, um her name was Jenna?"
"Yeah I do… did, but Isaac likes her for sure so I'm trying to find a new girl."
"What about Mia? She's kinda hot."
"Yeah maybe, but that blue hair gets to me I don't like it." Garet said.
"Oh well forget about the hair check out the chest!"
"Whoa Ivan what happened to that little kid I used to know?"
"Bah that my nice people person side this is my manly side."
"Dude what are you smoking and where can I get some."
"What?"
"Never mind."
"Well just try to get Mia what have you got to lose?"
"Okay I will try."
Isaac and Mia-
Mia and Isaac were under the cloak again. Suddenly lights all around them started to flash. "Well come back to ape jazz, where we bring a couple lost in Weyardevery week." A French accented voice said. The Giant ape jumped out in front of Mia and Isaac who readied their weapons. Smaller apes circled around them out numbering Isaac and Mia. "Relax my friends, we don't want to fight." The French giant ape said.
"You don't?"
"No of course not! Were just the Ape jazz we want you two dance with each other." The giant ape said. Slow music started to play. "Dance my friends dance!"
"Erm okay." Isaac said and he and Mia got up, they face each other Mia put her hands on his shoulders, and he put his hands on her waist. And they danced. And apes cheered then on.
Ivan and Garet-
"… yeah so that's when she was about to…. Hey do you hear something?" Ivan asked in the middle of his story about a girl he once met.
"It sounds like music, soft slow mushy music."
"And a bunch of apes cheering hoo hoo ha ha." Ivan said.
"C'mon lets go check it out!" Garet said.
Isaac and Mia-
"Isaac you know I never really danced with a boy before." Mia said with flushed cheeks.
"Same hear……… just instead of a boy a girl." Isaac said also flushed cheeks.
"Your dancing pretty well for never dancing before."
"Well all you do is hold onto the other person and just kinda of slowly walk around, but my Mom made me dance with her after my Dad died.
"Oh… you know I think I should tell you something."
"No let me tell you something first." Isaac said, "I… I…."
Meanwhile Ivan and Garet hide behind some bushes, and watched armored apes cheering on a dancing Mia and Isaac. "There going to execute them!." Garet blurted out.
"No I don't think so Isaac and Mia seem to be enjoying themselves and Isaac is about to spill something out that's very important." Ivan said.
"I…" Isaac couldn't bring himself to say it.
"Is there something wrong Isaac?" Mia asked.
"No… its just that I…oh man… I love you with every fiber of my being and when ever I think about you, I just think you're the prettiest girl in the world, and in a town I look and there you are standing out, Mia I love you!" Isaac confessed.
Mia's joyous tears swelled up, "Isaac I…."
"Oh man you don't love me and now you hate me!"
"No… I love you to! And I'm just so happy!" Mia said then pressed her lips against Isaac.
"HOO HOO HOO HAA HAA!" The apes cheered for the romantic scene.
Garet threw his head down. "Poor poor soul you are Garet." "Why! Why! Why is it when every time I decide to love someone she gets taken?" Garet asked himself.
"Oh dear Sol, will Garet ever find love?" Ivan asked. Garet looked at Ivan thinking it was an actual prayer, but Ivan was holding a magic eight ball. "Oh he wont? Oh sorry Garet!" Ivan said right before being punched and sent flying at of the bushes straight into Isaac and Mia who were currently making out.
"Oh uh… hello Isaac and Mia, heh Garet and I weren't spying or anything and yeah I just kinda tripped over a vine and now I'm going to go!." Ivan said and ran off. Isaac and Mia ignored Ivan and they laid down Mia curled up against Isaac and they fell asleep.
"That's it my friends for Ape Jazz tune into channel99.3 onPM radionext week for your next lost couple!" The Giant French ape said.
Bulldo150: Haha ifinshed the story and depending on your reviews i will make another chapet with diffrent couples. So just tell me the couples and i will do them or i will chose them myself.
