My first Percy jackson fic. I hope its not too crappy, or else I might have to hurt Dalton. He is the reason for all my problems whether he knows it or not...

DISCLAIMER: -sigh- I am not a man nor do I live in Texas, so I must not own Percy Jackson...

Percy jammed Riptide into the abdomen of the hellhound in front of him. You see this is what happens when all Hades breaks loose. A full on monster attack. He looked to his right to see Annabeth giving it all she had into fighting the monsters. He looked up above him to see Nico stabbing a random thing in the chest, then he looked back at Annabeth. A thought suddenly popped into his head.

"Wise Girl!" Percy shouted over the shouting and chaos. Annabeth was quickly distracted and Percy had to stab the monster ready to attack her.

"What!?" She shouted, obviously mad at him for breaking her concentration.

"Marry me!" He shouted back at her. Her face when pale with shock. True they had been dating for three years, but they were still only 19.

"I don't think now's the best time!" She yelled at him, her voice cracking around the edges.

"Now is the best time! It might be the only time we get!" He said as he did a double take at two scorpions that had surrounded him.

"Fine then, but who'll marry us!?" She asked stabbing a monster that had tried to sneak up behind her.

"Nico!" They shouted at the same time. The young boy turned to them, pissed that they had distracted him.

"What!?" He roared at them.

"Marry us!" Annabeth told him.

"I'm a little busy at the moment, try again later." Nico told them in a mock automated voice.

"Please!" Percy begged him rounding on another hellhound.

"Alright fine! Dearly beloved we are gathered here tonight to join these two people in holy-SHIT!" He screeched the last part as a cyclops hadcharged at him. He fought it for a while before he killed it.

"As I was saying, we are joining these two- oh just get to the vows already. Don't make me do this!" He told Percy and Annabeth as he resumed fighting as they had.

Percy looked around for a second before saying, "Do you, Annabeth Chase, take me, Percy Jackson, to be your husband?" He asked her as the fought together on another cyclops.

"I do!" She told him tears streaming down her face.

Percy's face lit up. "Great!"

"And do you, Percy Jackson, aka Seaweed Brain, take me as your wife?" Her voice was full of hope, like she didn't know the answer. They got into foghts with different monsters as Percy shouted, "I do!"

They looked up at Nico who was just staring at them. "Uh, oh yeah! I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss-" He was cut off by another monster. "You may now kiss," he was fighting the second one now. "Oh just kiss already!" He shouted turning to them.

Annabeth grabbed Percy's shirt and smashed her lips to his. As they kissed the world melted away around them as the fighting raged on as if it was not even close to them.

If your a POC fan then you know where I got most of the lines... I had thought about Grover marrying them, but Nico was just, well, he's Nico. I just thought that he'd be good at it.

~ Sela