Disclaimer: The new story: YuGiOh is not mine! However, the Killer crayon is mine! All mine! And I will bite anyone who copies it! Just Kidding!
One morning Joey woke up. It was a lovely sun-filled morning. Perfect for a swim. Joey stood up, grabbed a bathing suit and went into the bathroom to change. Then he went into the kitchen. As usual, his house was a mess. Filled with bubble gum wrappers, cigarette boxes, papers, books, an old sandwich, a shoe, some dirty clothes, and then Joey noticed something peculiar. It was a Crayon. It was a bright green color. It had a label that read 'K Crayon'. But Joey noticed it didn't have a name. He shrugged and dropped the crayon. All of the sudden he hears a gruff voice saying, "I don't like you!" Joey turned around. "What?" said Joey, "who said that?"
Then 'something' said. "Hey you dumb ass! Down here." Joey looked at the crayon. It had two little legs and arms with two tiny, beady eyes. He also had a mouth with two little, pointed teeth.
"What? The crayon is talking?" said Joey.
"No, it's the tooth fairy talking! Stupid! Of course it's me! Who else is here?" said the crayon, "look you, I ain't stupid, so you better shut your mouth!"
All of the sudden, the crayon lurched at Joey, and it bit him on the nose! "Ahh!" said Joey. He grabbed the crayon and said, "Your going to get it!" Joey heard someone knocking on the door. Joey put the crayon in a food container. "Wait here! I'm not done with you!" said Joey. Joey answered the door and it was the gang, Tea, Tristen, Duke, Yugi, and Bakura.
"Who were you talking to Joey?" asked Yugi.
"Aww man you guys! You won't believe it! There was this crayon that tried to kill me!" Oo They all looked at Joey weird.
"Sure Joey, we believe you!" said Tea.
"Joey are you okay?" asked Yugi.
"Okay everyone, let's walk away slowly..." said Duke.
"Come on guys! I'm serious! Look, I captured it!" said Joey. He led everyone inside. "Look, it's right here!" Joey picked up the container and hands it to Tea.
Tea looks at it, "Joey, it's just a crayon...crayons can't bite because they aren't real...do you understand?" she said slowly. Tea starts to open the box.
"No!" screamed Joey, and jumped on Tea to stop her. "Don't open it!" Joey said, now looking crazy. "If you do, bad things will happen!"
Bakura helped both of them up. Joey was hugging the container to his chest. (Note: he's wearing only a pair of shorts or guy bathing suit)
A/N: That's all for now! Will they ever believe Joey! And sorry if it's not funny! Try to review and please if anyone has any comments please tell me! I'll try to update really soon! BYE! And I really really appreciate if you tell me if it's too corny or if the grammar is horrible!
P.S. Read my other fanfics! They are Humor/Horror like this one! Bye!