Disclaimer: For once, I own every character in this fic, accept the mentioned Bobobo. Basically, don't get your hopes up, because they will not appear in this fic. This is basically the adventures of my own characters.
The Wiggin Brothers
In a not so distant land that doesn't really seem to have a name, there lived many interesting people. Some people were normal but had qualities that made them look weird.
Among the normal people was a strange race, if you like. These people were known as wigging specialists. What is wigging, you ask? Simply put, wigging is another term used for… how to describe it… doing random retarded things without even thinking. The professional wigging specialists could do this easily to win fights while norms couldn't really stand up to wigging specialists.
Among these millions of wigging specialists were a band of professionals known as the Wiggin Brothers. Now, unlike the legendary Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo, these wigging specialists preferred to savor their power for fights. Why? They didn't like to wig out unless it was really necessary.
What were their names? Donatello and Max were their names.
Donatello was the eldest of the two brothers. He had red spiked hair that blew in the wind. (Imagine Rice from episodes 28-30) Along with that, he wore a red T-shirt and blue jeans. He also had a tattoo on his left arm that said "Fried Tofu Dipped in Miso on a Stick".
Max had blue hair that was in the same style, but his eyes weren't narrow like Donatello's eyes. His nose was also a little pointier and he wore a white T-shirt instead. Along with that, he also wore brown jeans and was the eldest of the two.
Wait… they can't BOTH be the eldest, can they? Yes, they can. They were unidentical twins. They may not have looked the same, but they were born on the same day.
Anyway, these two were sitting around looking bored as could be. Max was looking through a Glamour magazine while Donatello was chewing on a stock of wheat. He looked over at Max and asked, "What do you see in that magazine?"
Max looked up and asked, "What do you mean, Don?"
Donatello shook his head, touched his forehead and said, "Look, that's a women's magazine on how to please your man. Everyone knows you're not gay, so why do you like that magazine?"
Max chuckled pervertedly and said, "There are pictures of girls in it… hot ones."
Don had to admit that his brother had a point. Suddenly, he noticed a real girl walk by and exclaimed, "Max, put down that book! There's a real girl right in front of you!"
Max threw his magazine in a trashcan as he didn't need it anymore. This girl was just too beautiful to take ones eyes off of.
This girl had long blond hair that went down to her knees, regardless of the fact that it was in a ponytail. Along with that, she wore a pink tube top and a small green skirt. It looked as if she was purchasing groceries when a tough man showed up and yanked on her arm.
The girl screamed as the man sniffed her arm. He grinned and said, "You're perfect, girly!"
He picked her up, slumped her over his shoulder and dragged her back to wherever he lived. Max got up and barked, "You drop the girl right now!"
The girl, whose name was Josephine looked up and exclaimed, "Yay, a knight in shining armor has come to save me!"
The man snorted and said, "No way, pal! I have to take this girl to the base where my boss collects all girls with gorgeous odors and makes them smell bad in order to get revenge on them for turning him down so much!" (Okay, they follow a different plotline. No head hunt troops in this fic!)
As the tough man walked away with the girl over his shoulder, Max rushed at him and barked, "I MEAN IT! DROP HER!"
The tough man simply knocked him into a bench and walked off with the girl. Max cried and sobbed, "He didn't listen to me! He just walked off without a care in the world for the feelings he just hurt!"
Don grimaced and said, "Nobody tries to make a girl smell bad. Don't you see, Max? This man works for our nemesis, Oderysseus!"
Max gasped and exclaimed, "We have to rescue that poor girl whose name is Josephine right now!"
Don looked at him and asked, "How do you know here name?"
Max shrugged and answered, "Some weird voice said it."
Of course, that weird voice was me. Anyway, the two brothers ran to where they saw the tough kidnapper run off to.
They ended up in front of a huge building that was shaped like a dome. Don looked at Max who nodded in understanding.
They managed to get in, and to their surprise, there were no guards or anything. Max and Don both grinned at one another and walked right to the last room in the building.
Upon entering, they noticed Josephine tied to a wall. Don pointed and exclaimed, "We found her! We have to rescue her now!"
Max looked a little hazy and said, "But… we'll have to move 10 meters to reach her."
Don groaned and said, "Look, I know that you're physically unfit and lazy, but this is not the time to give up! We have to rescue her!"
Max looked like he was going to faint as Don picked him up and carried him halfway across the room.
As soon as they reached the halfway point, the tough man who had kidnapped this girl in the first place jumped them and said, "I knew you would come here, so I hid on the ceiling in order to ambush you!"
Don and Max grimaced and simply punched the man in the face causing him to fall to the floor. As the two brothers gave each other a high five, the brute got up and sent both of them reeling into the door they had taken in order to enter this area in the first place.
Donatello rubbed his forehead and groaned, "This guy's tougher than we first thought."
Max nodded and stated, "I guess we're going to have to start our shift and stop slacking."
The tough guy stared at them and asked, "Do you mean to tell me that you weren't fighting me seriously with those two punches?"
Don shook his head and said, "We thought those punches would take you down, but they didn't! It's time for you to witness our true power!"
Max pulled out a birdcage out of nowhere with a rabid cat carrying rabies. The tough man stared and asked, "How can a cat have rabies, and what's it doing in a birdcage?"
Don shrugged and answered, "I have no idea, but she likes you! She wants to have rabies with you!"
Max then opened the cage as the cat bounded onto the tough man and started scratching his face. The kidnapper threw the cat off of his scratched up face and snapped, "Is that all you've got? It's time to get serious!"
Suddenly, Max pointed beside the man at a little green and red monkey standing next to him and stated, "Hey, look at that!"
The man turned around as Max sang, "Look at the monkey, funny monkey. Little red monkey, acting so fidgety. Look at the monkey, funny monkey. Little red monkey, cute as can be."
The man stared in mass confusion as Don picked up the monkey and asked in the form of song, "But where is his momma, papa, sister, brother and the rest of his family? Look the monkey, sad little monkey. Little red monkey, lonely is he."
Max thought about this and sang, "But, there's something that you can do."
"There is?" replied Don.
Max nodded and sang, "If you take him down to the zoo…"
Suddenly, the two got together as the man thought, 'This is stupid,' and formed and energy ball in his hand.
While this went on, both Max and Don sang, "He'll perform all of his tricks for you!" as the man conjured up a ball of energy and fired it at the brothers thus surrounding them in a cloud of smoke.
"Yes, no one can survive that!" he announced triumphantly. Sadly, this victory celebration was cut short as both Don and Max came out of it unscathed. To make things worse, they were in women's clothing.
Don looked at Max and said, "I have to hand it to you, Max. Those Glamour magazines were useful after all. I feel so comfortable in these clothes."
The man stared and asked, "What are you people?"
Don and Max joined hands and said, "We… are… WIGGIN SPECIALISTS!"
The man grimaced and retorted, "I HATE WIGGIN SPECIALISTS! YOU PEOPLE ARE A DISGRACE TO MANKIND!"
With that, he fired more energy blasts at the duo. Yet again, his attack had failed. Don pulled out a big bicycle, held it over his head and barked, "YOU FORGOT TO USE HAND SIGNALS!" as he bashed the man over the head.
The man got up and huffed really hard. He pointed at them and said, "I'm not going to let you win."
Suddenly, Max ran behind the man, boosted himself off of the wall, head butted him in the back and shouted, "Muscle Millennium!" As the man reeled towards Don, Don grabbed his arms, flipped him over his back and shouted, "Tower Bridge!"
Then, as if there was no tomorrow, Max pulled out a sword and barked, "Try dealing with the Wind Scar!" The sword grew to a huge width as he fired a huge blast of energy from it. This caused the man to go reeling into the wall.
The tough guy got up and rubbed off his wounds. He breathed heavily and said, "You're tougher than you look, but you'll never defeat me."
Suddenly, Donatello turned around and said, "That's right, we forgot about Josephine! We have to stop fooling around with TV show ideas and ridiculous flash cartoons (Little Red Monkey reference above) and finish this freak off!"
Suddenly, each brother pulled out a can of spinach, gulped it down and powered up to the accompaniment of some sailor music. After that, the two ran up to the man and delivered two huge punches to his face thus taking him out."
With that, Josephine awoke to see the kidnapper lying on the ground. She looked up at Max and Don and said, "You guys saved me from that awful man! He was going to rub oil all over my body!"
The two boys looked at each other and said, "We should have let him do it."
With that, they untied Josephine. The girl blushed and asked, "Are you travelers?"
Max grinned and said, "You bet we are. We're just visiting this town, and this building isn't so bad either."
Josephine giggled and asked, "Can I travel with you?"
The two brother looked at one another, gave themselves high fives and shouted, "SCORE!"
That was that. She was now part of the team. Of course, she didn't know they were wigging specialists, so she had no idea what she was in for.