At the very center of the universe, there is a beautiful planet with no building and almost no intelligent life. This world is the home of the Kais, the guardians of the universe. However, now only two Kais remain because all the others were wiped out in the war against the Dark Gods. One of these remaining Kais is among the oldest beings in the universe. He is a total of six thousand Earth years old. He is known as the Elder Kai. His skin is light-purple, his face is very wrinkly, and he has a gray mohawk.
Today, Elder Kai is reading a mature manga while his fellow Kai is making tea. The other surviving Kai is named Shin. He looks much like a younger version of Elder Kai, with his purple skin and mohawk. However, Shin was born right at the end of the the war with the Dark Gods. He is only sixty years old, one-hundredth the age of the Elder Kai. To a Kai, sixty years is the equivalent of twelve years of aging for human, making Shin not even a teenager. Just as Shin began sipping his tea, Elder Kai let out a surprised cry. Shin accidentally spat out his tea.
"What is it, Elder?!" Shin asked.
"I can't believe it!" Elder Kai said. "Why would the author kill off such a cool character?!"
"Are you serious?!" Shin shouted. "I was actually worried for a second!"
"Oh, well, that is your own fault." Elder Kai replied. "When there is an emergency, I will shout something cool and memorable. Not make a weird cry like-"
Suddenly, Elder Kai stopped mid-sentence. His eyes widened and his face began to sweat rapidly. Then, he teleported without warning. For a moment, Shin just stood there feeling confused. Until he sensed what what the Elder had probably sensed. Shin immediately teleported to the same place as the Elder Kai.
Now, both of them stood in a temple at the very core of the planet. The temple was as in a sphere shaped space with four support pillars holding up the temple from four different directions. All over the temple was golden writing that moved and changed form constantly. The temple itself was basically a large white cube. Inside it, there was a glowing red sphere with blue chains wrapped around. When the two Kais enter the room, a horrible cry echoed through the chamber.
"Please tell me the Cage is still intact!" Shin said, panicked. "The Dark Gods are still trapped. Please tell me that is the case, because if they break free-"
"Quit your stupid panicking so I can talk!" Elder Kai shouted firmly. "Yes the Dark Gods are still imprisoned. However, it would seem the Cage has begun to weaken. The Dark Gods must have found a way to started chipping away at the Cage from the inside. Their escape is now a certainty. At the most, we have about a year."
"How can this be?!" Shin exclaimed. "The Cage was supposed to last at least a thousand years, not sixty-one. This can't be happening!"
"Unfortunately, it is." Elder Kai replied. "It seems that I seriously underestimated the abilities of the Dark Gods. Now, we must hurry to make sure that those monsters do not escape. Fortunately, I have already made some preparations."
"What is your plan?" Shin asked. "We must get to work immediately!"
"First, we must gather the new saiyans," Elder Kai said. "Then we will gather the Dragonballs and use their power to reenforce the Cage."
"But I thought all the saiyans died helping us imprison the Dark Gods." Shin replied. "Are you telling me that there are survivors?"
"Sort of." Elder Kai said. "I used my awesome and mysterious powers to fuse saiyan DNA to certain infants on a planet called Earth. It is a backwater planet, where I knew they would not be found by anyone looking to make sure the saiyans never returned to fight evil."
"So, there are some new half-saiyan hybrids on this planet Earth?" Shin inquired.
"Oh, no." Elder Kai answered. "They are pure saiyans. I spent forty-five years making sure that they would turn out to be completely saiyan, in terms of genetics. Though, to ensure that they could blend in on Earth, I had to cut-off their tails right after they were born."
"How many did you make?" Shin asked. "Knowing how badly the universe needs heroes of justice like the saiyans, you must have made at least a hundred."
"Oh, well, ah." Elder Kai mumbled while looking embarrassed.
"Well, don't hold out on me." Shin said. "How many did you make?"
"Oh," Elder Kai paused for a long moment, then said, "Two."
"What?!" Shin exclaimed. "Just two! Don't you think we will need more than that?!"
"It was a miracle I was able to make two!" Elder Kai replied. "I secretly spent forty-five years experimenting with saiyan blood. When I started out, I had hardly any more than a few pints. By the time I had finished perfecting the process, all I had left was a single drop. I still needed saiyan blood to even consider proceeding with the process. Two was the best I could do, and you should realize that two is better than nothing. Especially, if you are talking about saiyans."
"Well, I suppose that is true." Shin said. "If even half the stories you have told me about the mighty saiyans is true, then two will be enough to help us gather all the Dragon Balls without any trouble. By the way, how strong are they? You have checked on their progress as warriors?
"Truthfully, I am not sure how strong they have become." Elder Kai replied. "I have been so busy reading my manga and watching anime that I have not checked on them in fourteen years. But, before you start worrying, remember that they are saiyans. Fighting is in their blood. I have no doubts that they have been battling their hearts out and growing stronger."
"Well, I suppose I will find out." Shin said. "Do you still have the Dragonball radar?"
"Ofcourse." Elder Kai said, pulling something that was shaped like a large pocketwatch out of his pocket. I have not take this thing out of my pocket in over fifty years."
"Thank you for trusting me with this, Elder Kai." Shin said. "It is an honor."
"Enough chit-chat." Elder Kai said. "Hurry up and start your mission. You can find the planet Earth at universal coordinates 601-412-515."
Shin smiled at his Elder and then teleported to Earth.
Elder Kai sighed. "I pray, for everyone's sakes, that I have done enough to save us."