AN: It's very different from the original but I hope you guys like it. It's just a bit of fun, nothing too serious so no hate! Thank you, please review.

Chapter 1

Edward Cullen. How can I describe Edward Cullen? Fun. Wild. Reckless. Well, at least that's what he was like in the 30's. Standing in front of him now 2 days before his wedding I couldn't believe it was the same man. When I had received the wedding invitation through my door I thought it was some kind of joke. Apparently not..

'So you're really getting married? To a human?' I said, with my arms folded and clearly an expression of confusion and surprise on my face. Hell this was a guy who used to get me so drunk we'd dance on bars and have sex in the back of his car!

'Yes Lexi, I'm getting married.' He gave me that warning look of 'don't start now' as Alice finished pinning in his jacket. It was the last dress fitting and of course Alice being Alice, everything had to be perfect.

'I just don't..I mean you always said..what about..' In my head I gave up and sighed. 'Fine. If you're happy I'm happy. It's just you're different now..'

I should explain. My name is Lexi. Lexi Hart. I'm a 540 year old vampire originally from England. I met Carlisle a couple hundred years ago in Rome. Back then I was working for the Volturi and Carlisle was close friends with a few of the royalties. We met through the hundreds of banquets Aro would throw in honour of himself and snigger at him behind our champagne glasses.

I always liked Carlisle he was honest and kind, plus he made me realise what vile creatures the Volturi were and I escaped them before Jane could even mutter the word 'pain'. Ugh she makes me sick.

Then of course Carlisle started creating his little coven of vampires. Edward, Jasper, Alice, Emmet, Rosalie and Esme. It was Edward who fascinated me most though. The first few years of his vampire life he was out of control, a complete ripper. Luckily I came along and tamed him down.

I introduced the luxury of alcohol to him. The effect it had of decreasing the burn of fire in your throat and the way it made you relax, let go and have some fun! We had great times together travelling to New York, New Orleans, Paris, Barcelona.. And then he became self-righteous and into a bore.

Pft. I enjoyed being a vampire. I liked having power, control, good looks, intelligence, speed, it was all I ever wanted. Edward and I stayed friends for a while, always kept in contact but the Cullen's had always preferred the small town life, I on the other hand, I've always been a big city girl.

But here I am now, in the small dreary wet town of Forks watching him about to marry a human. He looked happy, there was a spark in his eye but he was guarded. Of course he was guarded. Private. He was marrying a human. His throat must be itching every time she's near. I'm guessing he has plans to turn her…

'No. No I don't. I want her to be human. Human for as long as possible.' Reading my thoughts as usual he answered my question.

'And so what? When she dies of old age you'll die along with her?!' my voice rising in pitch at the end.

'Yes. Yes I will. Because that's what love is Lexi.' His soft tone and love filled eyes caused me to calm down. And again, sigh.

'Personally I think you're mad. Marrying a human is mad. Then not turning her into a vampire is mad. Then killing yourself when she dies is mad. It's all very mad. But..' a smile creeping onto my face. 'You've always secretly been mad and I'm glad that you're in love. Come here!'

I hug him tightly closing my eyes. 'Thank you' he whispers into my ear. 'You're welcome..idiot.' I snigger and step back.

'Lexi! What are you wearing for the wedding?! Want to go shopping?!' Alice jumps in front of me her curls bouncing. I roll my eyes. 'Fine let's go. But you can pay.' She laughs and drags me out the house.

'Bye Edward!'