Whooee, look at me. Back with another One Direction one-shot that borderlines crack and insanity. Maybe it is crack... Oh well.
So, you know that one with Speedy and the boys I did with "What Makes You Beautiful"? This is the prequel. I couldn't resist rewriting this song too, though forgot what originally triggered the idea. It's been floating in my head, and in my doc folder (99.9% complete, even) for months. Well, I guess now it's out. Thanksgiving break has really inspired me to boot some of these fics out of my document folder before I'm swamped with homework again :P
This is a slightly alternate way of how the boys convinced Kaldur to come along with them to Cadmus.
Enjoy the insanity!
Washington, D.C.
July 4, 14:31 EDT
Kaldur stared incredulously at the two grinning boys in front of him.
"Come on, Kaldur," Wally said, grin growing impossibly wide. "You know you want to."
Kaldur sighed. "I just do not think it would be wise..." He trailed off, watching with slight apprehension as Robin typed rapidly on his glove computer.
Wally, attracted to the click clack of the keys the same moment as Kaldur, zipped over to glance over his best friend's shoulder.
"Hey, Rob, what are you—" He froze, staring at the screen with a slightly gaping mouth. "Dude, seriously?"
Robin smirked, punching one last key with ominous finality. "Oh yeah."
A grin slowly spread over Wally's features. "Dude, let's do it."
Robin closed his glove computer, turning to face the Atlantean with a grin so wide, Kaldur almost took a step back. "I suppose if we can't talk to you..."
"We'll just have to sing to you!" Wally crowed, zipping excitedly across the room.
Kaldur did take a step back this time. "That will not be necessar—"
An oddly familiar beat blared through the Hall of Justice loudspeakers, filling the room with music.
Robin closed his wrist computer, the Joker-like grin still spread over his features. "After you, KF."
"Oh no, after you," Kid laughed. "Your idea!"
Robin shrugged. He sauntered up to Kaldur.
Kaldur, we're waiting on ya, we're waiting on ya
Come on just once, let's all sneak out
Kaldur blinked. "I do not—"
I've had a revelation, a revelation
Let's hit Cadmus this side of town
"I just don't—" he tried again.
Wally was suddenly in front of him, his freckled face pushing a little too close into Kaldur's personal space as the speedster took over the song.
Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do
Just pretending it's all cool
And we know it too
Know it too, Robin chorused.
Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do
Just pretending it's all cool, but tonight
They leapt forward together, practically jumping up and down in excitement.
Let's go trolling, trolling, trolling till we see the sun
I know that it's not wise, but hey, when's that stopped us?
And never, never, never stop for anyone
Tonight let's nab some
And fight while we're young
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
And fight while we're young
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Tonight let's nab some
And fight while we're young
Robin leapt onto the table in the center of room, spinning on his head before launching himself into the air to latch onto one of the support pillars.
Kid Flash spun around in a rapid series of 360s, dizzily staggering up to Kaldur as Robin flipped over him to continue the next verse.
Hey man it's now or never, it's now or never
Don't over think, just come along
Kaldur glanced doubtfully at the door through which the League had disappeared. He really really hoped Speedy had been right that that was a zeta tube and not a conference room.
And if we're caught together, caught together
At least we know we had our fun
Oh oh
Kid Flash took over, finally regaining his feet.
Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do
Just pretending it's all cool
And we know it too (know it too)
Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do
Just pretending it's all cool, but tonight
Let's go trolling, trolling, trolling till we see the sun
I know that it's not wise, but hey, we know we're not
And never, never, never stop for anyone
Tonight let's nab some
And fight while we're young
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Robin slid on his knees up to Kaldur.
Wanna fight while we're young
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Tonight let's nab some
And fight while we're young
Kid Flash walked slowly up to him, slinging an arm around Kaldur's shoulders and gesturing at the three of them, then the zeta entrance.
And man, just us three, we're 'bout to tick some mentors off tonight
Robin slipped up behind him, backspringing off of Aqualad's shoulders like the Atlantean was his own personal springboard.
I wanna fight while where young
Robin and Wally put hands over each others shoulders—sort of, seeing as Robin was a whole head shorter.
We wanna fight while we're young
They swung forward as the beat sped up once more into the chorus.
Let's go trolling, trolling, trolling till we see the sun
I know that it's not wise, but hey, we know we're not
And never, never, never stop for anyone
Tonight let's nab some, and fight while we're young (young)
Trolling, trolling, trolling till we see the sun
I know that it's not wise, but hey, we know we're not
And never, never, never stop for anyone
Tonight let's nab some, and fight while we're young
Wanna fight, wanna fight, wanna fight while we're young
Wanna fight, wanna fight, wanna fight while we're young
Wanna fight, wanna fight, wanna fight while we're young
Tonight let's nab some
And fight while we're young
They screeched to a halt in front of Kaldur, smiles on their pleading faces. "Well?"
The Atlantean took one last look at the door to the zeta tube. Up in the viewing area, the crowd seemed oddly silent. A smirk found its way onto Aqualad's face.
That was all the answer they needed.
It was a quiet second day in the Cave. The team lounged comfortably on the floor and green sofas, caught in the fine line between excitement and boredom. Robin typed rapidly on his wrist computer doing who knows what; Connor watched the television play static over and over again; Kaldur merely sat on the ground, wondering what his friends were doing down in Atlantis; Wally tapped away at his laptop at a speed rivaling Robin's, occasionally snickering as he watched various random videos; and M'gann was stirring a bowl of chunky looking batter in the kitchen.
Suddenly, Wally sat bolt upright, staring wide-eyed at his computer screen. "Guys," he said slowly. "We're on YouTube."
Robin didn't pause his typing, merely raising an eyebrow over the lenses of his sunglasses. "So? Superheroes are always on YouTube."
Wally shook his head. "No. Us. In the Hall of Justice. Singing."
Robin froze. Before the speedster could blink, the bird was looking over his shoulder. "No way."
"Way." Wally hit the play button. "Apparently you hacked all of the loudspeakers in the building. Everyone heard us."
Kaldur and Wally turned to glare at the bird, Superboy and M'gann exchanging puzzled glances.
"Well," Robin said slowly. "Hopefully Bats won't find out."
"Team, report to the mission room," Batman's voice boomed over the loudspeakers.
The three boys exchanged looks.
"Crap..."
What do you think? Ridulous? Random? Insane? Let me know in a review! Constructive criticism is accepted and appreciated.
If you liked this one, go check out my "That's What Makes You Not Alone" fic featuring the devious duo and Speedy (I mean, Red Arrow)!
Also, keep an eye out for more (better written, much less crack-ish) fics over the weekend! I plan on finishing at least two more... Though knowing me, I'll be lucky to get one, if any done :P
Sorry for rambling so much. It's just past 1am where I'm at, and I'm exhausted.
Happy Thanksgiving! :D