Wilddog: Hello special people and audience members! Today we have a special guest. She's your favorite smart girl from the Harry Potter series; please put your hands together for Hermione Granger!
Hermione how does it feel to be here today?
Hermione: It would be great if it weren't for the real reason I'm here.
Wilddog: And please tell our wonderful audience why you're here?
Hermione: It's because of…Destiny Ebony Fate Raven Black!
Audience: Gasp!!
Wilddog: And could you please inform our audience who that is?
Hermione: Certainly. She is the queen of Mary-Sues. Just her name in general is a suggestion of her being related to Sirius, though she clearly isn't.
Wilddog: I see, and how does this make you feel?
Hermione: Who are you, my psychiatrist?
Wilddog: Okay, erm, ahem. That is part one and now we will show you the dreaded cliché to end all clichés.
My name is Destiny Ebony Fate Raven Black. I totally have a huge crush on this one kid in Hogwarts. Did I forget to mention? Yes, my parents are wizards, well, my mom is a Veela and my dad is an auror so I suppose I'm also part Veela too. People always say I have a lot of talent and compare my talent to my father's. I can honestly say that they are right. It is simply a fact that I am perfect in almost every way, and then there are the jealous people. They treat me almost like a "normal" human being, I mean, don't they know who I am? Sheesh.
So I decided to go to Hogwarts. My parents kept me at some other school till I turned 14, which I am now. I am in my first year at Hogwarts as a fourth year, pretty neat huh? Anyways, on the train I met my first crush. He has the cutest eyes. He has red hair and a twin brother. I absolutely adore him, though he's not in my year. He's a year older and I wish I had the nerve to talk to him. My story begins here.
Hehe, tell me what you think of this. I'm hugely curious. Yes I'm fully aware it is short.