Day 1: Back from mad adventure with dwarves, Gandalf very peculiar. Glad that that's over. Got lots of money now.
Day 2: Went to adopt hobbit from orphanage. Only now found out that you need to be respectable and a good hobbit to apply. I go leave to kill a dragon for a few months and everything changed. No one tells me anything anymore.
Day 3: Plucked up courage to go to orphanage after embarrassing phone call. I need some company and an editor to There and Back Again. The moment that I arrived I noticed adorable little hobbit with the biggest eyes I have ever seen in my life. He turned out to be my nephew. Apparently my two cousins were drowned. No one really tells my anything anymore.
Day 1000: Frodo and I have the same birthday. What a coincidence! Have arranged big party for everyone. was quite flustered and mildly disappointed when Gandalf showed up, I must say that I acted quite well. Whenever Gandalf's here all he does is show off with his pointy wizard hat tricks. Was so annoyed with Gandalf that I started fiddling with shiny ring.
Day 1001: feeling funny, must have had too much to drink last night at big party. My speech is getting impaired and have a tendency to talk to inanimate objects and in third person. Gandalf says that it's the ring, paranoid git.
Day 1002: Was so fed up with Gandalf that I ran away. Frodo so nice and cuddly. I left him everything that I own. Take that snobby wizard!
Day 1030: Finally made it to Rivendell. Finished book. Elrond sneaking into Arwen's room to do obscene things to his wardrobe. I told him that growing his hair long and wearing barrettes would addle his brains but does he listen?
Day 1060: Frodo showed up with companions and big man who refused to wash his hair. Arwen went to save them from monochromatic outdated psychos. Like I told Gandalf, solid colours are so Second Age. It appears that more people than I thought refuse to live in the now. Elrond took full advantage of Arwen's departure and stole half of her dresses. She will surely notice.
Day 1061: Elrond called big party to talk about my ring. Saw pretty elf. Each individual strand of hair seemed to fall into perfect place. He's an odd ball, Elrond is so nice but mixes with the wrong sort.
Day 1062: Scared Frodo half to death today. Gandalf taught me a wizard trick to grow fangs and claws shrink them back instantly. The look on Frodo's face when he saw, HA HA HA HA HA!
Day 1063: Frodo is leaving today to destroy my pretty ring. Curse Gandalf and his manipulating skills! On the upside, is taking man that has something against personal hygiene and pretty boy elf in skirt with him. They're also going with pompous Mr. Horn of Gondor and little dwarf that is the son of Gloin. Didn't talk much with him, I want to put those adventures behind me and start monitoring Elrond. Burly hobbit with Mr. Carrot hobbit and that young Took are going with them.
Day 1080: Frodo gone so long. Am very lonely, all elven men are wearing skirts and dresses. I'm having second thoughts on running away from the Shire. Can't see why Kings of old chose the horn of Gondor over Recorder of Gondor. Men so silly.