HELLO! Yes, ALPforever and I, KJPforever have made and promised you yet another story, this one. As crazy as it is, and yes we allow flames on our weirdness stories, NO SWEARING IN REVIEWS IS ALLOWED WHATSOEVER. If anyone submits any swearing, I'll write a story of shame on you, ALPforever and I, KJPforever will set our man-eating fudge on you (please R&R All Hail Fudge to understand this concept). Thank you and goodnight Butt Buddies (please R&R Butt Buddies to understand this concept)!

This takes place in the same spot where Butt Buddies does, only paragraph 11 instead of paragraph 10.

Ryliey's POV

Shane grabbed my hand so quickly that I jumped… and killed him.

Suddenly, I turned into Mad-Eye-Moody. I took Shane's head and ripped it off.

"Shorry, Shunny, you caught me off-guard!" I apologized to the dead Shane.

A girl walked by, holding Cory's hand.

"A treasure!" I held out the head. The girl screamed and ran. Cory punched me. I killed him too.

The girl had her hand over her mouth, trying not to scream. I chopped her head off with Hagrid's axe, and laughed evilly.

Hagrid charged. "That's MY axe," he grumbled.

Off with his head.

I put on my good Invisibility Cloak, and ran off, randomly hacking off people's heads as I went.

"I'll have some more heads to add to my collection!" I hurried home, carrying fifty heads.

Inside my home was Skyelar, ready with my own axe. I dropped the heads. She threw the axe, and it cleanly cut off my nose.

I threw Hagrid's axe and she caught it. She threw it back, and I caught it. To a passerby, it would've seemed as if we were playing catch with an axe.

Suddenly, Skye charged and ripped my arms cleanly out of their sockets. The axe dropped, still being clutched by my lifeless hand.

I laughed strangely at the sight of my arms being ripped off.

Skye looked worried. Then, she keeled over and died. Now I laughed meanly. I had destroyed the whole Wizard population, and half of the Muggle population. But, without arms and a nose, I couldn't really do much.

So days passed, as I sat on my front porch, eating expired food. Days turned into weeks, into months, into years, into decades.

My teeth started rotting and falling out, and I had developed a hole for my human waste. My feet ached, I gained extra weight, and the lawn chair that I had been sitting on for decades finally collapsed under me. It made my bum hurt.

I was a lazy armless and nose less cow.

I was a secluded failure.

And I liked it.

Suddenly, from the middle of the ground, all of my friends that I had killed came out and said:

"Hi."

Then, they killed me.

Wow, I never knew Heaven would be so fiery, hot, and red.

Well, that's all for now, but we, KJPforever, and I, ALPforever, promise you many more stories, because where there's writer's block, there's retardedness in our souls.
TTFN, ta ta for now!