The boy woke up, sitting straight up at the coffee table, he was confused, scared, and his head hurt like hell

"What, who, what where!" He looked around breathing heavily. He saw a bunch of people walk by and they looked

him like he was roadkill. He looked down at himself and saw what they were looking at. He was a rat's mess. His

clothes were tattered and worn down. His skin was dirty, his fingernails were disgusting, and he smelled horrible.

He looked across from him and saw a girl that was honestly, hot. Sure, she was a mess too, but she still was hot.

Her hair was long, black, and shiny. It had a long blue streak through it. Her face was proud, but still humble, if

even possible. She smiled at him and said, "Ya doing okay,Bulbz?" She looked at him like he was an awesome thing.

Her eyes were light green and her smile pearly white, which was weird considering the rest of her clothes were

worn. She looked at the him deeper now. "Seriously, ya doin' okay? You hit the ground pretty hard back there."

The memories came flooding back. His name was Langley Bolt, and if his suspicions were correct he would see a-

"Dude! You were awesome, you weaved, slashed, ducked! God, I wish you didn't have to get knocked out though.

Would'a been some fun too! But me and Brenda, had to finish off that thing."

The boy had dark brown skin, his eyes were deep brown, and his short hair was red. His face had a smirk on it.

"What thing?" He asked, completely befuddled.

"The giant-thing with a club. It bonked you upside the head, and down you went. But luckily, Brenda had a rock,"

"Oh, stop it. It wasn't even cool. I just found something on the ground."

"She was great," He kept going, "She grabbed a huge rock, and smashed the thing! It went down like a brick."

"Stop it," The girls voice was powerful, but sweet. "You're always trying to charm me."

"It works."

She blushed even harder. "It does not!"

"It soooo does!"

"GUYS!" Langley screamed, his voice rumbled deeply, almost like...hmmm, he couldn't place it. "You were saying?"

"Okay, then. I, the great Chris, the best in the world, smashed the things head in with my boot, picked you up,

and dipped." He laughed and made motions with his hands and feet.

"I see... Well why did you bring me here, of all places?"

The girl, Brenda, finally piped up. "Well...we kinda got a message from...well, I don't know who. But it seemed

right." She placed her finger on her lips, in the cutest fashion. He found himself staring at her.

"Well, okay then, where do we go from here?"

"I have absolutely no idea" Chris replied.

Then things starting going down the drain. They heard flapping and screams in the distance. Three red and white, creatures swooped down. The

things reared their heads and pecked brutally at the kids. Langley jumped back, landing on the ground, wrapping his hands around

a small stick. One of the things jumped at him and landed over him, and he got a close look at it. It had, a golden beak, and its eyes were wide. Its

body was furry, and it had large talons that dug into the ground beside him. Its wings, deep red, spread high into the air. And its breath smelled

like, strangely, breath mints.

"HEY HEY HEY!" He heard a voice yell. "REEDUS, GET OFF OF HIM, NOW!"

That's when he blacked out.