Joey falls back onto the couch while face palming and turns and looks at Janice, who was silently snoozing beside him. "Man, it was definitely the champagne last night." He muffled to himself. He then rolled to the edge of the office couch and slipped on his pants and shoes, and quietly walked across the room towards her desk to grab his shirt and coat off the office chair. He also realized that they never really did get to signing Janice's contract. While juggling his moral values in his mind, he quickly picked up her contract and threw it inside the shredder on his way out of Janice's office. With his back against her office door, breathing heavily out of guilt, Joey speeds up his pace after hearing movement in her office.
We now find Joey in his apartment.
Ring! Ring! "Um, hello this is Joey Tribbiani."
"Hi, Joe this is Victoria and I was just wondering if we were still on for later tonight?"
"Oh yeah, sure thing I'll pick you up at eight." Joey replied, hoping his date tonight would help distract him from the horrible thing he did to Janice earlier this morning and also for making her another one of his many one night stands.
Later that night, Joey picked up Victoria and took her out to Alessandro's (where his friend, Monica, used to work as the head chef).
"Hey Joey, are you alright?" Victoria asked. "I mean this is our first actual date, but I've seen you eat backstage at the food stand after shooting a scene and you don't seem like the type of guy who would pick at his food like that."
"Hey, I'm curvy and I like it!" Joey yelled as he dropped his fork onto his plate. "I'm sorry, I do not know where that came from. So uh, did I tell you about that time I went backpacking across Western Europe?"
"Um no, I don't think so."
"Good." Joey smiled as he poured more wine into their glasses. "So, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking on the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing. there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent, gorgeous. Then across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying."
"Oh my goodness that was beautiful." Victoria replied as she put her arms around Joey's neck and started kissing him.
"I know." Joey said as he returned the kiss.
"Um, I hope this isn't to soon, but do you want to go back to your place and finish this?"
"Yeah I do." Joey grinned, while signaling the waiter for the bill.
After, taking a cab back to his apartment, Joey took Victoria into his bedroom and the two started making out. "Oh Joey." Victoria groaned, while Joey unbuttoned her shirt. Victoria then lied down as Joey kissed her neck. Then, all of a sudden Joey heard those three little words that turned him off. "Oh.. My.. God." Victoria moaned sounding like Janice. Joey than quickly pulled away.
"Janice." Joey blurted out in confusion.
"What no. I'm Victoria." Victoria snapped, buttoning her shirt back up.
"Wait no Victoria don't leave! It's just you sounded like someone else. I didn't mean it like that."
"Yeah, sure you didn't pig!" Victoria snarled in disgust. While, she grabbed her purse and walked out of Joey's apartment.
"Victoria! Come back! I'm the whole package! I speak French! Che ble blah. Me la pee! Oublah! Phooo..." Joey yelled after her as he shut his apartment door and flopped onto his recliner.
"Ugh, is this what it's going to be like every time I bring a girl back to my place? Is every girl going to remind me of Janice? I mean I know I did a horrible thing, but haven't I suffered enough from all of this guilt?" Joey contemplated in his mind. "Oh.. My.. God." Joey mimicked, annoyed by the fact he made such a terrible choice. Laying his head back, Joey shut his eyes and fell asleep.