Hi everybody! This is my first Star Trek fic!

Okay, this is what everybody seems to call CRACK! This is basically the death scene from Shakespeare's Guilio Casar, or Julius Caesar, done modernly, and Star-Trek-ified!

Kirk - Kirkus=Caesar

Spock - Spockus=Brutus

Scotty - Scotius=Cimber/Cassius

Sulu - Sulus=Cinna

If you know the play (or just know how Julius Caesar died), and you know Star Trek, this is actually quite funny, I think.... I hope XD

Enjoy!

Kirkus was sitting on the bridge of the USS Roma. Scotius approached Kirkus with a pleading face. "Cap'n, I beg of ya...!"

"Stop begging, Scotius!" Kirkus said. "The Enterprise is under decommission for a reason. I wouldn't have had it put away for just no good reason!"

Scotius scrambled for the right words. "But ya trust me! Please take the Enterprise back!"

Spockus sighed as he listened to the exchange. He stood straight and faced the captian's chair. "Captain, it is logical to take the Enterprise back."

"What, Spockus!?"

"Please, cap'n!" Scotius said. He fell to his knees, literally begging now. "I'm beggin' with ever'thing I got! Please! Take the Enterprise back!"

Kirkus sighed. "I appriciate all of your flattery, but I am the captain!" Krikus stood dramatically and held his hands up in the air for emphasis. "I shall not be swayed of my decision! I am as sure of this as I am sure that every female being from here to the end of the galaxy will be wooed... and thoroughly nailed by me!"

Sulus sighed, getting very tired of this arguement. "Kirkus..."

Kirkus spun around to face Sulus. "You think you can make me change my mind?!"

"Jimus..." Spockus insisted.

Kirkus pointed to Spockus. "I'm sure even Spockus will agree with me! Don't you, Spockus?!"

Spockus sighed. He walked up to the captain and pinched him hard on the shoulder.

Kirkus gasped in surprise. He looked up at his and friend and said, "And you... Spockus...?"

Sulus and Scotius pulled out their phasers, set them to kill, and shot the captian as he fell to the ground.

This is not my area of expertise, as far as writing goes, so PLEASE review and tell me EVERYTHING you are thinking, including if you think it REALLY sucks!

PLEASE REVIEW! THE DRAGON'S HUNGRY!