Magical Project Yu Yu!
By: Sarah aka Celebi
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a/n: Okay, now I just RANDOMLY (Yeah right.) picked one of the messed up ideas from my New Years fic and decided to make a full fic one it. XD I was bored. So sue me… Well actually, YOU CAN'T SUE ME! *insert evil, maniacal laughter* You can't sue me because I'm putting up a DISCLAIMER!
!Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, or any magical girl series that I stole ideas from.!
*cough*…I'm hyper.
Warnings: Swearing, hints of yaoi, guys in sailor fuku.
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It was an average day in the Reikai. Koenma was stamping papers. Koenma often stamps papers. He stamps papers because evidently his father has more important things to do. Coughgolfingcough. Anyways. Koenma was stamping papers, when suddenly Botan rushed in, knocking over many poor onis. The onis often get knocked over.
"Koenma sir! We've got a problem!" Botan exclaimed as she came to a halt at Koenma's desk.
"Yes, Botan. What is it?" he asked, not even looking up from his paperwork.
"This is big! Two crazy psychos have conquered a rather large portion of the Makai! Even more their forbidding any souls in their realm to go to the afterlife!"
"Botan, I highly doubt any demons would have the power to do THAT," Koenma stated, shuffling the papers.
"That's the issue. They're not demons… they're…magical girls," Botan mumbled. Koenma almost choked on his pacifier.
"WHAAAAAAAT?!"
"They're magical girls, Koenma sir!" Botan repeated.
"Yes, yes, I heard that! But…how did magical girls…?"
"They're magical girls, Koenma sir! You know they defy the laws of the Reikai!"
"Yes…yes… We'll have to do something then…" Koenma muttered.
"Any ideas?" Botan asked.
"Well…we could always fight magical girl with magical girl," Koenma said, staring pointedly at Botan.
"Me? No way Koenma sir! I don't have the right figure for a mini-skirt!" Botan exclaimed. Botan was dead set against being stuck saving the world. "I mean, even KURAMA would be a better choice!" Botan declared nervously. Koenma gave her a look, and there was silence for a few minutes.
"You're right…" Koenma admitted, Botan breathed a sigh of relief. "Go inform Kurama," he ordered. Botan did a double take.
"Do what?" she asked.
"Go. Inform. Kurama," Koenma repeated.
"But…why?" Botan nervously asked. Koenma looked her straight in the eye.
"He's going to be our new magical girl."
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Botan fretfully flew towards Yusuke's house where the meeting was being held. She had to inform Kurama of his new…'promotion' in front of the whole group. She shimpered slightly before diving down and through the open window. Everyone looked up at her.
"Yo, Botan," Yusuke greeted before returning to the video game he was beating Kuwabara on.
"You've got to be cheating, Urameshi!" Kuwabara declared. "Oh, and hi Botan," he added.
"Hn," Hiei said.
"Hello, Botan," Kurama said with a smile, making her feel a twinge of guilt.
"Er…Hi guys," she said shakily. Yusuke paused the game and looks up to her.
"So what does pacifier-breath want to tell us?" he asked.
"Well… you see, in Makai these two magical girls, and they're conquering right and left! Any souls in their realm are restricted from going to the afterlife!" Botan explained.
"So he called us here so we could take out two ningen girls in short skirts?" Hiei asked, annoyed.
"Well…not…really," Botan muttered. "Only…one of you has to," he said.
"Hope it's not me," Kuwabara declared under his breath. Botan quickly shook her head. Kuwabara as a magical girl, BAD IMAGE.
"You see… Koenma suggested we fight magical girl with magical girl," Botan began.
"But none of us are girls, who gets stuck with the job?" Yusuke asked. All the boys suddenly got it, and looked pointedly at Kurama.
"Uh… Everyone… meet…Sailor Kurama," Botan introduced.
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Kurama fumed as Botan was fitting him for his sailor fuku later. This was embarrassing! Even if he was the most feminine member of the team, it didn't give them the right to do this!
"Okay…perfect!" Botan declared as she stood up and typed something into her compact. "Koenma will have someone working on a magical girl transformation wand in no time!"
"Do I HAVE to do this?…" Kurama whined. He usually didn't whine. Whining wasn't something a prideful youko usually did, but prideful youko did NOT like to become magical girls.
"I'm sorry Kurama, but yes!" Botan stated.
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Meanwhile, up in wherever they make magical girl transformation wands, a rouge magical girl plotted.
"Hee hee… Let's see… If I press THAT button, the machine should go BOOM!" the masked magical girl giggled. "And then no competition for me and my companion to the rule the Makai with our magical girl powers!" she declared, laughing maniacally. She watched as the incompetent onis began the large machine.
Then she scurried over to where the button was, unnoticed by the onis. It's plot immunity, I tell you. So of course, she pushed the big, red button that clearly said 'DO NOT TOUCH' on it. Then she cackled and disappeared.
"No one shall rise to challenge Magical Girl Mew Tanuki!" she declared as she ran off. The machine went haywire, and exploded. But instead of destroying the wands, as Mew Tanuki had planned, it shot out four other wands to different bishonen all over the Makai and Ningenkai. Left in the rubble, was a glowing, red, rose shaped transformation wand.
"…How many magical girls did Lord Koenma say he needed?" Mike the oni asked.
"One," answered Fred the oni.
"Well…it appears he's getting five," Mike muttered.
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a/n: How…cliché! Heh. I was just really bored…
Next chapter! Kurama's first magical girl battle, and a new ally… TOUYA?!
R&R- Because it makes the author happy.
By: Sarah aka Celebi
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a/n: Okay, now I just RANDOMLY (Yeah right.) picked one of the messed up ideas from my New Years fic and decided to make a full fic one it. XD I was bored. So sue me… Well actually, YOU CAN'T SUE ME! *insert evil, maniacal laughter* You can't sue me because I'm putting up a DISCLAIMER!
!Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, or any magical girl series that I stole ideas from.!
*cough*…I'm hyper.
Warnings: Swearing, hints of yaoi, guys in sailor fuku.
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It was an average day in the Reikai. Koenma was stamping papers. Koenma often stamps papers. He stamps papers because evidently his father has more important things to do. Coughgolfingcough. Anyways. Koenma was stamping papers, when suddenly Botan rushed in, knocking over many poor onis. The onis often get knocked over.
"Koenma sir! We've got a problem!" Botan exclaimed as she came to a halt at Koenma's desk.
"Yes, Botan. What is it?" he asked, not even looking up from his paperwork.
"This is big! Two crazy psychos have conquered a rather large portion of the Makai! Even more their forbidding any souls in their realm to go to the afterlife!"
"Botan, I highly doubt any demons would have the power to do THAT," Koenma stated, shuffling the papers.
"That's the issue. They're not demons… they're…magical girls," Botan mumbled. Koenma almost choked on his pacifier.
"WHAAAAAAAT?!"
"They're magical girls, Koenma sir!" Botan repeated.
"Yes, yes, I heard that! But…how did magical girls…?"
"They're magical girls, Koenma sir! You know they defy the laws of the Reikai!"
"Yes…yes… We'll have to do something then…" Koenma muttered.
"Any ideas?" Botan asked.
"Well…we could always fight magical girl with magical girl," Koenma said, staring pointedly at Botan.
"Me? No way Koenma sir! I don't have the right figure for a mini-skirt!" Botan exclaimed. Botan was dead set against being stuck saving the world. "I mean, even KURAMA would be a better choice!" Botan declared nervously. Koenma gave her a look, and there was silence for a few minutes.
"You're right…" Koenma admitted, Botan breathed a sigh of relief. "Go inform Kurama," he ordered. Botan did a double take.
"Do what?" she asked.
"Go. Inform. Kurama," Koenma repeated.
"But…why?" Botan nervously asked. Koenma looked her straight in the eye.
"He's going to be our new magical girl."
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Botan fretfully flew towards Yusuke's house where the meeting was being held. She had to inform Kurama of his new…'promotion' in front of the whole group. She shimpered slightly before diving down and through the open window. Everyone looked up at her.
"Yo, Botan," Yusuke greeted before returning to the video game he was beating Kuwabara on.
"You've got to be cheating, Urameshi!" Kuwabara declared. "Oh, and hi Botan," he added.
"Hn," Hiei said.
"Hello, Botan," Kurama said with a smile, making her feel a twinge of guilt.
"Er…Hi guys," she said shakily. Yusuke paused the game and looks up to her.
"So what does pacifier-breath want to tell us?" he asked.
"Well… you see, in Makai these two magical girls, and they're conquering right and left! Any souls in their realm are restricted from going to the afterlife!" Botan explained.
"So he called us here so we could take out two ningen girls in short skirts?" Hiei asked, annoyed.
"Well…not…really," Botan muttered. "Only…one of you has to," he said.
"Hope it's not me," Kuwabara declared under his breath. Botan quickly shook her head. Kuwabara as a magical girl, BAD IMAGE.
"You see… Koenma suggested we fight magical girl with magical girl," Botan began.
"But none of us are girls, who gets stuck with the job?" Yusuke asked. All the boys suddenly got it, and looked pointedly at Kurama.
"Uh… Everyone… meet…Sailor Kurama," Botan introduced.
___________________________
Kurama fumed as Botan was fitting him for his sailor fuku later. This was embarrassing! Even if he was the most feminine member of the team, it didn't give them the right to do this!
"Okay…perfect!" Botan declared as she stood up and typed something into her compact. "Koenma will have someone working on a magical girl transformation wand in no time!"
"Do I HAVE to do this?…" Kurama whined. He usually didn't whine. Whining wasn't something a prideful youko usually did, but prideful youko did NOT like to become magical girls.
"I'm sorry Kurama, but yes!" Botan stated.
___________________________
Meanwhile, up in wherever they make magical girl transformation wands, a rouge magical girl plotted.
"Hee hee… Let's see… If I press THAT button, the machine should go BOOM!" the masked magical girl giggled. "And then no competition for me and my companion to the rule the Makai with our magical girl powers!" she declared, laughing maniacally. She watched as the incompetent onis began the large machine.
Then she scurried over to where the button was, unnoticed by the onis. It's plot immunity, I tell you. So of course, she pushed the big, red button that clearly said 'DO NOT TOUCH' on it. Then she cackled and disappeared.
"No one shall rise to challenge Magical Girl Mew Tanuki!" she declared as she ran off. The machine went haywire, and exploded. But instead of destroying the wands, as Mew Tanuki had planned, it shot out four other wands to different bishonen all over the Makai and Ningenkai. Left in the rubble, was a glowing, red, rose shaped transformation wand.
"…How many magical girls did Lord Koenma say he needed?" Mike the oni asked.
"One," answered Fred the oni.
"Well…it appears he's getting five," Mike muttered.
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a/n: How…cliché! Heh. I was just really bored…
Next chapter! Kurama's first magical girl battle, and a new ally… TOUYA?!
R&R- Because it makes the author happy.