Author's Note: 'Allo and here we are again with this, once canceled, fic World of Edcraft The Burning Crusade soon to be World of Edcraft The Wrath of The Lich King (W00T! New expansion FTW) I had writer's block on the original and decided... self inserion sucks but I got inspiration same basic premise, The Cul-de-Sac Kids separated and lost in a new world, an exiled human boy now loyal to The Horde teams up with them and their adventures skyrocket against The Burning Legion and soon The Undead Scourge. Like I said, no more self-insertion its lame however some of my personality will most likely be in 'im (Majora: oh boy ya might of just killed the fic my friend HA!) okay thats it im getting' The Cloverfield Monster! (Majora: GODZILLAAA!!) (battle of epic kaiju/human/demon proportions ensues!)
Disclaimer: I do not own EEnE, WoW or anything by Cartoon Network or Blizzard Entertainment.
Chapter 1: You Are Not Prepared!!
Location: Peach Creek Forest
Time: 4:30 PM
Date: Tuesday, April 22 2008 A.D.
"Now now everyone please be careful," came the nervous voice of a young boy in a red shirt with a sock-like cap on his head to cover something, something he doesn't like to talk about, Double D, "we have no idea what is in this temple nor how it got here so watch your step." Double D was preparing to lead the fellow kids of the cul-de-sac into a strange temple that seemed to appear out of nowwhere. Originally this was to be a simple forest hike scam thought up by by his much shorter, greedy, three haired, yellow shirted friend Eddy, Double D was more then happy to ablige for once.
"Alright are we all set?' Double D asked the group before him many of which looked bored and wanted to get on with the exploration.
"GET ON WITH IT!" came the voice of Kevin, a tall boy wearing a green shirt, black pants and a red cap.
"Who put you in charge anyway?" Eddy asked
"I have taken the lead because I am more qualified for these types of expeditions." Double D explained as he began to carefully walk into the temple.
"this place is so... amazing I've never like even heard of this type of culture." gaped a blond haired girl in a black shirt with a white tank-top covering it, Nazz.
"Oh C'MON Nazz it's a, SCAM they obviously build this overnight to get our cash!" Kevin yelled, obviously not impressed.
After an hour or two they managed to find an odd structure near the back of the temple that appeared to be a door, on the top ridge there was a snake statue, on the sides there were massive statues of men in massive cloaks holding swords in front of them pointing them down with the tips buried in the ground in front of them, there was a large staircase leading up to it. In front of it there was a podium with a type of transcribed runic writing.
"AMAZING!!," Double D began his voice already running a mile-a-minute at the spectacle, "I mean this must have taken years to sculpt let alone get in so deep in the temple!"
"No one cares Double D. Let's see what the podium says." came the half bored, half intrigued voice of Sarah. The little sister to the yellow-skinned, green jacketed, monobrowed, chinless lovable oaf Ed.
"Well I can't tell what it means but it says: (A/N: This isn't actual Orcish Im just putting words together.) Cay'no lok'tagaru Sal'uk uk'takana KEAL NO RASH KA'NARA," Double D's voice became deeper and more dramatic as he read leading soon to him spreading his hands apart and slowly waving them in small circles as a dark aura sorrounded them and filled his eyes, " NO'GANUGAROSH KURAN'AKUNORISHNA SALUK'NARAAAA!!"
Double D stopped and the structure began to glow and the temple began to shake and fall apart. Followed by a wave of fear and blame throughout the kids.
"OH NO!"
"LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!"
"GOOD GOIN' DOUBLE D!"
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT I JUST DID WHAT SARAH TOLD ME!!"
"GRAVY!"
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT DORKS!!"
"OUR FAULT!? HOW COULD WE HAVE KNOWN THE PLACE WOULD FALL DOWN AROUND US!?"
Soon the ceiling fell... and missed them entirely the entire place fell and the debris dissipated as it hit the ground leaving just the kids and the structure, which had stopped glowing and a vision of what at first glance would appear to be space with a glowing green border, the statues also now had glowing eyes.
"IT'S THE PORTAL!! THE PORTAL TO THE LAND OF THE PIG PEOPLE WHO, FOR FINDING THEIR ANCEINT PORTAL, SHALL REWARD US WITH THEIR STOCK OF PURE BEEF, SOLID GOLD BACON!!" Ed yelled in excitement as he ran at top speed up the stairs.
"ED NO!!" both of the other eds shouted chasing after their slow witted friend.
Ed reached the portal and began to walk through, Double D and Eddy grapped his jacket to try and pull him back, but got sucked in themselves.
"Someone help my idiot brother!!" Sarah squealed, no matter how much she hated Ed she couldn't bare losing him.
"NO WAY! Its the dorks fault this happened," kevin began not noticing The Kanker Sister runing into the portal after their so called boyfriends and a strong suction beginning to pull them in,"it's the dorks own fault that happened if they weren't trying to get our chas all the time we would never have found the stupid thing in the first place!" Kevin yelled.
As Kevin began to rant about innecessity of The Eds a strong wind knocked him, and the remaining children, off their feet and blew them into the portal.
The kids found themselves soaring (screaming all the way) through a green energy in the deep recesses of space, when came an ominous voice.
"Imprisoned for ten thousand years. Banished from my own homeland. These past years spent attempting to prevent the coming of the heroes of the prophecy. And now, you DARE enter MY realm. You are not prepared."
As the kids flew over a massive desert toward an even larger version of the portal that sent them here, a figure could be seen crouching on a hill between them and the portal. The figure stood and flew into the air with massive demon wings, while at the same time summoning massive glaives.
"YOU, ARE NOT, PREPARED!!" Illidan roared at the children and flew towards them attempting to kill them before they could cross over to Azeroth.
Illidan missed Double D's head by less then an inch, however he struck the energy that held them together, making The Cul-de-sac Kids slowly begin to drift apart and sending The Kanker Sisters into a nearby hill.
The kids flew into the portal.
"Well I may not have destroyed them but (sigh) I was able to disrupt their flight path into Azeroth with any luck they will be killed before they meet the one who will inspire them to adventure and even if they somehow manage to find him," Illidan looked over to the hill the Kankers landed in and began to walk towards them, his every step leaving a flaming footstep, "These three will help me destroy them."
Location: Orgrimmar
Time: 7:45 PM
Date: Tuesday, April 22 2008
Far above The Horde capital of orgrimmar a massive orb appeared in the sky firing off nine streaks of light, all but two flying off in different directions, the last two crashed not so far off just outside The Den.
Author's Note: (Epic battle ends) Okay now that thats finished-(Majora: The fight or the chapter?) both. Now this will be very long and its title will change as expansions are released, im starting a troll hunter in WoW for research. On a seperate note how is this format for chapters? To descriptive? Not descriptive enough? Im not a very good writer.