Hello, I have been reading the work of ikarishipper900 and thought, 'Hey, I wanna do talk show junk toooo ;0;.' Sooo, I will ^-^ And I will start with some dares and reviews of my own... =D... (btw, if you have any dares and or questions for our "secret pair" please review this and tell me!)
-curtains open to a staged room-
Me: Welcome ikarishippers! This is, TRUTH, DARE, OR TORTURE! Time to bring in our victo- Guests!
-A luxray drags in two bags, puts them on the couch in room, and uncovers them to reveal Dawn and Paul-
Me: Hi guys ^0^.
Paul: Oh gawd, not another one... O.O
Dawn: As long as it isn't-
Me: You guessed right Dawn, a IKARISHIPPING SHOW!
Paul: ... Typical T.T
Me: And I hope our "Guests" will enjoy this NEW talk show!
Paul: I would think not, I'm leaving. -tries to open door, but it was locked shut-
Me: -Swings key in hand- Tsk Tsk Tsk! Not so fast. -throws key in air- Luxray! ThunderFang!
-uses thunder fang on key and it melts-
Dawn + Paul: DB Nuuuuuuuuu!
Me: Yep! Your stuck! Just like in the talk show with Ikarishipper900!
Paul: Oh gawd. Not this again...
Me: Now to start right away, I will give Paul his first dare!
Paul: I refuse to do that dare.
Me: Hmph, number 1, I DIDN'T ASK THE DARE YET! Number 2, I guess I will have to sick my Luxray on you... -points to Luxray- She's a biter ^.^
Paul: -shivers- C-continue.
Dawn: -tries not to giggle-
Me: Alrighty then, Paul, put this simulater on over your eyes please for the first dare. ^-^
Paul: I already dont like this... -put it on-
WAAAAAARRRRRRP.
-Suddenly at the beach-
Paul: Uh, Clanclaws... what are we doing here...?
Me: Oh please, just call me Clan ^-^. And this is your first dare, keep this simulater on for 30 seconds and your home free!
Paul: And if i don't?
Me: (Says simply) Oh, then Luxray shocks you with no mercy! ^-^
Paul: ... You look too happy about this.
Me: -evil smirk- I have a right to be. Ok, and... Go!
-right then, Dawn walked up to Paul in a bikini-
Simulater Dawn: Hey Paul! This beach has the best snacks! You need to try the bananas! -sucks on banana she had-
Paul: For the Love of... CLAN, GET ME OUT OF HERE.
-Outside of what Paul can see-
Dawn: Why is he squirming so much?
Me + Luxray: -looks at each other and snicker.-
-Back to Paul...-
Paul: Huh...? -feels nose and looks to find blood- DEAR GOD... -takes off simulater and runs to bathroom in the room.
Me: I guess he couldn't take it, ^-^. Aww, and only a measly 17 seconds! How weak XD
Dawn: ...?
-Paul comes back out with tissue held up to nose-
Paul: =-= Your almost as cruel as Ikarishipper900 was...
Me: I learned from the best! ;D Now Dawn, your turn!
Dawn: -Flinch-
Me: ... You have to say who you would rather have to travel with, Paul or Ash?
Dawn: Oh, that easy! ... Paul. Ash is so dense I'm surprised he hasn't hurt anyone because of it yet...
Me: We agree on that sista... ^.^;
Paul: Ok, and she gets the easy questions!?
Dawn: Why, what did you have to do? -cocks head-
Paul: -Looks at feet- Ask the pervert...
Me: But she is...
Paul: Ha. ha. ha. T-T
Me: Ok, now... My friend has some more dares for you two! (She doesn't have a file on here, and like heck I'm tell you her name...)
Paul: Oh JOY.
Dawn: Well lets hear them and get it over with. U.U
Me: -looks at note- Oh Look, a returning dare from Jessi's show! Act like a pervy idiot to Dawn! I want my other pokemon to see this...
-takes out all eeveelutions. (Nicknames Normal-type: Storm, Dark-type: LunarStorm, Physic-Type: PsyStorm, Water-type: RainStorm, Grass-Type: BladeStorm, Fire-type: FlareStorm, Ele-Type: JoltStorm-
Paul: Um, what are they for?
Me: other then to watch you be pervy to Dawn...?
Paul: =l Yes.
Me: Well, if you don't do it, Storm will hit you will hyperbeam, LunarStorm Dark pulse, PsyStorm Psybeam, RainStorm Waterpulse, BladeStorm Solarbeam, FlareStorm flamethrower, And Joltstorm zap cannon! Oh, and All at the same time! So much pain, huh?
Paul: O_O Dawn, I swear... if you take this seriously like last time...
Dawn: ... I won't...
Paul: Good. Now Dawn...
-Luxray appears blocking whole screan-
Luxray: Sorry, but the next scene had to be blocked for the things Paul had to say! But TRUST me! It was HILARIOUS!
-Crawls back to Clan and shows bruised Paul-
Paul: You promised... 0
Dawn: B-but You were SO RUDE I COULDN'T HELP IT! ~_~;
Me: -laughing like crazy- ^-^
Paul: Passes out X_X
Dawn: Too far...? l - l;
Me: I thought you took it well! =D
Luxray: Lux, Luxray... ^U^
-Eeveelutions get sad they don't get to fire at Paul-
Me:... after he wake You can do it!
Dawn: Hey, he did the dare!
Me: But he either has to face my happy pokemon of frustrated pokemon. I think he would like happy better. Heh... Anyways! Next dare! Dawn! When Paul wakes up, put on the best dress you can find, walk up to Paul, tell him you love him, and kiss him! Gee, my friend is a smarty!
Dawn: O_O NU WAY!
Me: -points to Luxray, and it growls, electricity sparking from its jaws-
Dawn: Ok, but this place isn't exactly a shopping mall! Where do I get a nice dress if any dress at all?!
Me: Easy! My friend sent one! Its pretty revealing too... -Smirk- My friend is smarter then she seems Dawn.
Dawn: -sighs and walks away to bathroom-
Paul: -blinks eyes open- Wait... wut...?
Me: Welcome back to the living buddy!
Paul: Where's Dawn?
Me: Aww, miss her?
Paul: I'm wondering, now are you gonna sit there and smirk all day or tell me.
Me: T-T... Alright, lets get this moving. PsyStorm, use psychic to make sure he doesn't move an inch!
Paul: Huh? WHAT? -tries to reach for his Weavile pokeball but can't move- Cr- -was cut off by Eevee walking up the the screen and saying 'Eevee!'-
Me: sorry, gots to censor, Paul!
-Dawn walks into the room in a revealing dress-
Dawn: -walks up to Paul and grabs his head and leans in- I love you Paul... -kisses him-
Paul: -can't move- O3O *muffled* H-huh?
Dawn: Breaks it and stares at him.
Me: You can stop now PsyStorm. ^-^
Paul: Wait, what?
Me: Calm your buttchecks Paul, it was a dare!
Paul: -slight blush- Duh, of course it was...
Me: You thought it was real didn't you...? =]
Paul: O-o-of course not! A-anyone could tell!
Dawn: -goes back to bathroom to change while blushing like crazy.-
Me: -shakes head along with her Luxray- Tsk tsk tsk. SO in denial.
Paul: This isn't going to be different from the other talk show is it...? O_o
Me: Nope, not rlly... Just different people in control, and different pokemon to enforce it! speaking of pokemon... I will need tot take yours!
Dawn: -Walks in and hears- Wait, WHAT?!
Me: oh, and Dawn, you can keep Piplup. And Paul, you keep... -thinks- Weavile.
Paul: T.T better then no pokemon...
Dawn: As long as I keep my piplup... =C
Me: Alright! Please send in reviews, dares, and questions! =D I need lots and lots of all, so don't be shy... That review button LOOOOVES to be clicked!
Paul: Your as annoying as H-
Me: Quick, BladeStorm, SleepPoweder!
BladeStorm: Leaf!
Paul: Heeeee... -voice wavers until he was knocked out-
Me and Pokemon: O.O; Whew...
Me: Anyways, R&R!