Disclaimer: A friend told me this was not important to put down. I tried not disclaiming Naruto, and in the darkness of the night, Sasuke came swirling into the room demanding me to state that Naruto is his and ONLY his. So yea, Dana, I kind of have to put the disclaimer up here.

A/N: This story is more mediocre than most of my fics because I wrote this on my way to school (which is a 9 minute ride) and going to school never gave me good vibes. But I thought I should do something slightly Halloween related so…

Favorite Flavor

"Ne Sasuke?"

"Hn."

"What's your favorite candy flavor?"

"Hn."

"Nani?"

"Hn."

"But that isn't a flavor."

"Ah."

"How does is taste?"

Sasuke gave Naruto a pointed look, one that communicated all the possible emotions the Uchiha possessed. Pervertedness.

"Really?"

"Ah."

"Wanna know what my favorite candy is?"

"…"

"Come on. Guess."

Sasuke then leered at Naruto.

"Echhi! That isn't a flavor either!"

"Che."

"You wish."

"Naruto! Sasuke-kun!"

"Ohayo, Sakura-chan."

Sasuke scoffed at the new intruder.

"Whatcha doing?"

"Talking about our favorite candy flavors!"

"Really? Mine is pink lemonade."

"…that comes in flavors of candy?"

"Hai. Especially lollipops and bubblegum!"

"My favorite flavor is chocolate."

"Nani?!"

"What?"

"I always thought it was orange."

"…what gave you that idea?"

"…nothing. Sasuke-kun? What is your favorite flavor?"

"Sasuke-teme, you say it and your dead."

Sasuke widened his smirk.

"Tell me Sasuke-kun. Maybe I can get you something for Halloween."

Sasuke's eyes glistened.

"Sasuke-teme, you say it and you won't be getting any candy tonight."

Sasuke looked slightly crestfallen. He even pouted.

"Sasuke-kun! What's your favorite flavor?"

"Teme!"

Sasuke looked at Sakura, leered at Naruto, and left.

"Oh!!! So that's his favorite flavor!"

"Sakura-chan!"

"Hehehehe. Naruto. Come with me!"

"Why?"

"We are going to give Sasuke a Halloween he will never forget!"

Later that night, when all the good, non-perverted children were Trick-or-Treating, Sasuke was receiving a treat especially designed to fit his favorite flavor.