A/N: This is a series of funny one shots that take place when Mike and Sulley are living in the Oozma Kappa house and they get back at each other in the most funny and strange ways. This is my first collection of One-Shots, so be nice. Give nice reviews, (NO FLAMES!) and enjoy it!
-Shower-
Sulley was talking a shower in the bathroom of the Oozma Kappa house. The tall, blue, purple spotted monster scrubbed his back with the back scrubber and sang as he scrubbed his fur.
Meanwhile, Mike Wazowski walked into the bathroom with a towel and bar of soap in hand and opened the curtain to see Sulley in there cleaning himself. Sulley noticed the curtain opened up and then he shut the curtain once more.
"Dude, what are you doing in here?" Sulley asked irritated as he now rubbed the body wash into his under arm region.
"I live here too, ya know. Get out of the shower, you're using up all the hot water and not to mention that you've been in there for twenty six minutes" Mike said as he placed his towel and soap bar on the counter.
"Too bad. I have a bigger body, so I need to take more time to get it clean" Sulley said in a rebellious tone.
"That has got to the be most terrible excuse I have ever heard of" Mike said.
"You have your own bathroom too, don't ya? Use that one!" Sulley said as he stuck his arm out the curtain and pointed to the door, water dripping down his fur and placed it back in the shower.
"Ms. Squibbles is using that to do her makeup and she said she's gonna take her morning bath soon. I really need that shower, Sullivan, please get out" Mike said as he explained his situation.
"In a minute!" Sulley whined.
"Sullivan, I'm being serious right now. Get out" Mike said with his voice in a serious tone and his hands on his hips. This time, Sulley ignored him and kept on cleaning himself up.
'Okay, so ya wanna play dirty? Let's play dirty then" Mike thought to himself as he eyed the toilet knob and walked over towards it. The green skinned cyclops then jiggled the handle, making the toilet flush and run out of the bathroom.
"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" he cried as the warm water became extremely hot from Mike flushing the toilet.
Mike then got a paintball gun from underneath Terri and Terry's bed and made sure it was loaded.
"WAZOWSKI!" a loud shout came from the other end of the hallway. Mike hid the paintball gun from behind his back and looked to see Sulley with his fur still wet, with a towel wrapped around his waist.
"I'm going to hurt you so bad, you'll have to go to the ICU!" Sulley threatened. When the bigger monster tried to approach the smaller one, Mike took out the paintball gun and started shooting at Sulley.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Sulley shouted as the red paint balls hit him. The bigger monster then slipped on some of the soap that got off his fur and onto the hardwood floor.
"You clumsy ball of fur!" Mike shouted laughing. He took a camera out from behind him and took a picture of Sulley in his towel, covered in red paint, all wet on the floor.
"That's going in the album" Mike said, saying what Art said when he took a picture of him and Sulley for their first morning in the house.
A/N: That's one-shot one! If you wanna leave a request for what they do next, send me one over PM (Private Messaging) or a review. Please review, thanks!