If anyone gets the hidden two easter eggs, I will pm you for a prize.
Disclaimer is a person who disclaims.
My name may or may not be Kya, and I may or may not be pleased to make your acquaintance. It all depends on how you feel about meeting the daughter of a faceless child-murderer! Well, I can't complain about the faceless part, 'cause well… you'll find out. You see, my full name is Kya Ave Maria Slender.
My mother died during childbirth, and because she knew she wasn't going to make it, she scribbled name suggestions, a love note to my dad, and another note about how she was sorry about her father, which I'll get to.
You see, father wasn't phazed at all by my mother's death. Now you may be thinking "The child murderer doesn't care about his own family, too! ASDFGHJKL;1!111!"
Truthfully, my father cares about my mother, but not in a deep passionate 'I love you and bahhhh.' My father, The Slender Man, was actually forced into marriage. Some fucked up anti creepy pasta guy arranged it himself. Frank Dean's his name. I've had to memorize his face, name, any shit involved with him. For safety reasons.
Frank being leader of Anti Creepy Pasta Inc, had a lot of paranormal enemies. So, he employed the help of my father. Well, forced. Hearing that word a lot, huh? Anyway, because he tried to kill creepy pastas, this put his daughter in danger because she could be used as bait for Frank, that stuff. "Oooh I'm a weak female, come kidnap me and use me to get to my dad, oooooh!" So, because this vibe radiated off my mom, Annabelle, Frank employed the protection of Slender, one of the most feared creepy pastas, as a bodyguard.
Which means forced marriage for all.
Anyway, the full story is not known by me, but I do know I have to be on guard.
So, in summation, forced marriage, death, weariness, creepy pastas, etc.
My name is Kya Slender, and I may or may not be pleased to share with you my story.