"Captain!" Spock said "There's a hostile craft approaching. We have to-"
"Oh yeah!" replied Captain Kirk. "WELL FUCK YOU BITCH!"
Captain Kirk roundhouse kicked Spock into the approaching ship, destroying it and killing everyone on board, before turning on the rest of the crew.
"CAPTAIN! NOOO! YOU JUST KILLED SPOCK!" said Doctor Mockoy.
Kirk pulled his blaster from his blaster from its holster, set it from stun to COMPLETELY FUCKIN' DESTROY and aimed it at McKoy.
"TAKE ONE FUCKIN' STEP CLOSER AND I WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKIN' BRAINS OUT YOU FUCKIN' SMARTASS DICKWAD!"
Kirk fired, exploding McKoy and splattering his blood and guts all around the room before having sex with every single female member of the crew so hard that it exploded them from the inside so there was more blood and stuff.
The End.